simes Posted August 13, 2005 Report Share Posted August 13, 2005 As I say it all depends on who it was with............ If it was a cute girl (which lets face it includes just about every woamn on tf) I would say nothing and immediately fall asleep like any other red blooded guy. If it was with another guy I'd say "Oh dear, I seem to have made a terrible mistake old chap" and get the hell out of there vowing to take the story to my grave. If it was with a sheep I would say 'Baaaaaaa' and ask her for her phone number choosing not to take this one to my grave. And of course if it was with my right hand I'd say 'Once again we confirm that a shag is ok but there's nothing like the real thing'. S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hussain Posted August 13, 2005 Report Share Posted August 13, 2005 i have a few responses....a: You have to go, my girlfriend will be here in 15 minutes. b: Don't let door hit you in the ass on the way out. c: The condom broke. d: We agreed on 800B. e: who are you and where's my friends? f: (action).....running for the door!!! I am prepared tp pay 1500B...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 13, 2005 Report Share Posted August 13, 2005 Turn over my lover - don't make babies that way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyZ Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 "What channel is CNN on?..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Whaaaat? Thats it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 thanks you were great too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 What a crazy night!!!! I had a real good time!!!!!!! I aim to please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shades Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Please Sir/Mam .. can I have some more??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 U just smile, look her deep in the eye's, kiss her lips slowly and softly, moving your lips to her ear's while kissing her soft skin, tell her she makes you crazy...and start all over again But i guess not everybody is like me! Cheer's to Budda you whisper in her ears Cheers to buddha ?? mm kinky one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armand Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 i say that ; im the luckiest guy on the earth cos i have chance of being with you then i kiss her very hot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Why are you crying, did it hurt? :oops: she would say "i think i just made a mistake" LOL and i would say - ur so cute (if hes really that good and so gentle) - ur killing me (we just had a wild sex) - omg (i think that tells it all) - zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - lets have a bath/shower together (so we both can get horny again) - now lets do it again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bah_eddie Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Put on some Led Zepplin "stair way to heaven" and smoke a joint and tell her how many other girls you slept with that same day before she came over LOL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuTieGirL Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Honey.....let's be the bunnies.... :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlFromMars Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 what is ur name? :!: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 what is ur name? :!: my god I'll be right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlFromMars Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 what is ur name? :!: my god I'll be right there so come here baby! but what is ur name? :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 what is ur name? :!: my god I'll be right there so come here baby! but what is ur name? :wink: Jerry and I'm catching the red eye to england :wink: woohooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuTieGirL Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 I'd go for the classic..... .....Pass the tissue please.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haiku_newyork Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 I swear this has never happened before.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Thank you.. hun.. i will love only you.. :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_Girl Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Depands on Good sex or not :twisted: :twisted: If good :: I will say ... OMG Can you do it again If not :: I will say ... errr now you got chance once again ... do it to be better if you can't leave out from my bed !! :twisted: :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O123ok Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Do you have change for a 500? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bah_eddie Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Father forgive me for I have sinned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down2Earth Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Father forgive me for I have sinned Amen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O123ok Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Father forgive me for I have sinned Incest isn't something to brag about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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