tarzanthai Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 I am a single guy looking for my lifetime partner and true love. I am attractive, warm, friendly, and very loyal and affectionate. I promise to be attentive, sensitive and honest. My ambition is to be a home maker and create a comfortable home and loving environment based on mutual respect, love and commitment. I prefer to spend the best part of my relationship working in the home rather than the general workplace and will work my ass off trying to insure that my partner is cared for and cherished as my main focus and the love of my life. I am aware this is a little bit unusual but I am very content with this slightly unusual role reversal. I am willing to change location/country and will be happy to throw myself into another culture and learn as much as I can as fast as I can to insure a harmonious integration with my partner. My ideal partner will have the following attributes. She must be attractive [i simply am not into ugly or fat women- sorry] and healthy. I don?t expect the most beautiful woman in the world but it does help the more beautiful you are. More important however is what type of person and character you are. Once I fall in love with you then as far as I will be concerned the most beautiful woman in the world will be you anyway! She must be working [or soon to be] and have a very good salary, preferably the sort of career/job that can provide income to support two people plus our children when you have our babies and you go back to work while I take care of the domestic side of our life. She must have a healthy attitude to her sexuality confident in herself and be a kind and affectionate person- or at least try to be most of the time. If you are interested don?t be shy and contact me to explore the possibility of building a relationship from the firm foundations of friendship and mutual respect before venturing down the path of true love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamHotel Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 @ Cherry-go-lucky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamHotel Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 juzt in case... lemme know 'bout the outCuMx oki?? 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khun_lung Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 But the BIG question hasn't been answered! Who gets possession of the remote control! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamHotel Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 you can be my keptboy, how about that? U velly veeelly welcome... and I mean IT ja! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamHotel Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 U velly veeelly welcome... and I mean IT ja! in other wordx: >> "He marries her coz he loves her.... she lurvs him coz he marries her " << minkia!! lol hehe :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamHotel Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Hahaha!! V I P A S S A N A > is 'da' anzwer... [almoxt] always na joob joob ja ^.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 juzt in case... lemme know 'bout the outCuMx oki?? 8) you can be my keptboy, how about that? :cry: you told me *i* would be your kept boy... screw you i'm off to find a girl with a better job. an investment banker maybe i want my mtv on a big screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamHotel Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 :cry: :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamHotel Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 no matter what got the antidote... > BNO BNO... where the heck is a BNO when the most u need it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamHotel Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 j/k lol... AC Milan juzt beat Man U hehehe 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winger Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Hey Tarzan .... what happen ? Boring of couple life with Cheetah and start to find a real girl ? Don't do that ..... she will miss you too much !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 :cry: you told me *i* would be your kept boy... screw you i'm off to find a girl with a better job. an investment banker maybe i want my mtv on a big screen. Not on my shift you're not... all the cash cows belonga me any boys being kept better be paying dues... we'll just call it the Gere Tax... ah saint jay too late, i've already hacked lotus notes at morgan-stanley, and pm'd all bankers who are at least a senior associate. next is goldman-sachs. i have the unfair advantage of living in new york, the investment banking capital of the world... saint jay, you're days are numbered, there's a new kept boy on the investment banking block... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzanthai Posted February 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 No I do not want to watch TV all the time while my partner goes out to work. I stated quite clearly that I would work in the home and be a fulltime home maker. The problem is that too often we dont value this when women do it and when a man shows an interest we ridicule him. The issue is simple enough. Is it not ok for me to have the same /equal ambition or expectation as many women already have and express to the world? I think I would be a great husband and a good companion so am I asking or expecting too much? Am I offfering so little? Come on girls help me out here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojib854 Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Look no further! HELLUVA LOTTA REASONS WHY SHEEP ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear Sheep never ask about your former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe Sheep are never concerned about their reputation Sheep don't smell like tuna fish You can feed a sheep to a crocodile when you're done and you won't get thrown in prison for it A sheep is warm on both sides Sheep don't ask "What have you done for me lately?" You can be a sheep farmer (aka polygamy) You can sell a sheep when you're tired of it You