Time to get wrapped up and head off through the snow...
We're off to Carnival!!!
First up is a shot on the caterpillar!
Then I found a pink train!! Ding ding!!
Time for a shot on the trampolines!! Then a break for candy floss!! What a mess!!!
Then it's my favourite!! Spinning teacups!! Followed by the brilliant Noddy car!! The horn works!! (and I heard that comment about women drivers daddy!!) And then we went on the ghost train. I'd never been on one before! It was really
Rage Against the Machine beat X Factor winner in charts Rock band Rage Against The Machine has won the most competitive battle in years for the Christmas number one. The band's single, Killing In The Name, sold 500,000 downloads beating X Factor winner Joe McElderry's The Climb by 50,000 copies to clinch the top spot. Their success followed a Facebook campaign designed to prevent another X Factor number one. One retailer said it was a "truly remarkable outcome - possibly the greatest char
now this won't be everyone's cup of tea, and is a departure from some of my normal music postings, but, for me, this was the band of 2009. The best live performance I have seen in many years as well as a great album. Not to mention the perfect antidote to the bland whiny nasal guitar music seen in the UK over the last few years. Would also say (obviously biased) that this was the best video of the year. (ducks in case Kanye jumps out). Again, it's a personal thing, but hope, like Teddy, that int
FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 4th November 2009 RE: christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...please feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if the MD shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A christmas tree will be lit at
Dearest Father christmas, have you had a pleasant year? You must be getting busy now that time is nearly here. I thought I'd write a letter (which I never norm'ly do) In the hope that you can help me out and make my dreams come true I don't want to sound ungrateful for your efforts all these years But your choice of pressies sometimes left me fighting off the tears. So this year, Father christmas, when you pick the gift for me, Can you please leave something vaguely useful underneath my tr
Scots beach in Thai tourist guide A photograph of a Hebridean beach is being used to promote holidays in Thailand, it has emerged. The Thai tourist industry is passing off a picture of West Beach on the Isle of Berneray as one of their own destinations, Kai Bae beach. The shot shows brilliant almost white sands, azure seas and distant mountains which may be similar to Thailand. Several clues reveal the view is in fact the Sound of Harris such as lack of mangrove swamps and coconut trees.
Say out loud for full effect! Milburn - capital of Victoria Peck - to fill a suitcase Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects Pigs - for hanging out washing with Pump - to act as agent for prostitute Pug - large animal with a curly tail Nin tin dough - computer game Munner stroney - soup Min - male of the species Mess Kara - eye makeup McKennock - person who fixes cars Mere - Mayor Leather - foam produced from soapLift - departed Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman Kittle crusps - p
1: I prefer breasts to legs. 2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3: Smother the butter all over the breasts. 4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5: I've never seen a better spread! 6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change. 7: Are you ready for seconds yet? 8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10: Don't play with your meat! 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12: Do you think you'll be able to handl
Then nip along to the fantastic Zouk Out festival. My mate Keith (JD Twitch) of the UK's top sunday night club, Optimo, will be playing one of his usual weird, funky and eclectic sets.Also on the line up; Armin Van Buuren,Copyright, Simon Dunmore, Shovell, Yasmeen, DJ Craze, J.D Twitch, Richie Hawtin, Martin Solveig, Miss Kittin & The Hacker, The Martinez Brothers, Tiga Miss Kittin and the Hacker will be playing live; always an awesome set, and what can you say about Richie Hawtin? Alw
Physicists assemble world's smallest snowman
Very short, and just 10 µm wide By Lester Haines
The National Physics Laboratory has deployed a range of techniques to create the world's smallest snowman - a diminutive fellow just 10 µm across, or "1/5th the width of a human hair". The world's smallest snowman. Pic: NPLThe NPL explains: "The snowman was made from two tin beads used to calibrate electron microscope astigmatism. The eyes and smile were milled using a focused ion beam,
Some of the finest double-entendres that were aired on TV & Radio. 1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her ****** this morning and it was amazing!" 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is a really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife
IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS? As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renowned scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus. 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. 2) There are 2 b
I've been full of the flu for 2 days now. Couldn't take time off work as had a crucial report to submit to a child protection review this morning so have gone through about 6 packs of tissues.
Can't think of a better tune to cheer me up (and a great antidote to dire r & b rubbish!)
Still guaranteed to fill any dance floor!!
Dragon Age: Origins video game contains secret gay sex scene The acclaimed new video game Dragon Age: Origins features a "secret" scene in which a man and an elf have gay sex, it has been disclosed. Players of the fantasy game can only access the steamy footage by seducing the warrior elf Zevran with the correct combination of cheesy chat-up lines. In a clip posted online, the gamer-controlled human character opens with the old favourite "I want to discuss something personal" - one of fou
went to a fantastic mod/northern soul night last night. Brought back loads of memories (and have sore legs from dancing so much) so been blasting some out all day as I've been cleaning the house.
I Stood With the Dead
I Stood with the Dead, so forsaken and still:
When dawn was grey I stood with the Dead.
And my slow heart said, 'You must kill, you must kill:
'Soldier, soldier, morning is red'.
On the shapes of the slain in their crumpled disgrace
I stared for a while through the thin cold rain...
'O lad that I loved, there is rain on your face,
'And your eyes are blurred and sick like the plain.
' I stood with the Dead ... They were dead; they were dead;
Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box. Such a pity it was a puppy.
Over the years I have met the whole spectrum of personalities within the field of music and dj'ing; from rock 'n' roll arrogance to party animal to the tea and biscuits after show party. But this lady is perhaps the strangest person I have ever met in or out of the music/dj biz.My friend put her on a few years back, and afterwards there was a small very select party. Only catch was; she had to be introduced to and vetted by her before you could stay. So, Keith would take you over, say who you we
