found these examples of new Hallmark cards quite interesting and hilarious hehehe so feel free to add yours here LOL

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...

(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...

(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...

(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...

(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...

(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...

(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7.. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...

(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time...

(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...

(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...

(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...

(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday...

(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia.)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...

(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...

(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...

(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

this one is my fave! lol...

E Bah! Lmao!

haha.....

Outside - I hear your in love with someone

Inside - makes a nice change from loving yourself

LOL Lovely... applicable !!

LMAO

Hehhehe, funny . Where can I get that kind of cards?

:-( Cards from Hell-mark :-(

in association with Cruel jokes incorporated.

Where a punch-line knocks you for 6. ;-)

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...

(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

...incredibly right...

i like number 2 )

For me, the card is important and mean a lot to me.. I pick any cards coz of the words inside for main reason.. for some people it may nothing but for me one I loved will always get cards from me..

no doubt, i'd laugh at these words but i wont laugh to be given any of these..

hehe

When I first met you, i felt like i could walk on water and float in the air....

Inside: Then i knew what kind of person i was.