The Husband Store   A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. 

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store  ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. 

There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! 

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

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The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. 

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The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: 

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: 

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

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Floor 6  - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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Who really needs one? lol

choooooooooooose floor 3 ka hehheeehhhehe^^

Just waiting on a Wife store to Open soon! maybe opened on the 7th Floor soon! 55555

Yaah, yaah, yaah... Seen here before. It must be an urban legend, nobody has ever reported or posted where all of these bodies are, four million three hundred and sixty three thousand and twelve, that fell from the 6th floor. Somewhere on this planet?

You'd think that the UN would have a handle on it though.... Naaaaw, they're fu*kin' inept too....

i would stop on the 2nd or maybe 3rd floor hehe

prefer 4th floor lol

best bargains always in the basement!! : )

>>>best bargains always in the basement!! : )

That's a good one!!

lol funny store , Pink.

thanks obama, i stopped at the 3rd floor.

hehe