A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long time together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact, ' Judy .. Judy.':

'Is that you, Steve?'

'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'

'That's wonderful! What's it like?'

'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then

it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and

then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens), another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf

course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.'

'Oh, Steve you surely must be in Heaven!'

'Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Rockhampton.'

still sounds like heaven,just have to look at it from a different point of view

Heheh.....

very good gav!!!

Nice one!

LMAO

hahaha where is the heaven???

Hahahah...Thanks for sharing sunday joke...

hahahahhahaha