yes, the man with the shiny noggin celebrates his 45th birthday today
The man who helped spread taco related diorrhoea throughout Bangkok and now spends his evenings looking cool while surrounded by chic gorgeous women (jammy bastard) is off to Coconut Island for a few days, but thought we could salute the old Mancunian bastard with a tribute to all things non-hirsute.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!
(the ongoing adventures of the masked avenger) I have to be careful in this journal as I am concious of the 'no naming and shaming' rule so will try and keep it as general as I can. So let me frame it as a question; what would you think of someone who continually posts quotes to make them look as if they are their own thoughts? Where over 80% of their contributions to the site have been lifted from other sources, but at no point have they credited the author or the original source. Where they s
by your own thoughts?
or by the thoughts of others?
or can you attain a hybrid of the two?
Every person who knows how to read has it in their power to magnify themselves, to multiply the ways in which they exist, to make life full, significant, and interesting.(aldous huxley)
Just for JD, some good ole bluegrass boys give their interpretations of some great tunes. (if you get a chance to see these guys live, take it!! They are great!)
We'll always be together We'll make it through until the end And I will always love you And we will be much more than friends I'll build my life around you Andd I'll do anything for you No walls will bind around us And show the world our love is true Share my love with you my darling together Let the love shine between us forever. You came along when I was down And lifted me up to higher ground You gave me strength to live each moment And fill my world with the brightest thing. Share my love wit
Dating Rituals: ENGLISH WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mum makes
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down. 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with i
Dear Sir Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-p
Ghost **** - That's the kind where you feel the **** come out, have **** on the toilet paper, but there is no **** in the toilet. Clean **** -the kind where you **** it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Second Wave ****- It happens when you're done shitting, you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realise that you have to **** some more. Brain Hemorrage **** Also known as "Pop a vein in your forehead " ****. - the kind where you strain so much t
When I got to daddy's tonight, he told me there was a parcel for me!! I love surprises!! This was a hard one to open, and it said on the box it came from somewhere called Denmark!
But the box hasn't been made that can beat me and eventually...wow!!! There's dollies inside. Daddy helped take off the plastic wrapping because it is very dangerous for children you know...and soon I had my dollies out!! I'm calling the tall one in pink Eilidh and the small one Torrie. Awwww hug time. They are ve
Eight police officers serving with Scotland's largest force listed their official religion as Jedi in voluntary diversity forms, it has emerged. Strathclyde Police said the officers and two of its civilian staff claimed to follow the faith, which features in the Star Wars movies. The details were obtained in a Freedom of Information request by Jane's Police Review. Strathclyde was the only force in the UK to admit it had Jedi officers. In the Star Wars films, Jedi Knights such as Luke Skywal
saw this guy on Channel 4 tonight and had to post the video. He coined the term 'hardcoresitting' to describe the stunts he perofrms in his wheeelchair!! Never call this guy disabled!
In the current econmic climate, competition in the workplace has never been fiercer. Lax practices at work that were previously acceptable could now be the reason you have to clear your desk. With this in mind, here is a handy list of 13 alternative sayings for the more belligerent employee. <<author's note; please do not try this process with Ciaran as lack of profanity may make his head explode>>
1. Try Saying: I think you could do with more training Instead Of: You don't ha
Business meetings can get pretty boring and tedious, so here is a simple game to play to liven them up. 1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5″x5″ is a good size. Divide the card into columns-five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks. 2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block: synergy strategic fit core competencies best practice bottom line revisit take that off-line
1. Know anything about a car except its colour. 2. Understand a film plot. 3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message. 4. Lift. 5. Throw. 6. Run. 7. Park. 8. Fart. 9. Read a map. 10. Rob a bank. 11. Resist Ikea. 12. Sit still. 13. Tell a joke. 14. Play pool. 15. Pay for dinner. 16. Eat a kebab whilst walking. 17. Pee out of a train window. 18. Argue without shouting. 19. Get told off without crying. 20. Understand fruit machines. 21. Walk past a shoe shop. 22. Make a decent bacon sandwich. 23
* SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. * SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. * CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. * SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and o
3 months after my last job finished, and after a good few frustrating applications, a very nice man phoned from North Ayrshire Council and offered me a full time post; doing exactly what it is I want to do; project worker working with clients with substance misuse issues and often criminal justice ones too.Waiting on the paperwork, but should start induction mid July!!And then off to the bank to try and arrange the loan they promised and finally, finally get some flights booked to come and annoy
Posted this mainly for Rob, but for everyone to enjoy. It features Julian Lloyd Webber (Andrew's brother) playing one of the variations of Paganini's Caprice in A Minor. A bit of culture for a summer's day!!
had a rather rude awakening at 8am with Cerys jumping on my head, but as she wanted to give me my Father's Day card and presents I couldn't complain too much!!No lie in or cooked breakfast but I suppose it would have been a bit dangerous to lie in bed while your 3 year old cooks up some bacon and sausages downstairs!!!Also tinged with sadness as I often think about my own dad this day, and I know he would have loved his granddaughter.But rather than dwelling on the sadness, enjoying the sillines
A nice bit of cloud related music first! Meteorologists are seeking to bring in the first new cloud classification in half a century. The clouds, whipped into fantastic shapes and seemingly heralding a massive storm, have been seen all over Britain and in other parts of the world such as New Zealand.Experts at the Royal Meteorological Societ are no seeeking to classify them as 'asperatus' from the Latin word for 'rough'.Here are some great examples of this new cloud type.
I haven't done a journal for ages as daddy's puter has not been well and I havenot been able to get him to put all my pics up, so this will be a long one of some of what I have been up to. I have been through to see Grandma a couple of times; she lives in a very posh block and I love playing in her lift which has mirrors all around.We had a day out at the Boness and Kinneil Railway; I saw Thomas the Tank Engine!!And there were other old steam trains too!! I loved the old train; new ones are sooo
