yeahrightdennis Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 10. Eating an entire large pizza alone is not something to be proud of...sheesh! 9. Don't even thing about paying your friends with baseball card in exchange for doing your homework. There is a reason why you suck at Math. 8. It's okay to like and write poetry, when you get older chick will find you sexy. 7. If you wanted to join the Army, go to college first and become an Officer and not Enlisted. 6. Milk is not your enemy. 5. Don't worry so much about the size of it...it get bigger, trust me. 4. Keep in touch with all your tomboy friends, they all grow up and become super hot. 3. That one girl in the 11th grade that always talked to you and asked you for help with her homework and even asked you to come over to her house. She wanted you. 2. I know you have a lot of hobbies: turntables, photography, dancing, skateboarding, Muay Thai...stick to one or two and master them, rather then being "kinda okay" at all of them. 1. Your brother is not Satan, just an a**hole. What about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKarma Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 #4 I just experienced it just the other day.. everyone used to tease the hell outta her in high school she was skinny as heck she's still skinny but has filled out in all the right places...lol whoaaa :roll: p.s. great thread BTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 10. Move to London for that job offer in 1993. Things could have been so different. 9. Don't take the brown acid. 8. Write down phone numbers in a safe place. Lose a phone and you can lose friends. 7. Never regret, just learn from your mistakes. 6. Buy all those extra tickets for the Stone Roses at Alexandra Palace you were offered. There will be people offering 200 GBP apiece outside the gig for one! 3. Never look back when there's a whole new path in front of you. 4. Don't drink that bottle of vodka in Yugoslavia in 1980; you just blew losing your virginity to that stunning Italian chick. 3. Keep playing basketball after high school. 2. Spend a little time, each and every day of your life, to reflect on your words and actions of that day. 1. Spend a lot more time with your dad; you never know when you'll lose him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Don't take it all too seriously...you will miss this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyphil247 Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 #10 When you have your work reunion in early Dec '09, DON'T binge drink, smoke that joint, snort those lines of speed and smoke cocaine in that small glass pipe. You have a family now, and that night will **** you for the next few days. Hey, at least you didn't smoke a cigarette, lol #9 In '03, take the Supervisor role that's offered to you. Even though the company will close by Christmas '08, it will be good for your resume and you'll gain valuable experience. #8 In '75, dad wants to sell the family home and move further north. Both your older sisters are happy about it, but mum doesn't like the idea. Support mum, by crying and throwing tantrums as dad is making a big mistake. That house is now inner city and is worth 3 times as much as the house where mum and dad now live in. Hopefully, when you're older you won't make the same mistake. #7 In '90, when you're studying Pharmacy, you'll take a few days off because you lose focus and feel disillusioned. Be strong, go back and continue your studies, DON'T cancel your enrolment. #6 When you're training and playing football as a junior, remember that fitness is the most important factor. DON'T get complacent by thinking that your natural talent will be enough to get you through. You need to train hard all the time !!! #5 In the summer of '85, DON'T smoke that cigarette that's offered to you. It will ruin any chance you ever had of playing AFL football. #4 DON'T smoke that bong in '86, it will make you lazy and unmotivated for a few more years to come. #3 In Jan '07, you'll get hammered at the local pub. Ask your two female friends to come home with you and party, DON'T suggest that you'll drive to the casino for more drinks. #2 Now that you've decided to drive, take it nice and slow. Stick to the speed limit, and even though there aren't any cars around, DON'T put your pedal to the medal, as it will attract a cop coming off the free way. #1 In the year 2000, DON'T sell that investment property. It's now considered inner city and is worth 3 times as much as what you got. You obviously haven't learnt from dad's mistake (see #8, you dumb ***** :roll:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 10 - Learn how to clean the house. 09 - Smoke home grown weeds when your friends offer to you. 08 - Tell him that you are crazy about him even though he is your close friend. 07 - Go out and party in every clubs around the university. 06 - Tell your aunt that she has no right to tell you what to do. 05 - Learn to take some criticisms. 04 - Life goes on even though she breaks up with you. 03 - Your brother loves you but he's just abit shy to express it. 02 - Appreciate every little things that mom and dad do for you. 01 - Nothing wrong with being different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigKus Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 1. a friend from uni cant bring you good life but yourself do. 2. go for study in UK (after finished uni) instead of working hard and day dreaming of happy ever after in the sandy castle with a friend from uni. 3. ..getting dizzy.. brb.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombiedriven Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 10. Don't take the finished motorcycle out for a test run that afternoon. It will ruin your cross country running for life. 9. Drop kick Dad in the chin after learning about his infidelity to my Mom and telling me to shut up about it. 8. Don't take that Greyhound bus to Phoenix. You will be stuck there jobless for 3 months. 7. Never get involved with 2 certain ladies they will lie and cheat on ya for 4 years of your life. (was going to put names but since one is a TF member I will not out of respect even though I have none for those 2) 6. Take that promotion that was offered even though they were looking to nail people to the cross.(Would have found out sooner about #7 that way) 5. Take that leave for your Grandfathers surgery. Cause you will not see him 2 months later. 4. Take that girl that was bugging you to take her to Prom. You would have had something to remember other than knowing you were working that night. 3. Don't take the sledge hammer to your front door. ( Security company freaks out and you have to pay everything) 2. Stick with what you believe in. Don't do what others think is right follow what you want. 1. DON"T BY ALL MEANS DROP OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL. it will haunt you the rest of your life no matter what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.