Karnie Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 ahhh....that is the one you are talking about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 What is it with you two - when did this become a gay site dedicated to scottish slobs and pommie showoffs? The love and affection between you two sphincter licker's is so obvious. Maybe you could help heal all those years of hatred and mistrust between your two derelect nations and be-wed! I'll even give you a good rate on the honeymoon because you can't be making much coin slinging infested fajitas! Oh look who's back.... I didn't bother with him before 'cos he was a minor irritant, like a herpes itch or something. But now I checked him out some more... 27 years old?? BULLSHIT... I just saw your cigar-chomping, champagne-charley, got-no-friends-so-I-put-the-camera-on-self-timer-mode photo.... 27 my ASS... you look 10 years old than me!! And build? Stocky? Stocky? You're a corpulent, bloated slab of pork fat.... you look like someone stuck a cigar in a stranded whale's mouth! Call f*cking Greenpeace and shove that bastard back in the water... he's starting to smell and the tourists are complaining! And guess what? YOU'RE a slap head too!! Don't think those ten fluffy hairs you brushed up count as a thatch... AND you've got that baby-soft pink skin that burns the second you go outside... In fact, you and Iain have a lot in common... two porky, white boys, punching out of their leagues... I notice your jobs don't last very long.... quelle surprise!! Once news gets out about your tendencies towards skinny pre-pubescent Arab boys, I'm pretty sure any hotel is gonna move you on before the sh*t hits the fan. Look who's back??? I never went anywhere! Try to keep up dumbass! You've missed at least 3 posts - are the tacos burning? You realy shouldn't talk jobs until you've actually held down one. Stealing TV's to pay for crack habit's doesn't quite cut it as a profession and now just because you've saved up enough welfare checks to come and open a sukhumvit hole in the wall doesn't make you a culinary genius. What will you try next - how about a beer bar? Isn't that the natural progression for bottom barrel trash like yourself? Maybe your gaelic (maybe that should read gay-lick) bum buddy can come and dance go go while you drop some more roids and flex your sh*t over a game of connect four!! man, you itinerant boy fiddler, changing jobs as quick as the age of consent changes in your particular country...paying your maid to don a strap on to remind you of your misspent youth bent over teacher's desk and all the while maintaining your own oedipal fantasies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 after 6 pages of your attention wh***ng and a closer look at your profile pic i have finally heard your silent scream for help bobby... (also nice is the hidden symbolism in your gallery, the back guy and the front guy haha.....)"the coming out" explains why girl problems concern you so much... i feel sorry i didnt see it earlier, knowing that i am also BI you may just have seeked some advice... well its never to late, wish you best luck with opening the closet Aha... look who shows up. So what this is Maybi is NOT chickening out. See when we posted stuff on your journal and you didn't like it, what did you do? You deleted it. We made valid points about the number of times you "complain" how terrible it is that guys contact you. We gave you advice before, but you ignored it so you could come back with ANOTHER whinge... another chance for people to show pity for you. But this time a few people (me, Iain, PeeMarc, SweetieBabe and Karnie) called you on it... called you a drama queen. Called you for your 'poor-little-me' cries for help. If you'd been bold and answered back, we'd have had a lot more respect for you. But you chose to censor us. Now what THIS forum is is 'SLEDGING'. It's an Aussie tradition.. but also common in UK. See Iain, Tony and I have used the worst insults possible on each other and still we find it funny. And ONE of my deleted posts was quite clear... of course we're seeking attention - that's why we're online! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyotokoala Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 You'll have your share when you arrive in February... I'll introduce you around. