PeeMarc Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Got nothing better to do? Here are a few things to think about : Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? Do the 'Alphabet song' and 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? ___________________________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAum Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 ammm... saw your topic...it reminds me..why i am HERE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Win Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Joe Jackson had a nice one too... What's the use of getting sober if you're gonna get drunk again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myukie Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 i'd batta sleep doin all da things in da list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave40 Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Why do people run when it's raining? You still get wet whether you walk or run!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biachung Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Absolutely , 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted March 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 I didnt have anything better to do at the time :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAum Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 i feel world-weary.... trying to recover it now.... :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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