Ris Posted February 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 wtf has been going on here? lots of f**kin crap about man juice donations from a collection of flickering porn fans with some of the most dangerous low quality disease ridden jism on the planet, while lil trustafarian beejster masturbates over a fresh idea (for a change) of an installation formed by a pyramid of his encrusted w*nk tissues juxtaposed against macro shots of spunkbubbles shooting off his macbook monitor... Is this as good as it gets? Hey guys, my friend Pat is a right fekin minger but needs impregnated so are any of you peverted farangs willing to knock one off into a turkey baster so she can sellotape it to her rampant hamster, stick it somewhere that's reminiscent of flinging a *** end up a close, and hopefully produce another mewling sprog into this overpopulated sh*thole of a planet. Is there some sort of Thai Bill Hicks joke going to happen here? Thunk. Oh look it's lil English Teacher baby. Thunk. Oh here's your brother lil bar owner baby. Thunk. And here's your sister backpacker baby. Thunk and one more!! Lil bas**rd pretend artist baby... every f**ker should have to pass parenting suitability tests before any fertile sperm get anywhere near those pesky eggs... there's enough unwanted f**kers on the planet (and that's just the politicians...) without adding to them...use a condom...or better still, get sterilised, every last raddled sperm carrying one of you... bring back the study of people called eugene (with grateful but reluctant thanks to the polack bas**rd for thinking that one up...) Pat said you should come back for the second hit... she'll get a smaller condom for you. :shock: they make condoms that small !!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Please don't compare anything to your own size.. nothing could be that small..yours was just a mistake :roll: is it abt time to Draw a middle finger and post it on the forum?? Can you please not give Ciaran any kind of that idea..? :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 wtf has been going on here? lots of f**kin crap about man juice donations from a collection of flickering porn fans with some of the most dangerous low quality disease ridden jism on the planet, while lil trustafarian beejster masturbates over a fresh idea (for a change) of an installation formed by a pyramid of his encrusted w*nk tissues juxtaposed against macro shots of spunkbubbles shooting off his macbook monitor... Is this as good as it gets? Hey guys, my friend Pat is a right fekin minger but needs impregnated so are any of you peverted farangs willing to knock one off into a turkey baster so she can sellotape it to her rampant hamster, stick it somewhere that's reminiscent of flinging a *** end up a close, and hopefully produce another mewling sprog into this overpopulated sh*thole of a planet. Is there some sort of Thai Bill Hicks joke going to happen here? Thunk. Oh look it's lil English Teacher baby. Thunk. Oh here's your brother lil bar owner baby. Thunk. And here's your sister backpacker baby. Thunk and one more!! Lil bas**rd pretend artist baby... every f**ker should have to pass parenting suitability tests before any fertile sperm get anywhere near those pesky eggs... there's enough unwanted f**kers on the planet (and that's just the politicians...) without adding to them...use a condom...or better still, get sterilised, every last raddled sperm carrying one of you... bring back the study of people called eugene (with grateful but reluctant thanks to the polack bas**rd for thinking that one up...) I for one am glad that Iain's normal again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elegant Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 if shes decent looking, I don't really care haha id do it :oops: Just ****** do it then!!!.....dont just ****** say...!!! Are you out of your mind? the lad is only 19.. I rather adopt him to be her son! :roll: young and strong na.. :wink: young, dumb and full of...em...aspirations... hahahahaha...Iain...I love Tf.. :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POSES Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 if shes decent looking, I don't really care haha id do it :oops: Just ****** do it then!!!.....dont just ****** say...!!! Are you out of your mind? the lad is only 19.. I rather adopt him to be her son! :roll: young and strong na.. :wink: young, dumb and full of...em...aspirations... = Impotent and bald? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POSES Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Don't wet the application form before you hand it to Ris then... . . . . hope they know what to do.. :shock: wet...wet..wet... . . . . . Don't let your wet mango out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POSES Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 BTW, WHO LET THE PUSS OUT?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elegant Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Don't wet the application form before you hand it to Ris then... . . . . hope they know what to do.. :shock: wet...wet..wet... . . . . . Don't let your wet mango out. . . . . . . err :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakeGeneve Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 One of my very best friend did something I thought it was nuts last year. Basically, she only has enough time to take care of the baby but not the bf/hubby. Decided to went on a few dates, found the one she wanted, told the guy she was on the pills, got herself pregnant, moved back to Boston then finally had a very strong baby boy last year. If you are serious... I'd say do it that way instead of getting any from Ciaran or Steve. Or send her to NYC ... If those 2 pervs start stalking the girl around ... She does seem a bit nuts or desperate. A bit silly on the STD side as well. I know a number of professional women in Oz and Europe who have had a child without wanting a partner and done the same thing EXCEPT without the deception. More morally and legally legit to be honest and gives scope to check out the donor in more detail. After all they are always plenty of guys willing to donate their sperm and who don't wish to have the responsibility of being a father so no real need to deceive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 wtf has been going on here? lots of f**kin crap about man juice donations from a collection of flickering porn fans with some of the most dangerous low quality disease ridden jism on the planet, while lil trustafarian beejster masturbates over a fresh idea (for a change) of an installation formed by a pyramid of his encrusted w*nk tissues juxtaposed against macro shots of spunkbubbles shooting off his macbook monitor... Is this as good as it gets? Hey guys, my friend Pat is a right fekin minger but needs impregnated so are any of you peverted farangs willing to knock one off into a turkey baster so she can sellotape it to her rampant hamster, stick it somewhere that's reminiscent of flinging a *** end up a close, and hopefully produce another mewling sprog into this overpopulated