Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 You only found ONE???But anyhow, as nice as this inn might be, you cannot grow mango trees there and you also should not copulate there (although.... ok, that's another topic!) I was more thinking of the specific one that gave it's name to an operetta (culture alert) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodai Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 you also should not copulate there (although.... ok, that's another topic!) Well, start the thread, we have bored people in need of entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 I was more thinking of the specific one that gave it's name to an operetta (culture alert) Well, it's not more culture than today Britney Spears, but yeah, I like the movie! Seeing lots of Austrian actors long gone (and definitely better than nowaday's bunch of communist idiots), old cars, lots of daily routine that I still remember from my early childhood....I'm going sentimental now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Spent a few summers on Wolfgangsee. Happy days. Now see; now you're part of it. From virgins to football to picturesque Austrian lakes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 (edited) Spent a few summers on Wolfgangsee. Happy days.Now see; now you're part of it. From virgins to football to picturesque Austrian lakes! Yep, that's great! And they are also playing football over there and there are some virgins.... well, maybe the percentage goes down a bit once you.... but again, that's another topic! But seriously now - I think I only passed St. Wolfgang once in my life some years ago (didn't even stop for refueling). It also was the first time for me to go to places like Hallstatt and the ice caves when my wife was here for the first time. So this area, although part of my beautiful home country, is still a bit of a white spot on my map. Edited May 28, 2011 by kaunitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 "Afterplay" Foreplay doesn't count...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Foreplay doesn't count...LOL Foreplay is her buying you half a dozen pints then giving you a quick bj in the car park... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted May 29, 2011 Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 Foreplay is her buying you half a dozen pints then giving you a quick bj in the car park... Not in my car....don't want to ruin the leather upholstery...if she's quick I suppose it's alright then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 Not in my car....don't want to ruin the leather upholstery...if she's quick I suppose it's alright then.... Think it's more about how quick you are mate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 virgins to football to Austria to blow jobs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted May 29, 2011 Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 Not in my car....don't want to ruin the leather upholstery...if she's quick I suppose it's alright then.... Why not? Just use a BigC plasic bag as underlay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted May 29, 2011 Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 virgins to football to Austria to blow jobs... Well, the jumping guy in the middle might have some problems getting a BJ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 Well, the jumping guy in the middle might have some problems getting a BJ! I'd do Uhuru... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted May 29, 2011 Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 virgins to football to Austria to blow jobs... But THIS luckily is not Austrian - see the haircuts and the skin colour of the girl! (Sorry CocoaBrother - no pun intended!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted May 29, 2011 Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 yea right thats probably where the last virgin is BTW.. in space or another galaxy for that fact...LOL Hey Kaunitz you know that is a great idea thx... I now will be stocking up on BigCbags or Foodland bags..just in case that special moment does arise...no pun intended.. because it's not like I have plastic bags laying around in my car for special events as such.. & @ Mr. Mash... lets just say I will be double bagging it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Hey Kaunitz you know that is a great idea thx... I now will be stocking up on BigCbags or Foodland bags..just in case that special moment does arise...no pun intended.. because it's not like I have plastic bags laying around in my car for special events as such.. & @ Mr. Mash... lets just say I will be double bagging it.. In this case I also would suggest ear plugs as these bags can make a horrible noise (not personally tested on car seats but when putting them in the dustbin ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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