I just wrote a whole freaking journal.....only to post it without a topic.........of course it dissapeared into virtual oblivion ....no doubt being read in a parallell universe......serves them right ! freaking... parallellers!

anyway....slurms giveth.....god taketh away.....the old familiar pattern

ends anouther week ....played a pool competition last night..casual affair ........but there is nothing casual to me when it comes to beating people.......anything to further mankinds suffereing....thats my motto !

anyway...I'm no steve davis...but I know my way around a pool table....even anticlockwise....so I made it to the final .....only for the inherint loser inside me to preditable come to the surface and express itself in the final crucial moments.....sigh

well its that time of the week....where i get to escape the hell that is office work .....and sleep past 6:45 freaking AM ...escaping the 5 more minutes in bed or a cup of coffee dilemna that so plagues my existance.....

I'm no nostradamus....but bar any serious form of car accident ....I foresee playstation in my near future......and pizza! heck....even a glass of wine ...just to "mix things" up a little....

Bliss !

I wrangled myself into a game of Golf over the weekend....due to some golf mad skirt i met last night...putting the voodoo over me.....boy....ever so thrilled and excited about that ....

i suppose I can always indulge in the irony and metaphorical value of wacking my white balls around with a stick...in the effort to impress a woman........sweet irony indeed

oh....here's what I wanted to say....here's the "add fancy french or latin phrase here that means ..like the best part of the thing" .......I thought this was funny anyway.....

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47467

adious

Slurms " fists of fire" Mcenzie

Make sure you use a caddy so you can concentrate on the thing in hand...

this is africa my friend ......you can't NOT use a caddy....

i'm still half in mind of starting a golf touring business.....really is an unidiscovered gem for golf around here...

Make sure you use a caddy so you can concentrate on the thing in hand...

I think it's the 'things in hand?'...in your near future....nostradamu....

*shakes head

(new zelanders!)

Zealand Mate...Watch Super 14's do you?

sadly ..I've been watching a bit...

yeah.. does sound like a very 'weak' end. All the best in regaining some strength.

Stormers just beat the REDS in Brisbane...the first S.A side to win two games on their Australasia tour...good effort for a bunch of pissheads eh

Anyhow, hope you will have a good weekend at your side. Hit a golf ball for me then :-) Cheers!

yeah.....stormers sure suck.....hangs your heads in shame !

(australians ...that is)

the onion..... 9/12..headline..

"holy ******* ****- new york turns into a bad jerry bruckhiemer film"

S_P....sadly ..I've been watching a bit...

It's gonna get worse...just mind you don't end up kicking the tv in....

Slurms, you may just win that pool tournament yet, get a nice calzone, and get a mate of yours to submit fake golf score cards in your name turning you into a scratch player overnight (well maybe not, but then the Cats might manage to win 3 games this super 14 season). Have a great weekend

by all means have a glass of wine... but pace yourself. i didnt. my head still hurts.