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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman.

She waves at him and says hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind races. He racks his brain and travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from Fred's stag night that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's Grade 3 teacher."

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman.

She waves at him and says hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind races. He racks his brain and travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from Fred's stag night that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's Grade 3 teacher."

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