iBatch Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 kunny is sweet and romantic so,i love you .. :oops: If ya straight, leave me a msg after the *beep* Boobies turn me off... so if ya got a pair of em put the damn phone down at this minute. darnn.. I espected somebody else come 'AFTER' me, not you (boobies) turn me off as well. :x I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 hey there. I am not actually out. I just dont want to speak to you. So after the tone please **** off. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone right now, so after the tone, please leave your name and number, then talk briefly about your childhood and tell me what comes to mind when you hear the following words: orange...mother...unicorn...penis. I'll get back to you with my diagnosis as soon as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I told you to take the pills... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I told you to take the pills... i did... only found out after it was that blue Viagra i took... no wonder why my two button getting so hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 The only reason you are replying to this is because you want to have sex with Kunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Yes, I do.. Coz she has a really nice curve and yummy color. You also want, dont you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Yes, I do.. Coz she has a really nice curve and yummy color. Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline. Father Durway's not here right now, but if you'll leave your name, number, and confession at the tone, he'll get back to you with absolution as soon as possible. And remember, confession doesn't count unless you confess all of your sins in vivid, graphic detail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Yes, I do.. Coz she has a really nice curve and yummy color. Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline. Father Durway's not here right now, but if you'll leave your name, number, and confession at the tone, he'll get back to you with absolution as soon as possible. And remember, confession doesn't count unless you confess all of your sins in vivid, graphic detail! That is right! with pictures and a "how-to" VDO...do not worry about the yellow card (s) we have the athorities now under control! MMuuuahhhhhh :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Hi. I am probably here. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't reply ya back, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Hi. I am probably here. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't reply ya back, it's you. *drool* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Hi. I am probably here. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't reply ya back, it's you. *drool* Hello? Psychiatric services? Emergency pick up for you, name of Ant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Hi. I am probably here. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't reply ya back, it's you. *drool* Hello? Psychiatric services? Emergency pick up for you, name of Ant. Give me a chance mate I've only just gotten out. (Sorry to interrupt you while you're on the phone.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Hi. I am probably here. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't reply ya back, it's you. *drool* Hello? Psychiatric services? Emergency pick up for you, name of Ant. Give me a chance mate I've only just gotten out. (Sorry to interrupt you while you're on the phone.) sorry to say; your original release was due to an administrative error. Now time for your ECT... (was on phone to man with van and white coat, advising of your location) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while ya're listening to it LATER, except for ya I guess it's NOW, like, when ya're listening to it...I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing. :scream: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you The roses have wilted, the violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head The roses stink, sorta like sheep But leave your name, number, and message after the beep The roses are moulding, the violets are rotten And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 [For Shakespeare lovers only] So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where colour collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device; this is "The Twilight Phone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 [For Shakespeare lovers only] So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee. after my shower...in which I will pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 [For Shakespeare lovers only] So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee. after my shower...in which I will pee. an action which increases my glee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 [For Shakespeare lovers only] So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee. after my shower...in which I will pee. an action which increases my glee... Where the hell is Ghee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 [For Shakespeare lovers only] So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee. after my shower...in which I will pee. an action which increases my glee... Where the hell is Ghee? Who is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 [For Shakespeare lovers only] So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee. after my shower...in which I will pee. an action which increases my glee... Where the hell is Ghee? Who is he? A guy who's business is about making you healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiAnt Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 [For Shakespeare lovers only] So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee. after my shower...in which I will pee. an action which increases my glee... Where the hell is Ghee? Who is he? A guy who's business is about making you healthy. ÃÔÃÔ Moving swiftly on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Moving swiftly on... With yr funky as a lava lamp soul Ya remind me of the Harry Potter troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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