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3 ROSES


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A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her Vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the Surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses Carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not To tell anyone about my operation!'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and That the first rose was from him:

'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.'

'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and Empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose ?' she asked.

'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for His new ears.'

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A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her Vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the Surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses Carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not To tell anyone about my operation!'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and That the first rose was from him:

'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.'

'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and Empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose ?' she asked.

'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for His new ears.'

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pink_lemonad ------------> Your Welcome ka. ËÑÇàÃÒÃÇѹÅùԴ ¨Ôµá¨èÃãʨéÒ

ghee -------------------> I hope it is not your ears lol... you should double check again ;)

KhunEd----------------> :D

petey ---------------> :D

55555 Thx all guys for your comment ka... Have a wonderful day.

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Andy_Bkk -------------> you should read my journal the different age of woman lol

Johave --------------> Thx for your comment ka. Lovely day ja.

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N' Joy, you are very silly. That was a good joke!

N' Tangkwaa, we would like to know your thoughts on the joke, too so go ahead and get it translated.

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Tangkwaa -------------------> ÃѹÃáµÃÅÖè§ µÖ§µÑ§¹Ô´¹Ö§Ãèà äÇéà´ëÇÃùàÃçà ¨ÃºÃ¡¨éÒ

P'Jack ------------------> My name is Tukkie ka. lol

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< ¢Ó ¢Ó´Õ »¹ ·ÃÅÖè§¹Ô´æ ¡ÃÅѧàº×èÃÃÂÙè àÅ > .... thnx for sharing the smiles on the Thursday boring ka Miss Tukkie :P

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Punyisa -----------> ·ÃÅÖè§ÇѹÅùԴ ¨Ôµá¨èÃãÊ àÃ×èçµÅ¡â»¡ÎÒ ¡çÃÒ¨Ò¡·ÃÅÖè§ãµéÊô×÷Ñé§¹Ñé¹áËÅèäèÒ ¢Ó¢Ó¨éÒ

Funky_house -----> :D

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P'Tawan --------------> Your welcome ka

Iaian_D ----------------> Your boss not there? lol let he read this journal too :D

LadyVin----------------> äÇé¨ÃËÒàÃ×èçµÅ¡æÃÃ’ÃÕ¡¹Ã¤èà ÃÂèÒÅ×Ãà¢éÒÃÃ’ÃèÒ¹¹Ã¨êà µØê¡¡ÕéÃÕäÇé 6-7 àÃ×èçÃèà ÅçÃèÒ¹´Ù¹à ã¹ journal ¢Ã§µØê¡¡Õé¨éÒ

Thank you all comments, make me happy too that everybody like and laugh it. ^^'

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