How far off the mark am I? :D

[funky_house]

100 floors above Bangkok, in a top secret, high security room ( accessed only after biometric data checks i.e. retinal scan, fingerprint check and a blood sample have been completed) sits the lone TF Moderator.

Surrounded by banks of plasma screens and the hum of supercomputers he watches and waits for the slightest infringement of the TF rules and regulations. His finger poised over the RED and YELLOW buttons,ready to warn or ban those who would dare to try his patience. :shock: :shock:

[English_Bob]

I always think of him as a two-headed, 8-armed gnome, living in a cave, far below Siam Paragon... fingers blurring over eight separate keyboards, making up new rules as he goes....

[Loburt]

Mods aren't paid, so they can't afford to live near Siam Paragon.

Not even in the depths of the underworld beneath it.

[frankenburner2]

100 floors above Bangkok, in a top secret, high security room ( accessed only after biometric data checks i.e. retinal scan, fingerprint check and a blood sample have been completed) sits the lone TF Moderator.

Surrounded by banks of plasma screens and the hum of supercomputers he watches and waits for the slightest infringement of the TF rules and regulations. His finger poised over the RED and YELLOW buttons,ready to warn or ban those who would dare to try his patience. :shock: :shock:

Your profile has you as "male"...which begs the question why would you want to be "on" this "mark" guy anyway? Or have you just outed yourself?