don't have to buy dinner for a sheep first. It can be your dinner afterward Sheep make the same noise all the time You don't have to hide your credit cards around sheep Sheep don't complain if you have other sheep Sheep are always on all fours No one has ever heard a sheep say, "Men are scum." Sheep don't expect orgasm A sheep doesn't mind if you're done in two minutes A sheep doesn't mind if you go to sleep afterward Sheep don't have fathers with shotguns You can kick a sheep in the head and it won't mind you still calling it "Baby" Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather Nuttin' beats mutton Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up Sheep won't ask if you're gay the first time you can't get it up for the second time A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car A sheep won't use your razor to shave its legs, or your pocketknife to open a paint can Sheep never have a headache A sheep won't give your favourite hunting shirt to Goodwill Sheep grow their own fur coats Sheep aren't into talking before or after sex Sheep are "ram tough" A sheep won't ask for a long lasting relationships, and a sheep won't cry when you tell her it's over A Sheep won't nag you, and a sheep won't tell you you're doing it all wrong. A sheep won't tell you to take out the garbage when your favourite show comes on T.V., and a sheep won't ask you to cut the grass in the middle of the ball game. A sheep won't expect flowers or candy on it's birthday, and a sheep won't mind if you forget an anniversary. A sheep won't kiss and tell, and a sheep won't about the other guys she's been with. A sheep won't object to doing it doggie style, and a sheep won't smoke afterwards. A sheep won't wear a mud pack to bed, And a sheep won't leave hair curlers all over the bedroom floor. A sheep won't expect you to wine and dine her first, and a sheep won't have her mother moving in with the two of you. A sheep won't drink your last beer, and a sheep won't ask to borrow your toothbrush. A sheep won't make you say, "I love you," if you don't really mean it, and a sheep won't write you a Dear John letter. A sheep won't try to hog all the covers, and a sheep won't insist you wear pyjamas to bed. A sheep won't spend an eternity in the bathroom putting in her diaphragm, and a sheep won't leave make-up all over the bathroom towels in the morning. A sheep won't insist you do it with the lights out, and a sheep won't ask you to put a rubber on. A sheep won't ask you where the blonde hair on your jacket came from, and a sheep won't ask about the lipstick marks on your schlong. A sheep won't care if you don't shower for a few days, and a sheep won't object to an adult movie to get you in the mood. A sheep won't tell you she doesn't swallow, and a sheep won't tell you she's expecting. A sheep won't ask how many other girls you've been with, and a sheep won't ask if she's the prettiest one. A sheep won't ask to move in with you, and a sheep won't make a scene if you find someone else. A sheep won't tell you she's got a headache, and a sheep won't get suspicious if you tell her you're working late at the office again. A sheep won't ask if that's all the bigger it gets, and a sheep won't ask for multiple orgasms. A sheep won't send you out for pizza at 1:00 a.m., and a sheep won't insist you call her a cab at 2:00 a.m. A sheep won't worry what the neighbours think, and a sheep won't tell you to keep quiet because the kids might hear. A sheep won't ask for money for the hairdresser, and a sheep won't tell you it's that time of the month. A sheep won't borrow your car and put a scratch in it. and a sheep won't borrow your razor. A sheep won't object to a threesome, and a sheep won't accuse you of giving her VD. A sheep won't be insecure about her figure, and a sheep won't insist on getting on top. A sheep won't ask where you were if you stay out all night, and a sheep won't object if you bring another chick home. And finally, a sheep won't ask you to marry her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 complementary translation of 'mang da' (n) is available upon request. :wink: do illuminate for us ign'ant hillbillies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbie36 Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 No I do not want to watch TV all the time while my partner goes out to work.The problem is that too often we dont value this when women do it and when a man shows an interest we ridicule him. The issue is simple enough. Is it not ok for me to have the same /equal ambition or expectation as many women already have and express to the world? I think I would be a great husband and a good companion so am I asking or expecting too much? Am I offfering so little? Tarzan, I dont know to what extent you were trying to be funny, but your post represents an extremely naive view of women's expectations and ambitions of employment in S-E Asia. The vast majority of women are not solely 'homemakers' - in fact in the Asia Pacific region there are 75 women in the workforce for every 100 men. (Source: Global Employment Trends for Women 2004, International Labour Office.) In Thailand more than 40 per cent of businesses are now owned or operated by women, the highest proportion world-wide. The figures for higher socio econmic groupings (richer families) are even higher as richer and better educated families will tend to hire maids for much of the 'home-making' activity while parental responsibilities tend to be more evenly split between husband and wife. With maids costing around US$150/month you are perhaps right in saying that some 'home-making' skills such as cooking and cleaning are not highly valued. To be honest some of the ridicule you have received for your 'I want to stay to marry a rich wife and stay at home post', would also have been received by a girl making a 'I want to stay at home and find a rich husband post'. Although everyone would have been more impressed if you had offered to give birth to the children as well. In fact I would probably go as far to say that I have never met a well off, well-educated Thai girl whose sole 'ambition' is to stay at home and be a home-maker. ps. I thought 