9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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Is me. Haha

bloody funny

I do the pointing at the wrist in some cases to make sure a language barrier doesn't make a woman smack me in the damn head with her bag. When I'm holding on to something I do it too so people don't think I'm trying to sell anything because people tend to draw that conclusion pretty fast, especially in BKK, it's why I've been searched by the police about 13 times already too, they like to check up on what goes in and out of khlong toei on a very regular basis because they think it will tackle the drug transport.

BUT I have to agree that it is pretty lame and like the other examples funny as well, the picture at the top is golden !

#1. ooh i've been getting my hand signals crossed. no wonder those girls direct me to the men's room when i point at my crotch. what's the hand signal for "chomp root"?

#2. my dvd player doesn't let you do ANYTHING without the remote. which of course is lost 99 percent of the time.

#6. "can i ask you a question?" "yes." " well i was wondering if" "no more. you've already asked a question."

Zeus, I had you in mind when I posted this lol

your a sick and twisted guy Gav, lol

Waza, Your words of PRAISE do me great honour.

Gav you do have twisted mind,but that makes my mind normal doesn't it?lol

Gav, another one from the American Comedian Gallagher: "Why do they call it a Building if it is already Built?" Have a nice day and keep them coming!!

#6... answer "no" and watch people look at you like a deer in headlights. lol That's funny!

Jay, they stealing my money is the first thing I think of when I empty my pockets so I look carefully, most of the times there are 2 or 3 cops which make the taxi stop mostly at Rama IV in front Tesco Lotus (not on Rama IV itself but the road which goes into Khlong Toei and also the road leading from Rama IV towards Asoke, Also sometimes two of them on a motorbike just drive up to people to search them. Only thing I worry about sometimes is that they try to frame you by planting drugs so they might make a good career move.

#10 when people forget how to type in regular font and not use large type. <grin>

only if we could reply to ppl like that in real life, either we'd get the annoying ppl out of our face.... or we just wont have any friends....!

I didnt know U had humorGAvin

But is it the picture above or the text below the picture that are You humor

or maybe them both LOL

Love them both HI

Have a nice day