Japhrodisiac Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 Top 12 sayings for 2005 12. Life is sexually transmitted. 11. Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich! 9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 8. Some people are like Slinkies.....not really good for anything,but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. 7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 6. Whenever I feel blue, I try breathing again. 5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? 3. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. 1.AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005: Many terrorists come to Canada legally and hang around on expired visas (some for as long as 10-15 years). At Blockbuster, you're two days late with a video rental and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of Canadian immigration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyboy112003 Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 hahahaha....2 thumbs up and a turkey sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japhrodisiac Posted January 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2005 Bobby, I suspect you are doing alright on here, no need to run to the 'fridge yet :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutOfOrder Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 he he i liked that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 coc--- errrrrr blockbuster still have their hand in your pocket dont be fooled. they're just trying to survive in the face of netflix and the low-ish prices on dvds (dvds are priced on what's called a "sell through" model, in other words they want you to buy them rather than rent them). as for 10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich ladies please dont worry about the hungry part when it comes to the honorable and purest zeus b held, focus on #2, if you see zbh without and erection, please give me one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigabyte Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 1.AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005: Many terrorists come to Canada legally and hang around on expired visas (some for as long as 10-15 years).At Blockbuster, you're two days late with a video rental and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of Canadian immigration. Quite a few people do that in Thailand too... And in the States too... Why mention Canada??? I'm a Canadian and will stay cool, it's not a personal attack; anyway we do owe the Americans many apologies for sending there the crapiest of the crap (Celine Dion and Bryan Adams, just to name a couple...). By the way, when I lived is Sriracha I once paid my electricity bill late because the man who reads the meter and delivers the bill put the paper on my fence and it felt down and got wet. The people at 7-eleven refused to accept it because the due date was faded when it got wet. A few days later, the 'good guys' from the electricity company came to my house and took away my meter! Now, that's efficiency and strict control... How could I live without electricity? I had to go to the electricity company office and pay the bill plus the extra fees. Now, THEY should be put in charge of immigration here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 coc--- errrrrr blockbuster still have their hand in your pocket dont be fooled. thanks to the competition. i found netflix had a very good deal and totally hassle-free so far. i signed up with them a whole back :wink: i get all my dvds from gangsters (bootlegs in china, about a buck apiece, kim's video in nyc, mr. kim is rumored to be connected). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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