a woman ahead of her time (1892 -1980); strong and independent and she knew what she wanted!! Some great one liners from her;

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.?

?When women go wrong, men go right after them.?

?It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.?

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.?

?It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.?

?I speak two languages, Body and English.?

?A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.?

I've been in more laps than a napkin.?

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.?

?A hard man is good to find.?

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.?

?Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.?

?A hard man is good to find.?

but an EASY MAN is boring

lol....:)

Beulah, peel me a grape.

ha ha ha!!! i like them

You forgot the best one!!!

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"