SoBeIt Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Recommend : the Da Vinic Code reading or watching (when you too tried to use your whips and chains) :wink: Wanna join us? We can start with soft ass spanking for the introduction lesson. I do offer a home crucifixion service... :twisted: No.. I better offer YOU instead.. So now.. get down on your knees and lick my feet clean.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWas Jesus a virgin when he died? If he was.. poor guy.. -A Curious Girl Dear curious girl. No Jesus was not a virgin when he died. He indulged in various hot and sweaty bdsm sessions with that famous ***** Mary Magdalene. Why do you think it took him so long to die from crucifixion? Normally he had to slip Mary M a few shekels for that sort of action!! :twisted: Recommend : the Da Vinic Code reading or watching (when you too tried to use your whips and chains) :wink: never ever ever recommend that steaming pile of rancid cow shite to anyone. Dan Brown is satan's mouldy jizz stains!!! :twisted: :cry: I was entertained...rather like acertain Scotsman's posts on TF you ever compare me to Dan Brown again and I will declare McFatwa against you!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 No.. I better offer YOU instead.. So now.. get down on your knees and lick my feet clean.. at least shave your toes first!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 No.. I better offer YOU instead.. So now.. get down on your knees and lick my feet clean.. at least shave your toes first!!!! How do you know i have hairy toes? I don't shave, I epilate.. more pain more fun... ****************************** Dear Dr.TF How do you handcuff a one-armed man/girl? -Police girl want to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbkbkk Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 normal...u just take away the arm (weapon) first then cuff his two arms together...! what brand underwear does admin wear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 normal...u just take away the arm (weapon) first then cuff his two arms together...!what brand underwear does admin wear? I didn't think he wore any :!: wel that is what Iain told me :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Ask anything you want to know, Let TF find answers to your mysterious inane questions. First off, - Who are these Caucasian young men around Sukhumvit Road, wearing white collar short sleeve shirts with ties, black slacks and a black name tag attached on their chest pocket written with their full name and something about Jesus Christ. Are they preachers? missionaries? Catholics? Mormons? What do they do? Mormons minus one letter: Morons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Recommend : the Da Vinic Code reading or watching (when you're too tried to use your whips and chains) :wink: Wanna join us? We can start with soft a*s spanking for the introduction lesson. I am thinking you're still in need of the hard one after your Yellow Card ! .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 what brand underwear does admin wear? Whatever keeps my ankles warm :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 normal...u just take away the arm (weapon) first then cuff his two arms together...!what brand underwear does admin wear? Errrrrrrrrr... Ok, if you say so... :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Dear Dr.TF Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? :roll: -Loser team :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbkbkk Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? :roll: -Loser team :cry: It's because they dont want you acting like a poor sport! Why do donuts have holes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? :roll: -Loser team :cry: It's because they dont want you acting like a poor sport! Why do donuts have holes? so English Bob can see how many he can get on his penis... :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? :roll: -Loser team :cry: It's because they dont want you acting like a poor sport! Why do donuts have holes? so English Bob can see how many he can get on his penis... :wink: The new face of Mister Donut (I cut the bottom portion off for obvious reasons...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? :roll: -Loser team :cry: It's because they dont want you acting like a poor sport! Why do donuts have holes? so English Bob can see how many he can get on his penis... :wink: The new face of Mister Donut (I cut the bottom portion off for obvious reasons...) Life scale models a la Ronald McDonald would certainly offer a whole new display option!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeMarc Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 guys...im getting a little concerned about your growing obsessions with Dave's donger. :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 guys...im getting a little concerned about your growing obsessions with Dave's donger. :roll: penis envy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin_2 Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 guys...im getting a little concerned about your growing obsessions with Dave's donger. :roll: So no more invites for beers at your place anymore?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Dear Dr.TF What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king? - A 5th grade student. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhat happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king? - A 5th grade student. Dear 5th Grade Student if they are both female, neither. Tradition in European Royal houses states that should conjoined twins be the first born of a reigning monarch, then at age 18, or potential age of ascension should it be earlier, a grand ping pong tournament will be held between the twins. Whoever won was the rightful King or Queen. :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? :roll: -Loser team :cry: It's because they dont want you acting like a poor sport! Why do donuts have holes? so English Bob can see how many he can get on his penis... :wink: not much girth eh? :shock: sorry to hear it EB :!: (I know Iain is on top of these things---or is he on the bottom tonight? :twisted: ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? :roll: -Loser team :cry: It's because they dont want you acting like a poor sport! Why do donuts have holes? so English Bob can see how many he can get on his penis... :wink: not much girth eh? :shock: sorry to hear it EB :!: (I know Iain is on top of these things---or is he on the bottom tonight? :twisted: ) you seem well acquainted with the phraseology... Anything you want to share? :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeIt Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Dear Dr. Iain Thanks for more info.. I search in my school book and I found this.. That called "King Pong" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Dear Dr.TFWhy do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? :roll: -Loser team :cry: It's because they dont want you acting like a poor sport! Why do donuts have holes? so English Bob can see how many he can get on his penis... :wink: not much girth eh? :shock: sorry to hear it EB :!: (I know Iain is on top of these things---or is he on the bottom tonight? :twisted: ) you seem well acquainted with the phraseology... Anything you want to share? :twisted: NAHHH you're alway five timezones aHEAD of me anyway :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Dear Dr. IainThanks for more info.. I search in my school book and I found this.. That called "King Pong" Slightly off at a tangent young lady. Detention for you. Here is a rare shot taken just before the 1986 Kingly decider match in Hoffurururr Spankenstein between Crown Prince Ludwig von Crosspiece and Crown Prince Heinz von Arabstrap. :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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