I'd only super glue one hand to my head.

Then they'd say, "Well THIS guy ripped off his own head with ONE ******* HAND!!!"

Ok i will take sum pic of ya and showing off to TFers.. how ya doing it.

I'd superglue my fist to my head making it look like I punched my head off!

we should set up a commit suicide event contest on TF!

whos be the judge?

OK... Right... well I'd put the piano wire around my belly, glue one hand to my knob and jump.

Then people would think I'd been wanking so hard, I'd ripped my body in two.

I feel really sorry for the forensic team and the medical examiner, they would have a hard job to identify your body because of that super glue lol

@ EB: with many tape of porno and playboy magazine laying on the floor... will make the scene looks more overwhelming!

can we vote for who gets to commit suicide?

this is a little sick but funny, i wonder if it has been done before.

I'm with Neo on this one!

I should give it a try.. After done it I promise I will pm you guys about how it feels. lol

EB - I thought you need two hands for your knob

Kunny - I vote for Dr.LowLife

LOL You make me my stomach hurt from crying..... and unable to stop LAUGHING!!

He must have too much time in hands.

I'll take Zoloft before i decide what to choose from tools above. I guess, i could superglue Madoff's a#s together.