'mang da' (n) was slang for a pimp (and also a name for horseshoe crab) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 i did have a wife, and i really luv her. sorry tarzan i cant marry you. and m&m you cant be my keptboy. i'm a lesbian. KEY WORD: DID. past tense! i'm still waiting for the big screen tv you promised in november (but thanks for getting cable). also, YOU ARE FOUND OUT YOU EVIL BEAST! you marry *every* hussy that comes along, that's two in this thread alone! when i agreed to be your wife i didnt agree to be a mia noy. you never told me you were religious, let alone a mormon. ... sign the papers when my lawyer delivers them. i expect half of everything. i'm going to be an LPGA golf groupie, and explore my sexuality like any proper lesbian.. ummm... uh oh.... look. over there... isnt that saint jay's bird? *flees* <<played off to: alanis morissette / "you oughta know": "and every time you speak her name does she know how you told me you'd hold me until you die... but you're still alive.. and i'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away .... its' not fair to deny me of the cross i bear that you gave to me... you oughta know...">> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 mang da (n.) = pimp :shock: origin unknown (to me). it some kinda bug in the field. ppl in the countrysides eat them. no idea why they call pimp that. AHA. then be careful tarzan, the mang da here is yellowsubmarine. i should have known it was a dysfunctional marriage when she had me working streetcorners, and then took all the money.... i believed her lies <sob>! ah well, i'm enjoying the LPGA tour, still don't understand golf but these girls know how to party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 isnt that saint jay's bird? *flees* i think they are vipin's imaginary birds :twisted: saint's jay is an eagle ® last i checked... eagles are birds... although it has been suggested in some quarters that birds are linked to dinosaurs :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 i did have a wife KEY WORD: DID. past tense! aww.. poor english.. dear sweety forgive me, take me back into your heart. i promise i'll go sign up for british council's class first thing tomorrow... :cry: HAH! you try that every time... i learned english from you, remember??? poor english indeed. go back to your *other* hussies.... i should have known, the only things you taught me in thai were 'bah" and "mia noy" you marry *every* hussy that comes along not true, it wasnt me, it wasnt me... LIES! even as you type this you are off making out with one ofyour hussies on another thread! mang da*! i'm keeping all the 'gifts' i get from the lady golfers all to myself. *<<thanks misty if you have any other words i can use to throw off the yoke of oppression let me know. >> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loburt Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Hey Tarzan, Are you single again? Why did Cheetah leave you this time? Damn monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranM Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 mang da (n.) = pimp :shock: origin unknown (to me). it some kinda bug in the field. ppl in the countrysides eat them. no idea why they call pimp that. AHA. then be careful tarzan, the mang da here is yellowsubmarine. i should have known it was a dysfunctional marriage when she had me working streetcorners, and then took all the money.... u actually made some money on the streetcorners for her to take from u ... f**k the ppl over there must be desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 FYI Zeusbmyhoney, she's been petting my eagle and feeding it small rodents. sorry to be the one to break it to you.... please no eagle's heads in my bed. k. thanx. bye oh my. i hope it wasnt your eagle i fed to my pteranodon. if so accept my apology. by the way the LPGA tour is GREAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzanthai Posted February 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 I am a single guy looking for my lifetime partner and true love. I am attractive, warm, friendly, and very loyal and affectionate.I promise to be attentive, sensitive and honest. My ambition is to be a home maker and create a comfortable home and loving environment based on mutual respect, love and commitment. I prefer to spend the best part of my relationship working in the home rather than the general workplace and will work my ass off trying to insure that my partner is cared for and cherished as my main focus and the love of my life. I am aware this is a little bit unusual but I am very content with this slightly unusual role reversal. I am willing to change location/country and will be happy to throw myself into another culture and learn as much as I can as fast as I can to insure a harmonious integration with my partner. . since you posted in a public forum, i presume that means the content is open to scrutiny...... well....just about every single thing i have seen you post has the following totally unprovoked tone.... tarzanthai [ 25 February 2005 | 2:26AM ] Actually we all know who it is I think and she is what can only be described as a complete and utter *****. Excuse my lnaguage but her profile and words say it all. She deserves to grow old alone and without the attentgions of any men who are too good for her anyway. Just trust me on this. this doesn't sound "warm, freindly, sensitive" or show any sign of "mutual respect".....me thinks ye doth just look to be a man-*****....good luck with that! Of course this is out of context and the fact that you took the trouble to "research this" only shows what a sad bastard you are. I could copy and paste more than enough of your crap to underline what kind of character you are but I will save everyone the displeasure. Stones- glasshouse. As for the interest from the ladies? So far so good. Best thing I ever done. People like a little bit of originality and cheekyness well at least the girtls contac\ting me seem to? My opinion of Thai women has gone up enormously in the past couple of days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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