When was the last time you saw cockroaches??

Let's analyze it...

I do scare of them.. I mean really do scare and disgust..

I wonder why some people just step on it, hit it or even.. squeeze it !!

(Yack!!!)

Have you noticed ?? When you scared of them.. When you try to walk away from them, they like to follow you !!

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The best one was when I drove from Bangkok to Nonthaburee.. On tollway.. Most of times cars cant stop driving.. I drove up there and noticed that I have " Unidentified Flying Object -( UFO) " up there on my car's ceiling.. I drove like 130 km/hour.. and..

Flewwwwwwww !!! It was there up on my head !! A BIG cockroach standed sat whatever but she/he looked at me !!

Can you imagine How my heart melted ?? Can you imagine a little small tiny girl who scare of that BIG creature?? Damit !!

I think I almost dead by car accident, really..

And .. Do i have to check what's the mess is in my car that invite " them" so much in this point??I mean it's just 3 months old and I think it's dirty last time by one of out TFer who vomit in my carrrrrrr !!!

It was so nice when I cliamed my car at garage and on claiming form.. I filled this..

Date : ..... Oct 2004

Time : 14:00

Damage : My heart, my soul and my car's front right light

Describe situation : cockroach flew to me...

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If you dont scare of them like how I do.. You will never know what I mean..

The other day I walked out of my house slipped my shoes on and felt something tickling my foot. After I peed my pants and did a dance I took off my shoe and this cockroach the size of happy's breasts crawled out.

cockroaches suck.....

Yack !! No. 1

Next !!?

eeeewwwwwwww...

i remember one time my rooomate saw a big cockroach. she killed it and was still really pissed off.. i asked her whats up, she pointed to the insect formerly known as cockroach and said "anything that big ought to be paying rent."

hi get

i had booked in to montien riverside hotel. the porter was helping me with my bags. as i came around the corner, there was this big (huge) cockroach walking down the hallway also. i did the normal thing for me (squashed him with my size 8)

the porter nearly did a backflip (translated - means he didn't like what i did)

i found out later that devout buddhists don't kill things like that, maybe that cockroach could be me in my next life

ah well, you live and learn

Yeah they are bad and nasty.......but the giant sewer rats that lurk outside Pomodoro restaraunt near soi 5 on Sukhumvit are even more frightening to me..........perhaps they are the pets of the ladyboys that hang out there!

Has anyone seen the size of those things...like small dogs. Yuck !!!!!!

The biggest cockroach ever killed in th US was at US Marine base camp LeJuene NC. Aparently the criiter was gorging it self on grease in a slop vat in a bricked off section of the dining facility. I was 14 inches long and was shot with a .45 ACP by the MP's .

14 inches long...........holy **** !

This topic is making me itchy, I feel like things are crawling all over me just reading it. hahahaha

Thanks for Yack no.2-7

Another yack..of me..

4 years ago I dreamed that something was pulling my lower lip..

I slept with chibby and kinda potato chips in my hands and some left in my mouth..

Here is something from my sister, as an eye-witness..

" I saw Get shivered 3 times and everytime It looked like she try to pull out something from her lips.. Until thrird time I looked at it closely and found that same big cockroach try to bite her lower lips because there was still some chip left there.. Get licked her lips in her dream.. She didnt even woke up but just licked that cockroach .. I couldn't stand anymore so I catched it up from her lip and flush it in toilet.."

So now.. anyone wanna kiss me ??

14 inches? Naw we got midget cockroaches bigger than that in Bangkok.

Some people regard cockroaches as a fine dining experience. In fact, there is a whole cookbook dedicated to them. You can find it on Amazon.com!

Bon Appetit, Get!

Actually, Get, we all think you're great. Why wouldn't cockroaches think you're great and want to follow you all around too? Sounds like it was a very amorous cockroach to me. And one with good taste too!

Lobert... May I ask you for dinner tomorrow evening?

I am hungry... :-*

Thanks for Yack of you..

And Kent ! What's midGet cockroach ???

midget is um like a dwarf, ermm noo umm , badwah dek dek ,,ermm well ...oh hell nevermind.......

