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Dear Dr.TF

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? :roll:

-Loser team :cry:

It's because they dont want you acting like a poor sport!

Why do donuts have holes?

so English Bob can see how many he can get on his penis...

:wink:

not much girth eh? :shock: sorry to hear it EB :!:

(I know Iain is on top of these things---or is he on the bottom tonight? :lol: :twisted: )

you seem well acquainted with the phraseology...

Anything you want to share?

:twisted:

NAHHH you're alway five timezones aHEAD of me anyway :wink:

Oh, I liked what you did there. Clever word play through emphasis on capitalisation and entendre. Are you sure you're American??

:wink:

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Dear Dr. Iain

Thanks for more info..

I search in my school book and I found this..

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That called "King Pong"

Slightly off at a tangent young lady. Detention for you.

Here is a rare shot taken just before the 1986 Kingly decider match in Hoffurururr Spankenstein between Crown Prince Ludwig von Crosspiece and Crown Prince Heinz von Arabstrap.

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:twisted:

Clan Wallace :wink:

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Dear Earthling Dr. TF

I am lonely hot woman from MARS. I was visiting your Earth 10years ago. Now need helps back to Mars! Spacecraft out of fuel. Anything Helps!

But while i am hanging around i just wonder if i can find someone here to take care of me. you may want to check my hot photos on my page. If interested, leave me one message there.

Regards,

:D

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Dear Earthling Dr. TF

I am lonely hot woman from MARS. I was visiting your Earth 10years ago. Now need helps back to Mars! Spacecraft out of fuel. Anything Helps!

But while i am hanging around i just wonder if i can find someone here to take care of me. you may want to check my hot photos on my page. If interested, leave me one message there.

Regards,

:D

no you are from Mars (finally the answer of where Kunny is from..:shock: )

and your alien energy will be too much for some one ...find a cold wet towel!

Or you may take over the world ---we are lost---ZAP :!: :alien:

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no you are from Mars (finally the answer of where Kunny is from..:shock: )

and your alien energy will be too much for some one ...find a cold wet towel!

Or you may take over the world ---we are lost---ZAP :!: :alien:

To whom it may concern,

Stuff You.

(i'm fishing here. Dun wreck it)

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Dear Dr.TF

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

- A Kitchen Hygenist

No they wear a bald net. Hence the name hair net

Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?

Yes...

And Freddie Mercury came from Mercury.

What's this I just found under my chair?

that is your nose booger.

Can bald men get lice??

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