I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed  copious amounts

of alcohol. I awoke this morning not f eeling well, with what could be described

as f lu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc.

From the results of some initial testing, I hav e unfortunately tested positiv e f or

what experts are now calling Wine Flu.

This debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated case.

Reports are flooding in f rom all around the country of others diagnosed with

Wine Flu. To any one that starts to exhibit the af orementioned tell-tale

signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down.

Howev er, should your condition worsen, you should immediately rent a DVD and

take some Advil (Advil seems to be the only drug available that has been proven

to help combat this unusual type of f lu).

Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some

cases. If not, then f urther application of the original liquid, in similar quantities to

the original dose, has been shown to do the trick. Wine Flu does not need to be life

threatening and, if treated early, can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period.

Cheers!

NOTE

If you f ind you are complaining a lot, it may be that it has mutated into Whine Flu.

where the symptoms are detected as a serious case of eye-rolling.

lol...I've got my wine flu mask on.

Don't you think the font is a bit small? lol

You can cure if with the help of Mr Jack Daniels - or Khun Singha :-)

Cool_A------> The font was fine, a little large if anything....Have you been at the Wine already??

I have already had my vaccine for wine flu.

On a side note, is it possible to use a smaller text size next time?

With this size i have to scroll from left to right while reading, which is not very convenient.

Hmmmm I wondered why it looked OK on my browser.............. I has it set at 125% lol

Gav you have taken the wrong medicine,you need a different grape!