WHen I lived in Florida in US there were cockroaches that would fly across the living room like big army planes BUZZIng. In north we have little cockroaches so i was amazed. Is the world safe from them i wonder

I'd be thrilled to have dinner with you anytime, Get. But I'm not sure if I'd eat cockroaches for you.

Come on Getty !

You think a cockroach would stop me from wanting to kiss ya ? No way !

Aaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiii.......... I can imagine you Getty baby Yuck!!! & :shock: But what about if a wall gecko landing on my bared shoulder ... imagine baby how much I screamed and bounced out at that time ...... brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... I hate it (more than cockroach) ,,,,phewwwwwww.

AHAAAA.... P' Kent, you peed your pant???????????? Great news maak maak ka...hahaha

Sunee , wall geckos are cool. I prefer them over dogs. They dont bark and they like to eat the mosquitos that try to bite my ass at night when i am sleeping.

That's why your ass was a bit looks like poka dot.. K.Kent....

I am not scared of them but i had 2 interesting encounters where I get to see my friends true colour when they saw one that really flies.......

Two occasions :

One nite when i came home late around 2am ,I noticed my neigbour's lights still on . this very usual as my neighbour is a single middle aged lady who stayed all by herself and she would usualy turn in early around 9pm ...... but her lights were still on that night ,when she heard the sound of my keys when i opened the door ,she rushed out in a face of horror and asked me a question that I felt humorous ........ She asked ,"Boy !!! Are u afraid of cockroaches ??!!!!"......... ,I said no .WHY? She was so relieved and excited that I wasn't........ she said there is a "creature" hiding under her sofa and begged that i get it out of her house for her...i said fetch me a plastic bag ...and she did it in matter of seconds. I wasnt afraid of insects like these but i tend to hate the odour it produces,the bag guarded me from that ........ Just a matter of seconds i got the "creature" into the bag and out of the house........she was so grateful and thank me non stop as she said that she had been trying to catch it for the past 3 hours...... i had a good luff and I wished she had a peaceful sleep too that nite ......but anyway i got free breakfast for a week from her......hahahahaa!!!!

No.1 -

Here comes No. 2.........

Many years ago when i first returned from Australia to Singapore to serve in the army and i got to know a lot of friends from a very diversed background and upbringing ,some had criminal records ,some were traids members ,some are so timid that oftenly u can see them hugging the mumy's thighs.....some are just so "gungho" ...... Here comes the interesting part of it !!! Back in 1992 ,the platoon of soldiers get to book out of camp for christmas and we were like planning for wweks what we gonna together this Christmas...... so we decided to go to a comrades house that is big enuff to house a whole platoon ..... the evening kick off wif a lot of food and u know what ......food attracts insects right ? haha ! here comes ,out of nowhere in the stale air the "UFOs" flew by.......someone shouted !!! HEY!! What's that ???? Next moment ,one guy shouted , "COCKROACH!!!!!" Split of seconds......... almost the whole troop vanished into the house ,some dashed into the rooms ,some under the tables and some even hid inside the toilet ..... NO JOKE !!! Only left with a handful of 5 guys stood there ,all 5 burst into laughters ..... u should know better why ? A troop of soldiers who never acted so fast before ,never even meal time ...... all well built bodies ,trained to defend the country running away from Cockroaches ...... and this always is a talk till today whenever we get together........ and still those who fled will still flee ...... I believe .

Cockroache's fly?....oh man!!!!....now i'm worried LOL

i am not a fan of cockroaches, but one of my favorite books, 'archy and mehitabel,' was allegedly written by a cockroach named archy while newspaper columnist don marquis slept... archy claimed to have been a poet in a previous life...

GET: it's not that the roach on yr lip was chasing a crumb but rather that u r that irresistible ;-)

Yeah Cockroaches fly! I didn't know either since I had hardly ever even seen a cockroach where I grew up in northern California, but when I lived in Japan I had to live with them frequently which didn't bother me too much until they started flying! And these guys were nasty, they flew AT me not away from me!! They liked to buzz me and always aimed for my head often bouncing off my hair! It was one of those things that gives you shivers down ur spine! Yuck!