PattayaDaz Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 YES YES.....As we all know its SILLY SEASON again.....NO I don't mean Xmas.. But HIGH SEASON.....when thousands of tourists arrive from all points of the compass....to enjoy themselves in Thailand... Some of them are just a little on the eccentric side.....You only have to witness the funny clothes....weird hairstyles....and strange behavior... Last month I saw one guy.....Hugely obease...more than 250kg...riding a scooter along Beach Rd wearing baggy khaki shorts...long stripey socks...the usual Singa beer singlet and :shock: a bright yellow plastic construction workers safety hat :!: So name and shame...what the worst you have seen....and do some nationalities really excel more than other as silly looking twats.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Actually I did see a really weird farang yesterday evening. I was walking down soi 23 after picking up my new passport from the embassy when I saw this farang dancing around on the road...very close to the footpath. At first, his reason for literally prancing up and down wasn't visible to me, but I soon saw he was doing it to amuse a gaggle of massage parlour girls sitting around the front of their shop. It would have been ok except that this guy was really obese, was wearing a clingy t-shirt over some very large male boobs (er...erect nipples) and a pot belly. Shorts, knee high shorts and a backpack completed his ensemble. He walked past me on the narrow footpath after that and I caught myself squeezing against a tree in case he thought I wanted to see him perform too... :shock: Thankfully, he didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marky12345 Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 that farang was me didnt you like my man boobs i paid good money for them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlFromMars Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 that farang was me didnt you like my man boobs i paid good money for them man boobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 i think the ones that excel are the obese american tourists wearing socks and sandals, stone-washed denim shorts, and eating at mcdonalds, and the big round german tourists stuffed like a sausage into their speedos. now i'm not sayin all americans and germans are ridiculously obese, obviously... but when americans and germans do fat, they do it right. let's not leave the brits out, shall we? that skinny 60 year old sexpat with the enormous nose and the dyed blonde hair(from grey, your roots are showing baby), wearing the diesel shorts w bragging about how "the bar girl he lives with is different from other bar girls, she's so sweet, does all the housework, and doesnt complain when he shags other bargirls".... he was telling all this to a portly, congenial british biker couple on my most recent visa run. and as for canadians? i dont dare speak my mind, coz them f*ckers play hockey, eh? i'm worried if i speak the truth, frankenbuns will kick my ass (arse for you brits). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 i think the ones that excel are the obese american tourists wearing socks and sandals, stone-washed denim shorts, and eating at mcdonalds, and the big round german tourists stuffed like a sausage into their speedos. now i'm not sayin all americans and germans are ridiculously obese, obviously... but when americans and germans do fat, they do it right. let's not leave the brits out, shall we? that skinny 60 year old sexpat with the enormous nose and the dyed blonde hair(from grey, your roots are showing baby), wearing the diesel shorts w bragging about how "the bar girl he lives with is different from other bar girls, she's so sweet, does all the housework, and doesnt complain when he shags other bargirls".... he was telling all this to a portly, congenial british biker couple on my most recent visa run. and as for canadians? i dont dare speak my mind, coz them f*ckers play hockey, eh? i'm worried if i speak the truth, frankenbuns will kick my ass (arse for you brits). i wouldn't 'kick' your ass...but i may shove my hockeystick up there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 i think the ones that excel are the obese american tourists wearing socks and sandals, stone-washed denim shorts, and eating at mcdonalds, and the big round german tourists stuffed like a sausage into their speedos. now i'm not sayin all americans and germans are ridiculously obese, obviously... but when americans and germans do fat, they do it right. let's not leave the brits out, shall we? that skinny 60 year old sexpat with the enormous nose and the dyed blonde hair(from grey, your roots are showing baby), wearing the diesel shorts w bragging about how "the bar girl he lives with is different from other bar girls, she's so sweet, does all the housework, and doesnt complain when he shags other bargirls".... he was telling all this to a portly, congenial british biker couple on my most recent visa run. and as for canadians? i dont dare speak my mind, coz them f*ckers play hockey, eh? i'm worried if i speak the truth, frankenbuns will kick my ass (arse for you brits). i wouldn't 'kick' your ass...but i may shove my hockeystick up there! typo i meant *stick* not *kick*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 i think the ones that excel are the obese american tourists wearing socks and sandals, stone-washed denim shorts, and eating at mcdonalds, and the big round german tourists stuffed like a sausage into their speedos. now i'm not sayin all americans and germans are ridiculously obese, obviously... but when americans and germans do fat, they do it right. let's not leave the brits out, shall we? that skinny 60 year old sexpat with the enormous nose and the dyed blonde hair(from grey, your roots are showing baby), wearing the diesel shorts w bragging about how "the bar girl he lives with is different from other bar girls, she's so sweet, does all the housework, and doesnt complain when he shags other bargirls".... he was telling all this to a portly, congenial british biker couple on my most recent visa run. and as for canadians? i dont dare speak my mind, coz them f*ckers play hockey, eh? i'm worried if i speak the truth, frankenbuns will kick my ass (arse for you brits). i wouldn't 'kick' your ass...but i may shove my hockeystick up there! typo i meant *stick* not *kick*. so long as we understand each other.