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ROMANCEMATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

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Smart man + dumb woman = affair

¼ÙéªÒÂà¡è§ + ¼ÙéË­Ô§â§è = ¤ÇÒÃã¤Ãè *

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

¼ÙéªÒÂâ§è + ¼ÙéË­Ô§à¡è§ = ¡ÒÃáµè§§Ò¹

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

¼ÙéªÒÂâ§è + ¼ÙéË­Ô§â§è = µÑé§ ·éç **

* OFFICE ARITHMETIC *

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

à¨éÒ¹ÒÂà¡è§ + ÅÙ¡¹éçà¡è§ = ¡Óäà **

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

à¨éÒ¹ÒÂà¡è§ + ÅÙ¡¹éçâ§è = ¼Å ¼ÅÔµ **

Dum! b boss + smart employee = promotion

à¨éÒ¹ÒÂâ§è + ÅÙ¡¹éçà¡è§ = àÅ×èù µÓá˹è§

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

à¨éÒ¹ÒÂâ§è + ÅÙ¡¹éç â§è =OT ÃÂèÒ§ à´ÕÂÇ **

* SHOPPING MATH *

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

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A woman will pay $1 for items that she doesn't need.

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* GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS *

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

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A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

áµè ¼ÙéªÒÂäÃèà¤Â¡Ñ§ÇÅàÅÂà¡ÕèÂÇ¡ ѺùҤµàŨ¹¡Ã÷Ñè§ÃÕÀÃÃÂÒ **

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

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A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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* HAPPINESS *

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

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To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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* LONGEVITY *

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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* PROPENSITY TO CHANGE *

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. **

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A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. **

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* DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE *

A woman has the last word in any argument.

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Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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** from foward mail..

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime LOL....Sooo true.

"Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime " ----UNPAID!!!!!! Overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for items that she doesn't need.

and

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

are sooo true!!

Too many arithetics for me..life is much more simpe thing

Totally agree with all of that...ha ha ha

x_1 = (-1)^(3/4)b{[m(e^(-2pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)+i[m(e^(2pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)}{[m(e^(-4pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)+[m(e^(4pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)}{[m(q^(1/5))]^(1/8)+q^(5/8)(q^5)^(-1/8)[m(q^5)]^(1/8)}

(7)

x_2 = b{-[m(q^(1/5))]^(1/8)+e^(3pii/4)[m(e^(2pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)}×{e^(-3pii/4)[m(e^(-2pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)+i[m(e^(4pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)}{i[m(e^(-4pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)+q^(5/8)(q^5)^(-1/8)[m(q^5)]^(1/8)}

(8)

x_3 = b{e^(-3pii/4)[m(e^(-2pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)-i[m(e^(-4pii/5)q^(1/5)]^(1/8))}×{-[m(q^(1/5))]^(1/8)-i[m(e^(4pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)}×{e^(3pii/4)[m(e^(2pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)+q^(5/8)(q^5)^(-1/8)[m(q^5)]^(1/8)}

(9)

x_4 = b{[m(q^(1/5))]^(1/8)-i[m(e^(-4pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)}×{-e^(3pii/4)[m(e^(2pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)-i[m(e^(4pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)}{e^(-3pii/4)[m(e^(-2pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)+q^(5/8)(q^5)^(-1/8)[m(q^5)]^(1/8)}

(10)

x_5 = b{[m(q^(1/5))]^(1/8)-e^(-3pii/4)[m(e^(-2pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)}×{-e^(3pii/4)[m(e^(2pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)+i[m(e^(-4pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)}{-i[m(e^(4pii/5)q^(1/5))]^(1/8)+q^(5/8)(q^5)^(-1/8)[m(q^5)]^(1/8)}.

Iain...you made a couple mistakes.

I think you'll find I haven't Rob; now identify the jacobi theta functions in the above equation...