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Sorry boys... gotta go... some stuff to do. I'll check it all out later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyotokoala Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 after 6 pages of your attention wh***ng and a closer look at your profile pic i have finally heard your silent scream for help bobby... (also nice is the hidden symbolism in your gallery, the back guy and the front guy haha.....)"the coming out" explains why girl problems concern you so much... i feel sorry i didnt see it earlier, knowing that i am also BI you may just have seeked some advice... well its never to late, wish you best luck with opening the closet Aha... look who shows up. So what this is Maybi is NOT chickening out. See when we posted stuff on your journal and you didn't like it, what did you do? You deleted it. We made valid points about the number of times you "complain" how terrible it is that guys contact you. We gave you advice before, but you ignored it so you could come back with ANOTHER whinge... another chance for people to show pity for you. But this time a few people (me, Iain, PeeMarc, SweetieBabe and Karnie) called you on it... called you a drama queen. Called you for your 'poor-little-me' cries for help. If you'd been bold and answered back, we'd have had a lot more respect for you. But you chose to censor us. Now what THIS forum is is 'SLEDGING'. It's an Aussie tradition.. but also common in UK. See Iain, Tony and I have used the worst insults possible on each other and still we find it funny. And ONE of my deleted posts was quite clear... of course we're seeking attention - that's why we're online! looooooooooooooosserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 after 6 pages of your attention wh***ng and a closer look at your profile pic i have finally heard your silent scream for help bobby... (also nice is the hidden symbolism in your gallery, the back guy and the front guy haha.....)"the coming out" explains why girl problems concern you so much... i feel sorry i didnt see it earlier, knowing that i am also BI you may just have seeked some advice... well its never to late, wish you best luck with opening the closet Aha... look who shows up. So what this is Maybi is NOT chickening out. See when we posted stuff on your journal and you didn't like it, what did you do? You deleted it. We made valid points about the number of times you "complain" how terrible it is that guys contact you. We gave you advice before, but you ignored it so you could come back with ANOTHER whinge... another chance for people to show pity for you. But this time a few people (me, Iain, PeeMarc, SweetieBabe and Karnie) called you on it... called you a drama queen. Called you for your 'poor-little-me' cries for help. If you'd been bold and answered back, we'd have had a lot more respect for you. But you chose to censor us. Now what THIS forum is is 'SLEDGING'. It's an Aussie tradition.. but also common in UK. See Iain, Tony and I have used the worst insults possible on each other and still we find it funny. And ONE of my deleted posts was quite clear... of course we're seeking attention - that's why we're online! who finds it funny?? I am serious mate. In the immortal lanugage of parliamo glesga, 'see you ya fekin roaster, you're gettin pure chibbed up when I see ya' knobpuppet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Sorry boys... gotta go... some stuff to do.I'll check it all out later. aye run away ya sad southern pansy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karnie Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 kyotokoala is looooooooooooooosserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samy5000 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Sorry boys... gotta go... some stuff to do.I'll check it all out later. aye run away ya sad southern pansy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maybi Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 what ever u say bobby, i just cannot force myself to take u seriouse. Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough... The topic sais it all... happy coming out! and WOW, 8 pages of attention who**ng, i could never top that u know... mmm love your hot hard stud back and front pics, RRRRRRRRRrrrrRrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyotokoala Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 kyotokoala is looooooooooooooosserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr At least I'm not "Bi" :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyP Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 What is it with you two - when did this become a gay site dedicated to scottish slobs and pommie showoffs? The love and affection between you two sphincter licker's is so obvious. Maybe you could help heal all those years of hatred and mistrust between your two derelect nations and be-wed! I'll even give you a good rate on the honeymoon because you can't be making much coin slinging infested fajitas! Oh look who's back.... I didn't bother with him before 'cos he was a minor irritant, like a herpes itch or something. But now I checked him out some more... 27 years old?? BULLSHIT... I just saw your cigar-chomping, champagne-charley, got-no-friends-so-I-put-the-camera-on-self-timer-mode photo.... 