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Women Over 40


CocoaBrotha

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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at a movie or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away w ith it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, some ormost of us men praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons . For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy guy in goofy pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old . Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at a movie or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away w ith it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, some ormost of us men praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons . For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy guy in goofy pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old . Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Ha ha ha ha ha...

Post menopausal women appreciate the sausage the most... (If they still have a libido)

They don't have to worry about you leaving them with a kid that you're not gonna support.

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most important thing about older women for me..............not so hung up about sex

in otherwords they know what they are doing and what the want during sex..

yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

best lovers have always been older then me anyway

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Great journal! You have let the secret out of the bag, now lets see if men are smart enough to take advantage of it. : -)

I agree completely with almost everything you say, except the last paragraph. Honestly I have yet to meet a woman who does NOT want to be married.

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