whooo 2nd day on set and I saw Angelina Jolie naked!! Wow. Then I had lunch with Vince Vaughan and George Clooney. We bumped into Quentin Tarentino who offered me a part in his next film. Then back to the set for my love scene with Jessica Alba. What a babe!!After a long day it was cocktails with Brad Pitt before a quiet dinner with Marty Scorsese.   THEN I DISAPPEARED UP MY OWN F*CKING ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where can I get an Arse like that????

-only in Hollywood baby!

coming soon; the Hollywood arse trail of fame...

what trailer park boys 3?

What? No cattle calls today?

And no "scenic drive" down Sepulveda on your moped?

What a deprived life you lead!

: )

Now now Iain, I'm the only one allowed to be nasty around here, oh and the select few in the TF communist party.

haha. wheres that tf guy who ''used to be'' angelina's body guard?

lol

Rob - too busy on set just now for scenic drives but soon.

Chris - you are no longer alone. My cynicism levels are currently at an all time high and it's been far too long since I saw a nice card...watch this space.

O_o what did I missed?

lolz .... just b'coz u mentioned my Ange! Thats got me 'uh oh ahh"

just some excerpts from my riveting Hollywood lifestyle Oiy...

I just got through watch "Access Hollywood" ; there unconfirmed news that a new "position" being has filled on

Martin Scorsese movie set>>>

silly Bottom Wiper woooo heeewoow

@OoO: Thats Mickeyjb.. He took off all fotos already. I think a few months back he checked my profile out.

@Iain: Im still O.o lolz