hehe nothing else just wanna knw....^.^

with the right person... as kinky as we both want to get

very...

; )

Sometimes I take my socks off.

sometimes I leave my socks on...

you want the long list or short list? my name says it all

haha... wat ever u want to tell me555

whos take ur suck off?-neutron

My mum told me to behave like a lady.

And i dunno whats kinky mean

Lady: I want you to paint me in the nude

Man. Thinks a bit... Ok but only if I can keep my socks on

Lady Why?

Man. I'll need somewhere to keep my paint brushes

Just close your eyes..all is mine hehehehe

I do not think TF is very Kinky friendly they probably be banned from Pay Pal and Google if i started my list in here lol

A guy was in a bar drinking heavily... just down the bar he sees a woman, also drinking heavily and crying.

"Hey, why are you so upset?" He asks.

"My boyfriend just dumped me." she answers... "He said I am too kinky."

The guys says, "That's amazing... my girlfriend just dumped me, because I'm too kinky!!!"

"Wow" says the girl... "Maybe we should go back to my place and get kinky together!"

"Definitely" says the guy and they leave the bar, going back to her house.

Once inside, the girl says, "Why don't you wait in the lounge while I go and put on my kinkiest clothes?"

The guy nods and she slips into the bedroom.

20 minutes later she returns, dressed in PVC and rubber, holding a whip and a bottle of baby oil.

But the guy is just putting on his coat and walking out of the door!!

"Hey!!" She says, "I thought we were supposed to get kinky together!!"

The guy replies "Lady, I just f**ked your dog and **** in your handbag... I'm out of here!"

Funny but scary joke Dave.