Admin_2 Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 The Rules of Fight Club 1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight. Any questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Can I talk about Fight Club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted March 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Can I talk about Fight Club? You can say a bit, but please don't punch the babies. Babies don't want to listen to you anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Right. Got it. No talking. Suppose some guy already talked about it - before he read the rules, would that be bad? I mean, it might bring new members. Otherwise it's just going to be me and you fighting every week. Does a blog count? Only you just put it online. So can I do some photos on Facebook? And the 'no shoes and shirts' thing is a bit unclear. Do I need to arrive shoeless and shirtless? Or can I just take them off when I get there? Oh and how about pants? If they're really uncomfortable, can I choose not to wear pants too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted March 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Right. Got it. No talking. Suppose some guy already talked about it - before he read the rules, would that be bad? I mean, it might bring new members. Otherwise it's just going to be me and you fighting every week. Does a blog count? Only you just put it online. So can I do some photos on Facebook? And the 'no shoes and shirts' thing is a bit unclear. Do I need to arrive shoeless and shirtless? Or can I just take them off when I get there? Oh and how about pants? If they're really uncomfortable, can I choose not to wear pants too? Once someone knows the rules, he is not allowed to talk about It from that point on. Blogs count. You may arrive with shoes and shirt on, but they must be taken off once you step into the cage. Regarding the pants, keep the the snake in the cage or else we bring out Mickey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 See? The rules are a bit wishy washy and vague. You really didn't spend much time writing them, did you? Blogs count? As talking? Or as a valuable marketing tool? Oh and after last week's ahem 'accident', you should also have a "No guns allowed" rule. Maybe even ban all weapons - sorry about that, I was just trying to spice things up a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 How will people know about Fight Club if we're not supposed to talk about it? Can I print up some flyers? They are more useful than your 'souvenir soaps'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 Oh and how about pants? If they're really uncomfortable, can I choose not to wear pants too? 9th RULE ... no homo !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flowerchild85 Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 (edited) The Rules of Fight Club 1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight. Any questions? I seen this movie Edited April 5, 2011 by flowerchild85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 See? The rules are a bit wishy washy and vague. You really didn't spend much time writing them, did you?Blogs count? As talking? Or as a valuable marketing tool? Oh and after last week's ahem 'accident', you should also have a "No guns allowed" rule. Maybe even ban all weapons - sorry about that, I was just trying to spice things up a bit. What if you make a movie about it starring Brad Pitt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 (edited) The Rules of Fight Club 1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight. Any questions? Can u cancel rule 4,6 and let a TOUGH , TOO STONG gal to join this club? , i would be happy if u say yes:-) and it would be nice if i can have any kind of weapon with me during the fighting round lolLOL Edited April 6, 2011 by whitelotus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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