27 my ASS... you look 10 years old than me!! And build? Stocky? Stocky? You're a corpulent, bloated slab of pork fat.... you look like someone stuck a cigar in a stranded whale's mouth! Call f*cking Greenpeace and shove that bastard back in the water... he's starting to smell and the tourists are complaining! And guess what? YOU'RE a slap head too!! Don't think those ten fluffy hairs you brushed up count as a thatch... AND you've got that baby-soft pink skin that burns the second you go outside... In fact, you and Iain have a lot in common... two porky, white boys, punching out of their leagues... I notice your jobs don't last very long.... quelle surprise!! Once news gets out about your tendencies towards skinny pre-pubescent Arab boys, I'm pretty sure any hotel is gonna move you on before the sh*t hits the fan. Look who's back??? I never went anywhere! Try to keep up dumbass! You've missed at least 3 posts - are the tacos burning? You realy shouldn't talk jobs until you've actually held down one. Stealing TV's to pay for crack habit's doesn't quite cut it as a profession and now just because you've saved up enough welfare checks to come and open a sukhumvit hole in the wall doesn't make you a culinary genius. What will you try next - how about a beer bar? Isn't that the natural progression for bottom barrel trash like yourself? Maybe your gaelic (maybe that should read gay-lick) bum buddy can come and dance go go while you drop some more roids and flex your sh*t over a game of connect four!! man, you itinerant boy fiddler, changing jobs as quick as the age of consent changes in your particular country...paying your maid to don a strap on to remind you of your misspent youth bent over teacher's desk and all the while maintaining your own oedipal fantasies... You just spent a wad over that thought didn't you ya sick bastard! I mean, what sort of twisted games do you play to throw maid, teachers desks and strap on's into a converstion. We're trying to keep it to simple fat, bald, tosser, mamma gags and you have to go and get all creepy! Just keep shooting into the kleenex buddy - the thought of you procreating any more than you already have will have me concerned for the good of mankind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karnie Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 kyotokoala is looooooooooooooosserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr At least I'm not "Bi" :shock: I am a happy "Bi", but you are a saddo sicko retard loser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 What is it with you two - when did this become a gay site dedicated to scottish slobs and pommie showoffs? The love and affection between you two sphincter licker's is so obvious. Maybe you could help heal all those years of hatred and mistrust between your two derelect nations and be-wed! I'll even give you a good rate on the honeymoon because you can't be making much coin slinging infested fajitas! Oh look who's back.... I didn't bother with him before 'cos he was a minor irritant, like a herpes itch or something. But now I checked him out some more... 27 years old?? BULLSHIT... I just saw your cigar-chomping, champagne-charley, got-no-friends-so-I-put-the-camera-on-self-timer-mode photo.... 27 my ASS... you look 10 years old than me!! And build? Stocky? Stocky? You're a corpulent, bloated slab of pork fat.... you look like someone stuck a cigar in a stranded whale's mouth! Call f*cking Greenpeace and shove that bastard back in the water... he's starting to smell and the tourists are complaining! And guess what? YOU'RE a slap head too!! Don't think those ten fluffy hairs you brushed up count as a thatch... AND you've got that baby-soft pink skin that burns the second you go outside... In fact, you and Iain have a lot in common... two porky, white boys, punching out of their leagues... I notice your jobs don't last very long.... quelle surprise!! Once news gets out about your tendencies towards skinny pre-pubescent Arab boys, I'm pretty sure any hotel is gonna move you on before the sh*t hits the fan. Look who's back??? I never went anywhere! Try to keep up dumbass! You've missed at least 3 posts - are the tacos burning? You realy shouldn't talk jobs until you've actually held down one. Stealing TV's to pay for crack habit's doesn't quite cut it as a profession and now just because you've saved up enough welfare checks to come and open a sukhumvit hole in the wall doesn't make you a culinary genius. What will you try next - how about a beer bar? Isn't that the natural progression for bottom barrel trash like yourself? Maybe your gaelic (maybe that should read gay-lick) bum buddy can come and dance go go while you drop some more roids and flex your sh*t over a game of connect four!! man, you itinerant boy fiddler, changing jobs as quick as the age of consent changes in your particular country...paying your maid to don a strap on to remind you of your misspent youth bent over teacher's desk and all the while maintaining your own oedipal fantasies... You just spent a wad over that thought didn't you ya sick bastard! I mean, what sort of twisted games do you play to throw maid, teachers desks and strap on's into a converstion. We're trying to keep it to simple fat, bald, tosser, mamma gags and you have to go and get all creepy! Just keep shooting into the kleenex buddy - the thought of you procreating any more than you already have will have me concerned for the good of mankind! sometimes a picture says more than words ever could... