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ok.... I'm breaking the A4 rule ... but I'm the Queen of Hell.... I'm allowed to! }:-D

I just got a PM from a TF friend, it's too funny to not share! hahahaha

here goes:

SUBJECT: Today's topic: Am I nuts?

.... just come back from one of my last gigs in my country, still smiling a bit about what happended:

In 30 days I will quit my job at IBM after 20 years, - and today I gave one of my last speeches. In front of me sat a pretty smart crowd of about 80 bank executives, - most of them know me as a very serious and completely business oriented guy.

Today, I was in a somewhat emotional mood facing the fact that a long chapter of my business-life will be over soon and most of these people I will probably never meet again. Close to the end of my pitch, which was about information technology in the banking industry, a young, beautiful journalist entered the audience and sat down on a free seat in the third row.

I had seen her before in the coffee break and her face reminded me of somebody, but until the very second, when she took her seet just 10 meters away and smiled at me, I did not know of *WHOM* she reminded me.

Then a lightning struck my brain and I knew whom she resembled so much. Unfortunately this sudden insight detracted me from my thoughts and my script. I quickly tried to find the next keyword in my notes.

For a moment I became damned nervous as I didn't want to ruin my last big performance by lack of concentration. I was just 10 sentences away from my final statement, which should underline that "full dedication" as a prerequisite for being a successful top executive.

Instead the fact that suddenly I saw *YOU* instead of her sitting in the audience made me change my closing remark I folded up my script, went some steps away from the lectern, took a deep breath and my last words obviously astonished the crowd:

"..ladies and gentlemen, just in case one day you will reach a point, where you have to ask yourself, WHY you do all this, - when you start to doubt if the route you have choosen for your career is really the best one, - then just consider to do it *the LaLa way* , and you will gain breathtaking new perspectives and a new quality level in your life. Thanks for your attention."

These words spoken (in German of course) I left the stage. Two of my colleagues. who had been in the auditorium, hurried over to me and asked if I felt sick ???

I thought they would ask me this because of my final remark.

But instead they told me: Nobody in this room has ever seen you smile during a biz session, - but today - during your last words - you smiled like the holy ghost has taken control over you

So during the lunch break even some of the big shots came to me, took me to the side and they all asked the same question " WHO is LaLa ?! Is he giving lectures ? Is he exec consultant ? Which books did he write ?"

I carefully explained that LaLa is FEMALE, a philosopher, potentially an upcoming guru already, and that knowing her would for some time remain my "competitive advantage",

- " .... and besides: I did not yet learn enough from her, so maybe U ask me again 1 billion heartbeats later "

When I left the arena they still where puzzling over "who is LaLa ".

The first ones already made Google searches

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OutOfOrder

ok.... I'm breaking the A4 rule ... but I'm the Queen of Hell.... I'm allowed to! }:-D

I just got a PM from a TF friend, it's too funny to not share! hahahaha

here goes:

SUBJECT: Today's topic: Am I nuts?

.... just come back from one of my last gigs in my country, still smiling a bit about what happended:

In 30 days I will quit my job at IBM after 20 years, - and today I gave one of my last speeches. In front of me sat a pretty smart crowd of about 80 bank executives, - most of them know me as a very serious and completely business oriented guy.

Today, I was in a somewhat emotional mood facing the fact that a long chapter of my business-life will be over soon and most of these people I will probably never meet again. Close to the end of my pitch, which was about information technology in the banking industry, a young, beautiful journalist entered the audience and sat down on a free seat in the third row.

I had seen her before in the coffee break and her face reminded me of somebody, but until the very second, when she took her seet just 10 meters away and smiled at me, I did not know of *WHOM* she reminded me.

Then a lightning struck my brain and I knew whom she resembled so much. Unfortunately this sudden insight detracted me from my thoughts and my script. I quickly tried to find the next keyword in my notes.

For a moment I became damned nervous as I didn't want to ruin my last big performance by lack of concentration. I was just 10 sentences away from my final statement, which should underline that "full dedication" as a prerequisite for being a successful top executive.

Instead the fact that suddenly I saw *YOU* instead of her sitting in the audience made me change my closing remark I folded up my script, went some steps away from the lectern, took a deep breath and my last words obviously astonished the crowd:

"..ladies and gentlemen, just in case one day you will reach a point, where you have to ask yourself, WHY you do all this, - when you start to doubt if the route you have choosen for your career is really the best one, - then just consider to do it *the LaLa way* , and you will gain breathtaking new perspectives and a new quality level in your life. Thanks for your attention."

These words spoken (in German of course) I left the stage. Two of my colleagues. who had been in the auditorium, hurried over to me and asked if I felt sick ???

I thought they would ask me this because of my final remark.

But instead they told me: Nobody in this room has ever seen you smile during a biz session, - but today - during your last words - you smiled like the holy ghost has taken control over you

So during the lunch break even some of the big shots came to me, took me to the side and they all asked the same question " WHO is LaLa ?! Is he giving lectures ? Is he exec consultant ? Which books did he write ?"

I carefully explained that LaLa is FEMALE, a philosopher, potentially an upcoming guru already, and that knowing her would for some time remain my "competitive advantage",

- " .... and besides: I did not yet learn enough from her, so maybe U ask me again 1 billion heartbeats later "

When I left the arena they still where puzzling over "who is LaLa ".

The first ones already made Google searches

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Thrasher

i'm sure the LaLa way iz a vodka drink consisting of whatever additional ingredientz r in the kitchen, in the frig, on the table, in places u don't wanna know about, etc. then add vodka & drink with PamLaLa. repeat az necessary.

and i missed upskirt pix? what constitutez "nice" underwear 4 u? stitched-together vodka labelz? tattooz skinned off corpsesz? or something frilly?

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