macca_tirana Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 England 4/256 after 45 overs they may have a chance of winning a game!!!!! Lets not push it Completing 50 overs for second successive match is a big enough achievement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted February 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 England 4/256 after 45 overs they may have a chance of winning a game!!!!! i see England have now devising a cunning plan .... get an Irishman to open the batting and score all the f**king runs for them !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 England 4/256 after 45 overs they may have a chance of winning a game!!!!! i see England have now devising a cunning plan .... get an Irishman to open the batting and score all the f**king runs for them !!!! Why wasn't this guy playing in The Ashes he's a pretty good player!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted February 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 i see England have now devising a cunning plan .... get an Irishman to open the batting and score all the f**king runs for them !!!! Why wasn't this guy playing in The Ashes he's a pretty good player!!!!! well obviously the other batsmen were playing so well and scoring so heavily they couldn't find a spot for him !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macca_tirana Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Australia 5 for 2 in 2nd over. Finally the English have brought them down to our level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAV Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 It was actually 2 for 4 runs, but the FAT Lady has not even left home yet She is not set to arrive for a few hrs yet. How can you warm up the BAND You dont even know what they will be playing yet :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Aust 3 for 56 after 13 overs it's going to be close!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeAussieGuy Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 3/98 well well at last the very thought of the looming return to England has produced a decent game of cricket from the POM's. I guess we can give them 1 game out of 16, nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Does that mean if they win a game they will be awarded the OBE to go with their valued MBE or whatever those useless awards are??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieJR Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Hussey out for 6 and Symonds retired 'hurt' hmmmmmmmmm are they trying to make for an easier final :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Hussey out for 6 and Symonds retired 'hurt' hmmmmmmmmm are they trying to make for an easier final :roll: Just warming up for the World Cup in March Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeAussieGuy Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Come on England!!! You can do it guys, adoption by the Queen awakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeAussieGuy Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 6 down, they are going to do it, get out the bunting, sound a trumpet so all the missing Englishmen can come out of the woodwork, shine up the medals for the ticker tape parade back home, declare a holiday, pull the troops out of Iraq, oops going a bit to far, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Hey Mike they may make Flintoff Prime Minister for a couple of days!!!!After tonite!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieJR Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Hey Mike they may make Flintoff Prime Minister for a couple of days!!!!After tonite!!! To be fair he couldnt do any worse than the **** we have just now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAV Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 A parent is always happiest when his children exceed his expectations. 8) Christ, What were Englands expectations ???.... loose every game Hey the TV is making a lot of noise Mr S Cleake is hitting out hehehe Never say Die lol The English dont understand.............Its called the ANZAC spriit :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAV Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Hmmmm nice bottle of wine ...............hic lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieJR Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Hmmmm nice bottle of wine ...............hic lol Is that you hit the drink to ease the pain of this 'magnificent' victory that will send shockwaves thru world cricket lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Hmmmm nice bottle of wine ...............hic lol Is that you hit the drink to ease the pain of this 'magnificent' victory that will send shockwaves thru world cricket lol Well done England 1 win on a tour to Aust isn't to bad!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeAussieGuy Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Congratulations England. Extract from London Times : "The English cricket team today scored a resounding win over the Aussies, finally. E Bay has reported that the several hundred MBE's on e Bay have dramatically increased in value from a penny to a penny farthing. The Chancellor was quoted as saying that the boost to the English economy was such that an additional 3 pounds will flow into the economy. As a result the entire cricket team will receive a Victoria Cross for heroism under fire and each member will be Knighted. A ticker tape parade has been organised to welcome the team home. Reports from Australia that the Queen will officially adopt the entire team are exaggerated however it is understood that Prince Charles will offer his estate in Wales to the team members so they may retire there in due course. It is understood that Big Ben will be renamed Big Flintoff. 17 corgies have been ordered each of which will bear the names of the team. As this was the last game of the tour, and the English team won, the previous 16 straight losses have been ignored in favour of a 1-0 win to the English. Such a glorious day has not been had since V Day with the hallowed cheer of the past several centuries to the Queen now to be - God save the Queen and the cricket team that represents Her". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted February 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Such a glorious day has not been had since VD Day with the hallowed cheer of the past several centuries to the Queen now to be - God save the Queen and the cricket team that represents Her". i think it's supposed to be VD Day Mike ... i'm sure it's related to STD's in some way !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Punisher Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I must say, it was jolly nice of your Aussies to let the Poms win like that. The humiliation of losing every single match would have been a lot to bear for dear old boys. Respect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted February 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I must say, it was jolly nice of your Aussies to let the Poms win like that. The humiliation of losing every single match would have been a lot to bear for dear old boys. Respect! and now the Poms play the Sheep Shaggers to see who gets stuffed by the Aussies in the final !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeAussieGuy Posted February 3, 2007 Report Share Posted February 3, 2007 Despite the obvious unsurprising displays of inferiority complexes and jealousy running through this topic (and I might add history) I must say the most blatant visual fact noticed by all of those who can see beyond any prejudices, is the fact that when England lose ( at anything ) we the fans continue to sing chant and laugh, drink and be merry,Where as the Aussies ( and others around the world ) in defeat sit with long faces, devastated if it were the end of the world, dear, dear, All this shows just how you all take yourselves so seriously, how sad is that! The last word in hypocrisy and the biggest load of BS ever to be posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treborz Posted February 3, 2007 Report Share Posted February 3, 2007 Despite the obvious unsurprising displays of inferiority complexes and jealousy running through this topic (and I might add history) I must say the most blatant visual fact noticed by all of those who can see beyond any prejudices, is the fact that when England lose ( at anything ) we the fans continue to sing chant and laugh, drink and be merry,Where as the Aussies ( and others around the world ) in defeat sit with long faces, devastated if it were the end of the world, dear, dear, All this shows just how you all take yourselves so seriously, how sad is that! The last word in hypocrisy and the biggest load of BS ever to be posted. Well the bit about the England fans is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_thailand Posted February 3, 2007 Report Share Posted February 3, 2007 Despite the obvious unsurprising displays of inferiority complexes and jealousy running through this topic (and I might add history) I must say the most blatant visual fact noticed by all of those who can see beyond any prejudices, is the fact that when England lose ( at anything ) we the fans continue to sing chant and laugh, drink and be merry,Where as the Aussies ( and others around the world ) in defeat sit with long faces, devastated if it were the end of the world, dear, dear, All this shows just how you all take yourselves so seriously, how sad is that! The last word in hypocrisy and the biggest load of BS ever to be posted. Sorry Maurice, I am i little confused...what EXACTLY are you trying to say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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