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England 4/256 after 45 overs they may have a chance of winning a game!!!!!

i see England have now devising a cunning plan .... get an Irishman to open the batting and score all the f**king runs for them !!!!

Why wasn't this guy playing in The Ashes he's a pretty good player!!!!!

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i see England have now devising a cunning plan .... get an Irishman to open the batting and score all the f**king runs for them !!!!

Why wasn't this guy playing in The Ashes he's a pretty good player!!!!!

well obviously the other batsmen were playing so well and scoring so heavily they couldn't find a spot for him !!!

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A parent is always happiest when his children exceed his expectations. 8)

Christ, What were Englands expectations ???.... loose every game

Hey the TV is making a lot of noise Mr S Cleake is hitting out hehehe

Never say Die lol

The English dont understand.............Its called the ANZAC spriit :-)

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Congratulations England.

Extract from London Times :

"The English cricket team today scored a resounding win over the Aussies, finally. E Bay has reported that the several hundred MBE's on e Bay have dramatically increased in value from a penny to a penny farthing. The Chancellor was quoted as saying that the boost to the English economy was such that an additional 3 pounds will flow into the economy.

As a result the entire cricket team will receive a Victoria Cross for heroism under fire and each member will be Knighted.

A ticker tape parade has been organised to welcome the team home.

Reports from Australia that the Queen will officially adopt the entire team are exaggerated however it is understood that Prince Charles will offer his estate in Wales to the team members so they may retire there in due course.

It is understood that Big Ben will be renamed Big Flintoff.

17 corgies have been ordered each of which will bear the names of the team.

As this was the last game of the tour, and the English team won, the previous 16 straight losses have been ignored in favour of a 1-0 win to the English.

Such a glorious day has not been had since V Day with the hallowed cheer of the past several centuries to the Queen now to be - God save the Queen and the cricket team that represents Her".

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Such a glorious day has not been had since VD Day with the hallowed cheer of the past several centuries to the Queen now to be - God save the Queen and the cricket team that represents Her".

i think it's supposed to be VD Day Mike ... i'm sure it's related to STD's in some way !!!

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I must say, it was jolly nice of your Aussies to let the Poms win like that. The humiliation of losing every single match would have been a lot to bear for dear old boys. Respect! :P

and now the Poms play the Sheep Shaggers to see who gets stuffed by the Aussies in the final !!!

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Despite the obvious unsurprising displays of inferiority complexes and jealousy running through this topic (and I might add history) I must say the most blatant visual fact noticed by all of those who can see beyond any prejudices, is the fact that when England lose ( at anything ) we the fans continue to sing chant and laugh, drink and be merry,

Where as the Aussies ( and others around the world ) in defeat sit with long faces, devastated if it were the end of the world, dear, dear,

All this shows just how you all take yourselves so seriously, how sad is that!

The last word in hypocrisy and the biggest load of BS ever to be posted.

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Despite the obvious unsurprising displays of inferiority complexes and jealousy running through this topic (and I might add history) I must say the most blatant visual fact noticed by all of those who can see beyond any prejudices, is the fact that when England lose ( at anything ) we the fans continue to sing chant and laugh, drink and be merry,

Where as the Aussies ( and others around the world ) in defeat sit with long faces, devastated if it were the end of the world, dear, dear,

All this shows just how you all take yourselves so seriously, how sad is that!

The last word in hypocrisy and the biggest load of BS ever to be posted.

Well the bit about the England fans is true.

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Despite the obvious unsurprising displays of inferiority complexes and jealousy running through this topic (and I might add history) I must say the most blatant visual fact noticed by all of those who can see beyond any prejudices, is the fact that when England lose ( at anything ) we the fans continue to sing chant and laugh, drink and be merry,

Where as the Aussies ( and others around the world ) in defeat sit with long faces, devastated if it were the end of the world, dear, dear,

All this shows just how you all take yourselves so seriously, how sad is that!

The last word in hypocrisy and the biggest load of BS ever to be posted.

Sorry Maurice, I am i little confused...what EXACTLY are you trying to say?

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