damn thiefs.......never freaking there when you need them!!

lost my phone the other night...having long since broken the world record for this...its no big deal.....my insurance broker basically calls me almost every saturday to get the dirty details.....its a routine..

but this time my phone was found by some guy i know......great news one would think...oh goodie......was it bollocks!

I had recently taken what some might call.....graphic pictures of myself on my phone....to mms to a lady friend.......one might have easily mistaken these photos for an anaconda....but sadly...I have never been to the amazon.....

anyway.....so I met this guy.....coincidently we both had to appear at court as witnesses to my stolen lap top a few months back....(whats with this guy and find my **** ???)

anyway.....he said....oh.... he saw my interesting pictures.....you know...to try and figure out whos phone it was....a might have,...in his druken state ...shown them around the pub I like to drink in...

****.....

so even me.....a well practiced veteran of doing dumb and embaressing things.......cant dare to face up to this one.....so I am staying home tonight to let my mates laugh at me behind my back and get it out their system......

pricks......

I expect it has made it onto the internet by now...knowing the quality of friend I keep....

this is why you all have to die.....you do it to yourself...

anyone know where a guy can get some decent damn uranium ?

next time keep the banana in the pajama

he he

no....i'm pretty sure its uranium......

Thats hilarious...ROTFL!!!

So I guess you won't be at the pub tonight???

man........

my life always sucks in the most unique way

why cant I just have tax problems....like everyone else......

BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Damn... I'm glad I'm not the only that takes pics of myself

Hey..next time... keep it locked down And find a new pub

yeah...and new friends....!

I suppose it might end up being a good thing!

O_o

sigh...

yeah.....only 12 inches!!!

thanks......i thought i had a bad day LOL

hmmmmm let's see... something embarrassing happens.. what to do what to do.. i know~! broadcast to the entire internet. you got style, kid.

as far as this alleged doomsday device, you've been prattling on about that forever, yet have not thus far produced EVEN ONE doomsday device... promises, promises...

Keep that one-eyed trouser snake hidden at all times for god's sake!

I did produce ONE doomsday device as a matter of fact!

but ....well.......mom came by and found it and took it....

******* killjoy ***** ..

Zeus : hmmmmm let's see... something embarrassing happens.. what to do what to do.. i know~! broadcast to the entire internet. you got style, kid.

as far as this alleged doomsday device, you've been prattling on about that forever, yet have not thus far produced EVEN ONE doomsday device... promises, promises...

WB : : )

can't find uranium? have you looked on uranus?

lucky,if you lose sim unlocked mobile it gone forever to the pawn shop in the sky

slurms, baby... does your momma wanna make a deal?

eddie: did you know there are RINGS around uranus?

Yeah yeah yeah... and the Starship Enterprise circles Uranus in search of Klingons.

Slurms, if it really is an anaconda in your pants, your mates at the bar will laugh for a day, but overall they'll be in awe of you. So I'm guessing it is actually smaller than advertised?

LMFAO!! how many girls no "had" you got? im now curious about what kinda pic u've taken on ur phone!! ur supposed to upload it on ur pc and post it

sharing is the best thing to do u know

welcome to the club..ive lost 2 phones in 2 months!

ha ha...ling and may....nice try.......pay per view like everyone else ya scavangers!

Zeus.....opposite to popular belief ...my mother doesnt make deals of that nature...........you dirty boy!

sigh....