Ten reasons why we know Santa is a man

1.                  No dress sense

2.                  Never replies to your letters

3.                  The chances of getting what you ask for are nil

4.                  Beer belly

5.                  Only commits to one day a year

6.                  Obsessed with stockings

7.                  He never stops to ask for directions

8.                  Too lazy to shave

9.                  Always wears the same clothes

10.              Only willing to do a job when people leave food and booze out for him – and even then he doesn’t wash up afterwards

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE  -  Ho  Ho  Ho

THE TOP 10 SIGNS Santa Claus is actually a woman

10: santa remembers it's christmas.

9: Reads children’s letters in office instead of in a bathroom.

8: Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your stocking.

7: Despite the closet full of red coats with big black belts, still insists she has nothing to wear on Christmas Eve.

6: A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice.

5: Constantly whining about women equality until it’s time to clean out the reindeer stalls.

4: Matching shoes and belt? Only a woman would accessorize an outfit like that.

3: No man would ever, ever name his animals Dancer and Prancer.

2: santa has never been observed pissing off rooftops.

1: santa punishes naughty girls..

Santa is turkish !

Some guys will go to any length to get a girl to sit on their knee!

Merry Xmas to you ja

Another reason..

Santa always sneaks into your house in the middle of the night