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Sorry, Chris and Susan aren't here right now. Please leave your name and number after the tone. If you are calling regarding an outstanding debt, please leave your message before the tone.

"Oh! Hello! Hello! Is this a machine? Hello? Hello! Ermmmm........ Hehehe...."

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

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Any particular reason?

Because it's better to be pissed off than pissed on?

You're obviously as confused as I am.

I also thought it was reply to the bloke above, when, apparently, it's say something to the next poster.

Isn't that right next poster?

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NOOOO!

I read what you write quite often...

and I never believe it at all :lol::lol:

Quite right.

Dan is indeed a handsome, wise, intelligent all round nice guy...

:twisted:

In spite of your stating the obvious...

the disbelief was dircted toward a certain Scotsman! :P

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This is Dr. Dolly, Sexually Speaking, you're on the air...

we don't want to be on the air

we want to be on the Dolly! :twisted:

Hi, this is Dolly, it hurts me inside to know I missed yr message this morning...OUCH. Leave yr painful message after the fart.

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Hello, you've reached Captain and Kun. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Kun likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.

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"Hey, this is Dolly's answering machine, she made me take these stupid messages for her while shes out partying, and gettin laid. so you know what to do after the beep, do what you wanna do, and if Dolly chooses to call you back then your one lucky son of a b*tch!!!

:lol:

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