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We've all had them, a guy/girl who pretends to be something they aren't or goes out of their way to harass you and mess up your life for no good reason (or what may have been a good reason years before for something minor).

I?ve got one such person at the moment, who we shall refer to as our first "serial ***" of the day :lol: . This guy likes to lie and tell people things I apparently said but never did, and likes to put his sticky fingers in places they shouldn't be. He likes to send me sms from other peoples phones, but is too scared to admit that it?s actually him sending it, instead claiming to be the phones owner. Yeah, real tough, batty boy!

Needless to say, not the kind of person I would ever shake hands with. That?s me, blowing off some steam for one sneaky little rudeboy that needs nothing less than a slap around the chops southern hemisphere style.

Tell us about your experiences of your very own "serial ***" and make me feel a bit better :twisted:

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We've all had them, a guy/girl who pretends to be something they aren't or goes out of their way to harass you and mess up your life for no good reason (or what may have been a good reason years before for something minor).

I?ve got one such person at the moment, who we shall refer to as our first "serial ***" of the day :lol: . This guy likes to lie and tell people things I apparently said but never did, and likes to put his sticky fingers in places they shouldn't be. He likes to send me sms from other peoples phones, but is too scared to admit that it?s actually him sending it, instead claiming to be the phones owner. Yeah, real tough, batty boy!

Needless to say, not the kind of person I would ever shake hands with. That?s me, blowing off some steam for one sneaky little rudeboy that needs nothing less than a slap around the chops southern hemisphere style.

Tell us about your experiences of your very own "serial ***" and make me feel a bit better :twisted:

Yeahh someone who took the name Newzealandguy on TF and made me settle for the abreviated version lol

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Yeahh someone who took the name Newzealandguy on TF and made me settle for the abreviated version lol

Haha sorry mate! I saw you like a few months ago and I was like heyyyy that dude tried to clone me! Nice to meet you :) Sorry for putting an itch in your switch my friend. :)

I thought you guys only cloned sheep.... although i have no idea why ;)

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Yeahh someone who took the name Newzealandguy on TF and made me settle for the abreviated version lol

Haha sorry mate! I saw you like a few months ago and I was like heyyyy that dude tried to clone me! Nice to meet you :) Sorry for putting an itch in your switch my friend. :)

no worries, good to see another kiwi here anyway.

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Yeahh someone who took the name Newzealandguy on TF and made me settle for the abreviated version lol

Haha sorry mate! I saw you like a few months ago and I was like heyyyy that dude tried to clone me! Nice to meet you :) Sorry for putting an itch in your switch my friend. :)

I thought you guys only cloned sheep.... although i have no idea why ;)

We do many things with sheep but cloning is not one of them.

im digging a hole here....

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There's a chap who goes by the name of Gordon Brown, and he's been messing up a good deal of people's lives lately and has been doing so for years. I won't go home til' him & his lefty cronies have been voted out.

I don't know which is more likely to make me p*ss myself with laughter first;

the fact that you are so naive that you think the current economic problems are down to a labour government...

or the fact that you are so politically astute (note sarcasm) that you describe Brown and his ilk as 'lefty'. Only Hitler and Mussolini were further to the right!! And if there had been true 'leftys' in power since '97, we WOULDN'T be in as much of a mess...

:lol:

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There's a chap who goes by the name of Gordon Brown, and he's been messing up a good deal of people's lives lately and has been doing so for years. I won't go home til' him & his lefty cronies have been voted out.

I don't know which is more likely to make me p*ss myself with laughter first;

the fact that you are so naive that you think the current economic problems are down to a labour government...

or the fact that you are so politically astute (note sarcasm) that you describe Brown and his ilk as 'lefty'. Only Hitler and Mussolini were further to the right!! And if there had been true 'leftys' in power since '97, we WOULDN'T be in as much of a mess...

and he "works" in finance .... nuff said !!!!!!!!!!

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We've all had them, a guy/girl who pretends to be something they aren't or goes out of their way to harass you and mess up your life for no good reason (or what may have been a good reason years before for something minor).

so that's the technical term for steviejr, admin, iain, khanitta, ris .... etc etc !!!!

and no i don't have one ..... i've got f**king loads of them !!!! :evil:

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We've all had them, a guy/girl who pretends to be something they aren't or goes out of their way to harass you and mess up your life for no good reason (or what may have been a good reason years before for something minor).

so that's the technical term for steviejr, admin, iain, khanitta, ris .... etc etc !!!!

and no i don't have one ..... i've got f**king loads of them !!!! :evil:

Oi!! Why the f*ck did you f*cking have to pick on f*cking me

(speaking Ciaran's language is the only way to make him understand)

And you dont have 'f*cking loads', you only have Stevie!!

:twisted:

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Yeahh someone who took the name Newzealandguy on TF and made me settle for the abreviated version lol

Haha sorry mate! I saw you like a few months ago and I was like heyyyy that dude tried to clone me! Nice to meet you :) Sorry for putting an itch in your switch my friend. :)

I thought you guys only cloned sheep.... although i have no idea why ;)

We do many things with sheep but cloning is not one of them.

im digging a hole here....

A kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed reading.

The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.

Ventriloquist: "G'day bloke! Good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him?"

Kiwi: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."

Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

The Kiwi gets a look of extreme shock on his face.

Ventriloquist: "Is this Kiwi your owner?", pointing at the Kiwi.

Dog: "Yep."

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

The Kiwis expression of disbelief doesn't change.

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

The Kiwi gets even more shocked.

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?"

Horse: "Yep."

Ventriloquist: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Now the Kiwi has a look of total amazement on his face.

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

To which the Kiwi replied, "The sheep's a liar."

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