Ms. Hopeful, she is an old friend 41 yo. 5 years ago I?ve talked to her about relationship. She said ?I don?t want husband, kid and family, I don?t care (don?t need, don?t want any)

Last year she came to me begging:

Ms. Hopeful: Soda please help me find a guy, I want a kid and husband

Me: hey, you are 40; do u think it?s a good idea to have kid?

Ms. Hopeful: Shut up, I went to doctor; he said I am healthy for reproductive.

Me: alrigth, alright, I see if I can find you a guy.

I talked to 3 guys asked if they interested in my friend. The answer was ?I don?t want a gf who is 40 years old and whom want a kid? same answer and I thought it fair enough.

Then I introduced my friend Mr. R., who?s from USA to her, but he emasculated already, and his kids are same age as me, besides he got a gf, a Thai, masseuse girl who is incredible AKA a great lover.

How do I know? Coz he told me so:

Mr. R: I?ve never be happy like this in my lifetime, even my wife and fiancé can?t compare her, she gave me extremely happy. (I LOVE THE WORD "EXTREMELY", don't know why)

Me: why? becoz of sex?

Mr. R. Yes, she like sex a lot and she force me everyday my d?.almost fell of my body

Me: what does she do why your d?..is going to fell of yours, what the position?

Mr. R.: she like all post, especially plunging deep

PLUNGING DEEPPPPP?I try to imagine what this post like but the only thing that I can think of is bungy jump. So my friend?s chances are slim coz even the emasculate guy is already taken.

A month ago I made a call:

Me: hey, how?s everything, did you get any guy?

Ms. Hopeful: there is no hope for me here

Me: why? Even you?re 41 but you look same age as me, come on you are good looking girl.

Ms. Hopeful: I don?t want Thai kid coz I?m too old afraid that my kid will not healthy and smart, so I want a cross species kid. (hybrid kid)

Me: I thought there are some Farangs come to your work place from time to time.

Ms. Hopeful: No, not at all. Soda, you should have kid asap. U know lukkrueng is great they got a good look and healthy and moreover their IQ & EQ in genius level. Do not be too picky my friend even Farang Kiinok just grab him if u have chance, just think of kid first.

Me: I don?t know any Farang Kiinok but I received massages from young 25 year boys sometime.

Ms. Hopeful: How lucky!!! that is great news, u know their sperm can swim as fast & strong as MICHAEL PHELPS, your kid will be excellent, if u let the chance go, you?ll regret later, and you?ll know when you be 41.

U got a good job and you can afford to be a single mom. (Oh dear.)

We?re have different idea about sperm, unfortunately she?ll be jobless by the end of this month but having kid and husband still remain in her mind & hope.

Hopefully I?m not single when I?m 41 or else hunting sperms would be my serious hobby hehe

Luckily, there are some well wishers who wish to donate their sperms to me these days. Thanks for your kindness and generosity, I?ll think about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4dGfwa6FKA

God bless you P' cheeky Soda

Soda, you should collect these journals and compile them into a book. Call it "Soda Pop". I guarantee it would sell. Your style has a certain.... je ne sais quoi !

im fully ready to donate to you na soda...but HOW we will do it !!??

Phelps is one in a million, fortunately it only takes one in a million sperm to get through. Where do I sign to join the donor list?

Oiiiiiiii I'm speechless for this journal ...

Hmm are you interesting about some of ..... donated?

In the future you can have a kid made to order.

Did you hear about the Japanese couple who use an Indian lady as a surrogate mother? The couple divorced and the baby was going to be stuck growing up in India...but now I hear some arrangement has been made.

http://www.crnjapan.com/abuse/aarticles/2008/en/20080808-surrogate_baby_in_india.html

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/11/02/asia/AS-India-Surrogate-Child.php

Soda your the Sperm expert eh? Open up a clinic in Sukhumvit...I will come work for you

glad to see that Ms Soda is back to her journal entries. I agree that they would make a good book.

haha, he's d... is falling off and sperm which swims like M.Phelps...ho ho ho you amuse me Soda :-)