sh*thole of a planet. Is there some sort of Thai Bill Hicks joke going to happen here? Thunk. Oh look it's lil English Teacher baby. Thunk. Oh here's your brother lil bar owner baby. Thunk. And here's your sister backpacker baby. Thunk and one more!! Lil bas**rd pretend artist baby... every f**ker should have to pass parenting suitability tests before any fertile sperm get anywhere near those pesky eggs... there's enough unwanted f**kers on the planet (and that's just the politicians...) without adding to them...use a condom...or better still, get sterilised, every last raddled sperm carrying one of you... bring back the study of people called eugene (with grateful but reluctant thanks to the polack bas**rd for thinking that one up...) I for one am glad that Iain's normal again! NORMAL?? normal?? where does the word normal have any relevance on this site? Is there one single member that can fit into that category? Or is it all varying degrees of deviance? And how can we ascribe 'normal' in a country where one of the most watched news item is some poor schmuck who's had his account done over by some disease ridden sl*t and the most talked about forum on site is some daft tart trying to pimp out her cosmetically challenged desperate heifer of a friend? I would more willingly donate my (potent) man juice to the profit margins of the makers of kleenex than put my bits (no need for small condom Ris, I get special ones with extra girth) into some disintegrating fleshy tunnel of horror. Let Ciaran and Stevie have their frustrated way with the minger. They can tag team and one can man the video while the other does the servicing so they have something to remember the night by (and keep them occupied in the 2 years till their next desperate minger) In fact, is there a follow up to 'Desperate Housewives' here? Would Thai TV produce a soap called 'Desperate Mingers'; a sort of Thai desperado meets Farang desperado meets sick water buffalo? It could have everything; intrigue, sex, disease, lies, failed bars. F*ck it, lets really spice it up for the Thai viewing public; let's throw in some death as well in all its gory glory. Steal some old ideas too; Beej can star as an artist who flees his own country cos his work is too similar to too many other people and finds himself in S E Asia where in yaba induced desperation he cuts his p*nis off to emulate Van Gogh, but in an edgy, out there sort of 21st Century way, sort of similar to how he (at least) views his own work. Then in series 3 (by which time we are all bored with it) we can kill the entire cast off in some strange tuk tuk/atomic bomb hybrid disaster... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ngairo Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Grisly....... I'll tell whenever you ready to go for yellow carded.. After you sir.. after you God your so polite........lighten up....or take some cloths off..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locky Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 What a strange topic!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riga71 Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Not for this site... really!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Not for this site... really!!! really?? in what way does an ongoing discussion of the potency of various members' sperm and the merits of ageing, wide entrance hairy kebabs not fit in with the general ethos of the site?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beej Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Not for this site... really!!! really?? in what way does an ongoing discussion of the potency of various members' sperm and the merits of ageing, wide entrance hairy kebabs not fit in with the general ethos of the site?? Theres no beer option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elegant Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Not for this site... really!!! .....why not....what wrong with this site huh?...... :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Not for this site... really!!! really?? in what way does an ongoing discussion of the potency of various members' sperm and the merits of ageing, wide entrance hairy kebabs not fit in with the general ethos of the site?? Theres no beer option. from the way Pat probably looks, the pungent vaginal aromas that will assail your nose, and the discharges she probably uses as lubricant, is there any other option than beer (well rohypnol maybe) Why do you think Stevie and Ciaran are at front of queue? Drunk groping of a minger - their favourite pastime... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katoom Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Not for this site... really!!! really?? in what way does an ongoing discussion of the potency of various members' sperm and the merits of ageing, wide entrance hairy kebabs not fit in with the general ethos of the site?? Theres no beer option. from the way Pat probably looks, the pungent vaginal aromas that will assail your nose, and the discharges she probably uses as lubricant, is there any other option than beer (well rohypnol maybe) Why do you think Stevie and Ciaran are at front of queue? Drunk groping of a minger - their favourite pastime... Yawn ******* yawn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 yawning is often the first symptom of the onset of twatitis...see a doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyotokoala Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 best forum ive seen for a while. Let it rip. :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riga71 Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Not for this site... really!!! really?? in what way does an ongoing discussion of the potency of various members' sperm and the merits of ageing, wide entrance hairy kebabs not fit in with the general ethos of the site?? Mate. you get me wrong here... it fits perfectly.... As I said, it's not that strage here to see an absurd topic like the one posted by the OP turn into a site where members confess their real natures.... really!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 best forum ive seen for a while. Let it rip. :shock: are you not dead yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 best forum ive seen for a while. Let it rip. :shock: are you not dead yet? not dead. Just smell funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 best forum ive seen for a while. Let it rip. :shock: are you not dead yet? not dead. Just smell funny. he always smelled funny (Pat's vaginal secretions is a similar aroma to an assholia koalus)...just hoped he was dead... there's f**king me, the eternal optimist as always... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 there's f**king me, the eternal optimist as always... dont be too confident mate. That just means the meds are working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 btw, what happened to the irish suicide thread and that stupid foul mouth chick? Did they implode of get deleted last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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