Looks like he?s done it again!

I WISH WE HAD A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes

GOD BLESS AMERICA .

Bill Cosby

Please Forward this to everyone you know, no matter which side of the fence they're on.

f*ck me; Bill Cosby, the world's first black Nazi!!

Come on, Iain. The man is like what 73? Dementia gets him like most 70 something men.

Bill Cosby is a comedian...A very smart one.

Take it for what it's worth.

Thanks Admin..You are the only person that understands.

i was being ironic John - sorry if it didn't come over. If Bill had been saying this in seriousness, I would have gone with Nicky's diagnosis of dementia!!!

Iain_D is a manly man.

that bastard ate my pudding pops

I'm not as manly as admin, He's so manly you can find him on menforsale.com

: )

Bill Cosby has never been the same since his son was murdered.....i think bitterness and hate has consumed him....this mans soul glowed with goodness that he shared with the world through his comedy.....i think he died when his son died as would i........................hey hey hey....i love fat Albert....

Neither Johnfc nor Admin realize the truth, that this tirade agains the poor neither is part of Cosby's formerly endearing shtick nor is it funny at all. Regrettably Bill Cosby left his Philadelphia roots behind when he morphed himself into Dr Huxtable. Cosby long ago lost credibility among the Black intelligentsia for his blame-the-victim perspective. And, BTW, it doesn't matter how many observation towers there are: we are coming, we are here, we are MULTIPLYING, and most definitely we are NOT going back. If you don't like it, you can move to New Zealand.