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I'm bored ... can someone come up with something more interesting ??

I posted this once before I deleted my profile and it all gone ... Can't find nothing else to do or more interesting ...

Corrupt a wish

It works by, I'll post the first wish. The next person will grant it, corrupt it in some way, and then wish for something.

The person after that will do the same, rinse, repeat. Be creative!

Here's an example:

PervA : I wish I could give people orgasms just by looking at them.

Zindy : Granted, but it only works on males.

Zindy : I wish prince charming would take me away from here.

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Okay ...

I wish I own a couple of the building in Manhattan . So that I can travel more and stop working ...

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I wish I own a couple of the building in Manhattan . So that I can travel more and stop working ...

Ok, I will give the old WTCs... (didn't mean to upset anyone)

I wish I could meet someone who I can trust completely.

(BTW, does "pervA" refer to me? Hehehe...)

Damn it Ant you must just type faster than me...hahah....granted...you can have a monkey who understands you completely :shock: but he bites so be careful.

I still wish I can fly at the speed of sound

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I wish I own a couple of the building in Manhattan . So that I can travel more and stop working ...

Ok, I will give the old WTCs... (didn't mean to upset anyone)

I wish I could meet someone who I can trust completely.

(BTW, does "pervA" refer to me? Hehehe...)

Damn it Ant you must just type faster than me...hahah....granted...you can have a monkey who understands you completely :shock: but he bites so be careful.

I still wish I can fly at the speed of sound

Granted, but she weighs 200kg and only has one leg, and no teeth...

I wish I can I was still a virgin...oh wait...damn it... :lol::lol: I already got my wish

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Granted, but she weighs 200kg and only has one leg, and no teeth...

I wish I can I was still a virgin...oh wait...damn it... :lol::lol: I already got my wish

as confirmed by your pimp bubba, who checked as part of preparing to auction you off to the highest bidder.

i had a 'severance package' once when i volunteered to be laid off--six months, full pay, plus bennies. i wish they'd continued to give me that forever.

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i had a 'severance package' once when i volunteered to be laid off--six months, full pay, plus bennies. i wish they'd continued to give me that forever.

ok, but the new severance package calls for severing your arms and legs from your body. you lie in a crummy hosptal bed, in a rundown hospital, whilst big daddy pimp nurse Bubba plunders your checking and savings account.

i wish i had a truck full of singha right now

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i had a 'severance package' once when i volunteered to be laid off--six months, full pay, plus bennies. i wish they'd continued to give me that forever.

ok, but the new severance package calls for severing your arms and legs from your body. you lie in a crummy hosptal bed, in a rundown hospital, whilst big daddy pimp nurse Bubba plunders your checking and savings account.

i wish i had a truck full of singha right now

you do... served by your amorous camel friend, as a little bit of foreplay before an amorous night of no-holds-barred camel lovin's.

i wish i had my arms, legs and money back :cry:

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Granted, but she weighs 200kg and only has one leg, and no teeth...

I wish I can I was still a virgin...oh wait...damn it... :lol::lol: I already got my wish

as confirmed by your pimp bubba, who checked as part of preparing to auction you off to the highest bidder.

i had a 'severance package' once when i volunteered to be laid off--six months, full pay, plus bennies. i wish they'd continued to give me that forever.

Granted : you were at a new job on the first day ... Running a little late and try to catch the elevator ... Finally got one ... Then something wrong with it the elevator felt off on the ground ...

You have lost 2 legs and 1 arm ... Suing the company ... Now you are rich more than ever ... full paid , all the bennies ... forever ...rrrrr........r.rr.........r

I wish I could download common sense into people's head ...

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I wish I could have 3 wishes.

Granted : but since you haven't make any wishes ... I will make them for you then ...

First wish : You wish u could retire.

Poof ! You're now retired, but reside in a cardboard box under the local bridge.

Secound wish : Since you said you haven't had sex for a while , you wish from now on you will have a good sex every single day .

Poof ! Zues felt bad for you about living under the bridge and got no shag so he hook you up with Bubba . From now on ... you will never gonna sleep along at night anymore .. plus there are so many guys fighting with each other to be with you , at night ... keeping you warm ...

Third wish : You wish I'd move from NY to BKK because of the staker problem I had and stay in your place .

Poof ! I have too many stalkers and couldn't deal with it anymore so I moved to PervAnt's place with my ex-husband ( coz we still dealing with the custody ) , my kid , the nanny , BobbyBoy , Zues and ChuChu , Pammy and Chrisso , St.Jay and P' Kitty , Princese , Oiy and a few more of our friends as I enjoy their company so much while I'm in BKK and I can't live without them ... Pervy babe , can you find us a bigger place ???

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I wish there is something more interesting in here ...

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Help !

best answer yet. Trapped between a stalker and Afook, been quite a day for you hasn't it?!

I wish that I didn't have wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much material to answer this quote!

Can't grant a wish here as there's none, but i'll make one.

I wish I could stop looking like Tom Cruise 8)

Granted, a swift bit of surgery and you're now a ladyboy with a slight resemblance to Tom Cruise...

I wish I could type faster

granted, but in the speeding up process, you forget all grammar rules and your spell checker crashes.

I wish all living creatures, mod and non-mod, could live together in peace.

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I wish all living creatures, mod and non-mod, could live together in peace.

Granted: all creatures except you and a camel named Bubba are poisoned, seeing as you two are the only living creatures on the planet you get along very peacefully indeed.

I wish I was living at my own owned "nice" beach resort

granted: but me and my camel named bubba are your only guests...(of course, that's if you survive the aforementioned global poisoning)

I wish I had 2.2 billion US dollars and owned my own country.

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I wish I was living at my own owned "nice" beach resort

granted: you'll be still stuck with same kitty (or to be more accurate, she has to be stuck with you) and every time you try to line up those cans of beer in the fridge, each one will be separated by a bottle of water and you cant do anything about it. oh, one more thing, all the clocks in your resort house will run only in odd numbers. :twisted:

now i wish i could have a bag that would fit all my sh*t but still weight nothing and smaller than my palm.

granted: but eventually , Zeus gets tired of carrying all your **** round and leaves you for a camel named bubba (that *****!)

I wish i didn't have to make two wishes in a row.

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I wish i didn't have to make two wishes in a row.
granted: one of your wishes has been erased. now you're stuck with st. jay at his beach resort and a camel and zeus too(he came after that camel)!

i wish i could have more than 24hr a day

Granted: Days now run 48hours but you work in the local 7-11 (now renamed 7-11-11-7) alone.

I wish camels didn't spit :shock:

Granted: but now they ejaculate uncontrollably and you're only 3 feet tall...and a camel herder....(you tend to carry an umbrella around with you a lot.)

I wish I had x-ray vision

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I wish I had x-ray vision

Granted : but its only work in a nursing home ...

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I wish I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener ...

granted. but it's one that's used by a 99-year-old lesbian as a sex toy.

i wish the porn film of fb2 and the camel had never been released.

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