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 i think the ones that excel are the obese american tourists wearing socks and sandals, stone-washed denim shorts, and eating at mcdonalds, and the big round german tourists stuffed like a sausage into their speedos. now i'm not sayin all americans and germans are ridiculously obese, obviously... but when americans and germans do fat, they do it right. let's not leave the brits out, shall we? that skinny 60 year old sexpat with the enormous nose and the dyed blonde hair(from grey, your roots are showing baby), wearing the diesel shorts w bragging about how "the bar girl he lives with is different from other bar girls, she's so sweet, does all the housework, and doesnt complain when he shags other bargirls".... he was telling all this to a portly, congenial british biker couple on my most recent visa run. and as for canadians? i dont dare speak my mind, coz them f*ckers play hockey, eh? i'm worried if i speak the truth, frankenbuns will kick my ass (arse for you brits). i wouldn't 'kick' your ass...but i may shove my hockeystick up there! typo i meant *stick* not *kick*. so long as we understand each other.... I think Zeus is safe . Doubt there are many hockey sticks in Thaland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankenburner2 Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 i think the ones that excel are the obese american tourists wearing socks and sandals, stone-washed denim shorts, and eating at mcdonalds, and the big round german tourists stuffed like a sausage into their speedos. now i'm not sayin all americans and germans are ridiculously obese, obviously... but when americans and germans do fat, they do it right. let's not leave the brits out, shall we? that skinny 60 year old sexpat with the enormous nose and the dyed blonde hair(from grey, your roots are showing baby), wearing the diesel shorts w bragging about how "the bar girl he lives with is different from other bar girls, she's so sweet, does all the housework, and doesnt complain when he shags other bargirls".... he was telling all this to a portly, congenial british biker couple on my most recent visa run. and as for canadians? i dont dare speak my mind, coz them f*ckers play hockey, eh? i'm worried if i speak the truth, frankenbuns will kick my ass (arse for you brits). i wouldn't 'kick' your ass...but i may shove my hockeystick up there! typo i meant *stick* not *kick*. so long as we understand each other.... I think Zeus is safe . Doubt there are many hockey sticks in Thaland actually...they DO have hockey sticks here....but they are what we would call "field hockey" sticks in north america....shorter, more sturdy...definitely better suited for clubbing your foe over the head....or up the ass..as the case may be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PattayaDaz Posted January 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Judging by the pic....he must have intended to stay at the pool all day.. Apears that he...... has his lunch in his pocket.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jay24 Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 not in thailand but still a farang ---> ok guys beat this shocking personality... well u wont be able by any chance to beat that anyway but u can always try... (check his galleries on the right menu on his website and u know what i mean, u will find some wicked nasty masterpieces of him) let me introduce "string-emil" a guy from good ol germany who loves to look "hot" and make people horny by flashing his thong. Awww how i love these crazy germans! Ahh yeah dont eat and watch at the same time... (he also states that he is not gay by the way) http://www.string-emil.de/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jay24 Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 well i just got way more hair on my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Threads like this just bring me staright back to "the horror"I give you once again... the underpants stalker Stayed at a very nice resort in North Pattaya with a beautiful pool. The pool was beautiful because it was deep, deep enough to house a bar in the centre. As you may know I like hedonism and sitting deep in cool water drinking beer certainly fits in with my lifestyle choices. Spent much of the afternoon watching a cute girl in a orange bikini. Cute girl stacked and packed this bikini and by some strange magic stacked and packed my trunks too. Just as I was enjoying beer, pool and lazy lob-on a pasty out of shape pale blob impeded upon my vision/fantasy.This humanoid was strutting around in a pair of Y-Fronts. Obviously he had forgotten trunks and rather than buy any decided to wear his off white briefs and not only but also pull the sides up to make them look like speedos. It was at this point I started weeping. I wept for my lost innocence and my lost semi. Then the full horror of the situ enveloped me. Whilst I was enjoying looking at the three areas of orange goodness he had been scoping me. Noticing he had my attention he paraded up and down before me like some degenerate catwalk model. I chugged my beer ordered another and went to the sunbed area to hide behind my book? He followed Did some more parading and then sat on a nearby fountain with his legs open I got a fit of the giggles, mostly hysteria. Only thing that saved me from breaking the bottle (apart from the waste of good beer) and shoving the shards into my eyes was the fact that cute orange bikini girl put on her glasses to read? the wOw factor restored gave me strength to carry on. one tiny indiscretion... next thing you know, your picture's all over the internet... they werent even my tighty whities... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangy Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 hard to beat brian peppers... but this peter pan guy is a little bit out there. he's in his 50s and dresses up as peter pan for fun. he says he's single (believe it or not) but not gay. a lot of more of this guy's outfits here: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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