I have been having a recurring nightmare that I have a large black tumour growing out of my back and this wakes me most nights. My flatmates have heard me shouting out in my sleep during the night and my sleep pattern has become a mess. I was wandering if anyone knows what this dream means????

Means you've got AIDS

beej that comment should result in a yellow card, thats just f**king rude

i always have dreams that i have to push a lump out of my nose. i used to have A LOT of wicked repeated/continuous dreams.... tho i used to think that dreams have meanings, ive grown to realize that they dont normally mean anything major enough to cause an effect on your life.

Posted by g0mer [ 19 March 2008 | 11:41PM ]

beej that comment should result in a yellow card, thats just f**king rude

it's only rude if you have aids. If thats the case, i apologize on his behalf.

I have a large brown tumor growing out of my ass every morning...

Thanks Dr. Beej I will sleep better now that I have your diagnosis

make sure u didnt see any horror movie before going to bed?

i would go to have a complete checkup andr xray of my back to tell myself that everything is okay?

Start drinking more, its the only cure ;-)

it is probably nothing related to health, but still it must be some unresolved issue that your brain elaborates in this way while you sleep because it feels it is neglected while you are awake... but this is just a humble personal interpretation

It's not actually a tumor you know. Here's the scoop the black coming out of your back it's coz you feel black on the inside and your ultimate wish is you will some day become a real G instead of a shorty. That screaming which you claimed your friends heard you do is actually a poor immation of James Brown holler before he sings "I feel good".

Mystery solved

Get a girl...and make sure that she bothers you all night so that you don't have to dream about it over and over again

by the way..does that help?

hope so..

Beej hilarious! Totally untrue however.

The reality is?: you have left your bedroom window open and next doors cat is deficating between your shoulder blades. Sprinkle black pepper (liberally) on your back before you go to sleep. That should replel the cheeky critter.

( best avoid the magic mushroom tea before bed or your flat mates will move out)