Unexpected Knowledge Gained From the Movies

1) During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

2) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

3) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

4) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

5) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom still still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

6) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

7) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

8) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

9) All telephone numbers in US will start with 555...

10) Despite fierce fights with his adversaries, the hero will always have well combed hair

11) Even when having fights in/under water, the hero will be perfectly dressed and dry in the scene just after

And dont forget when on foot, running away from a car that's chasing you down, always stay on the road.... never run into a building or anywhere the car cant actually go.

12) 100's of bullets from the bad guys bullets can't kill anyone, but each bullet from the good guys takes out a bad guy.

13) The ladies go to sleep at night and wake up with perfect make-up on.

14) the bad guys are always ugly looking and wearing black clothes

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14) There's always a parking spot in front of the building you want to visit.

15) There's always a pile of empty boxes outside a window a hero jumps out of.

16) Every time you kiss a girl for the first time, you spend the night together.

17) Everyone lives in a great big house or cool apartment, event if they are a bartender or taxi driver.

18) Bad guys' bullets can be stopped by sofas, doors, coffee tables, wallets in your pocket and by other dead guys.

19) You can always outrun an explosion

20) No-one ever shits.

21) The worse villain you are, the worse your death will be - impaling, beheading, blown apart, eaten by sharks - Bad villains never just get shot.

22) Also villains always have time to realise they are going to die - it's never a surprise.

23) when a call is being traced the bad guy always knows how long it takes to run the trace. and hangs up just in time before they get the trace.