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karnie Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 what ever u say bobby, i just cannot force myself to take u seriouse. Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough... The topic sais it all... happy coming out! and WOW, 8 pages of attention who**ng, i could never top that u know... mmm love your hot hard stud back and front pics, RRRRRRRRRrrrrRrrrrrr 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyP Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 See Iain, Tony and I have used the worst insults possible on each other and still we find it funny. :shock: I thought we were playing for beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 See Iain, Tony and I have used the worst insults possible on each other and still we find it funny. :shock: I thought we were playing for beer? as long as we were not playing for a helping of 'Bob's flaky nachos with mature bi-curious kno* cheese' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyP Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 what ever u say bobby, i just cannot force myself to take u seriouse. Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough... The topic sais it all... happy coming out! and WOW, 8 pages of attention who**ng, i could never top that u know... mmm love your hot hard stud back and front pics, RRRRRRRRRrrrrRrrrrrr Well done! I think you have got the hang of the whole sledging concept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyotokoala Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 kyotokoala is looooooooooooooosserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr At least I'm not "Bi" :shock: I am a happy "Bi", but you are a saddo sicko retard loser! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 before... after... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karnie Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 before... after... :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyotokoala Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 being a forum member of cuckoldplace.com, I'm sorry, but LOSER d**** head describes it no better.. DESPERADO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 See Iain, Tony and I have used the worst insults possible on each other and still we find it funny. :shock: I thought we were playing for beer? I'd buy any of you a beer (except KK) - even Maybi... No problems. All this has been good therapy for me. So where were we? Yep, lovable, roly poly, white boy duet; TonyP and Iain_D, today announced their engagement. According to Tony (the world's least successful anorexic) it's true love. Hairy-arsed simpleton Iain added, "There's a little part of me that longs to know Tony's inner core." The wedding is booked for Phuket, where Tony is employed as a chambermaid (at the time of writing, of course). Both sets of parents are invited, assuming that Iain's make bail and Tony's Dad can be identified and located (monkey sanctuaries all over the globe have been notified). Maybi was to be the guest of honour, but won't attend in case a man talks to her who ISN'T her boyfriend... Although she states her sexuality as bisexual, she is only interested in meeting girls... and her boyfriend who looks like a girl. Samy5000 WILL be in attendance of course and will be wearing a crushed velvet smoking jacket from the 1970's. KyotoKoala is not invited (naturally enough)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 See Iain, Tony and I have used the worst insults possible on each other and still we find it funny. :shock: I thought we were playing for beer? I'd buy any of you a beer (except KK) - even Maybi... No problems. All this has been good therapy for me. So where were we? Yep, lovable, roly poly, white boy duet; TonyP and Iain_D, today announced their engagement. According to Tony (the world's least successful anorexic) it's true love. Hairy-arsed simpleton Iain added, "There's a little part of me that longs to know Tony's inner core." The wedding is booked for Phuket, where Tony is employed as a chambermaid (at the time of writing, of course). Both sets of parents are invited, assuming that Iain's make bail and Tony's Dad can be identified and located (monkey sanctuaries all over the globe have been notified). Maybi was to be the guest of honour, but won't attend in case a man talks to her who ISN'T her boyfriend... Although she states her sexuality as bisexual, she is only interested in meeting girls... and her boyfriend who looks like a girl. Samy5000 WILL be in attendance of course and will be wearing a crushed velvet smoking jacket from the 1970's. KyotoKoala is not invited (naturally enough)... you should think twice before bringing parents into it... :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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