I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.  She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.  It had to be deliberate, because she never did it near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.  She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings for me that she couldn't overcome.  She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.  She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last fling before you commit yourself for life, just come up and have me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.  I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.  I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

And  there standing outside, all clapping, was my future family!  With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better husband for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR

And another moral of the story is:

and always read "Im_A_Bitch's" Journals before posting anything at TF!

http://www.thailandfriends.com/index.php?name=Journal&view=journal&juid=73281&jid=66019

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LOL It was almost !!!

love that

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LOL

Hayko - now you have confused me??

True Story???

@ Im_A_Bitch: ooops i did it again

source: Britney Spears

i still owe you a response to your last mail, but you know i am not a premium, just superior...

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lol

well we wont argue about that one as I am sure you don't like losing!! ; )

There is a huge difference between a joke such as the one Peter has posted, which is unlikely to be the intellectual property of one comedian, and constantly using others' quotes in their entirety.

If however it had been an anecdote or story that is known as being from a particular comedian, such as Bill Hicks or Billy Connolly, then I am sure that Peter, despite his many faults, would have properly credited the source

Even your 'oops I did it again' does not really need crediting as it is a well known line from a rather crap song (albeit with a nice video).

It is when the plagiarism is deliberate that I get annoyed; to seek out obscure quotes or passages from other websites and blogs and to pass them off as your own.

The Masked Avenger shall continue his crusade against plagiarists and thieves, and will expose them to the world.

: )

People keep talking about me baby

They say Im doin you wrong

Well dont you worry, dont worry, no dont worry mama

Cause Im right here at home

Youre the cutest thing I ever did see

Really love your peaches want to shake your tree

Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time

Come on baby and I'll show you a good time

I sure dont want to hurt no one, Wooo woooo Im a midnight jooooker

(Steve Miller!)

so since you are turning into a perfect TF member in crediting your quotes and lyrics, how about a little bit of credit for Karen Sarnecki??

: ) lol

Well, since i met you here for the first time, i found out that i can easily express myself nonstop in quotes, LOL

It must be love, love, love

It must be love, love, love

(Madness)

If you're looking for trouble

You came to the right place

If you're looking for trouble

Just look right in my face

I was born standing up

And talking back

My daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack

Because I'm evil, my middle name is misery

Well I'm evil, so don't you mess around with me

(Leiber/Stoller)

: )

lol )

I have updated my profile tonight, perhaps i will have MANY new visitors and lovely votes !!!!

since we have been discussing ownership of words and ideas, thought you might appreciate this quote;

?Justice is the infrastructure of proprietorship.?

recognise it??

peterH61

all I can say is - life is full of challenges - great story...

LOL... thanks for sharing :D