Bodai Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Oh no; it would be a large crush. Ideally involving you and a bulldozer. ; ) So you are annoyed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Reason #195,385,655 not to get married. Or just to make sure you wipe your arse really well when not wearing underwear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 So you are annoyed? Not at all; wouldn't go to any trouble to make it happen. But if it did would watch the reruns when bored...l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 ----having more fun with 8-mile than New Warrior, Jock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 8-mile Maybe the rapture IS coming. Ciaran AND Danno being funny within 24 hours...it's a miracle Lord! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 ----having more fun with 8-mile than New Warrior, Jock? And anyway; at least Biddy is a decent guy. Warrior was a prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 The kilt one did bother me, but am so used to it from you now.We will be independent within 5 years or so, then you'll wish you still owned us. I'm used to Arsenal winning **** all and just wish that French **** would get to ****. Govan and Partick ARE full of jaky scumbags living on handouts but I know I'm not one (and am shortly moving to a wee rural village by the coast anyway) Next? You fat fucker... I live in Thailand. You're only gaining independence now the oil's gone... We're sick of paying your welfare cheques. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodai Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 And anyway; at least Biddy is a decent guy. Warrior was a prick. Crush? That's a crush right? I'm so confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 You fat fucker... I live in Thailand.You're only gaining independence now the oil's gone... We're sick of paying your welfare cheques. Plenty oil and gas left mate and we've been subsidising you. And the man we will have to thank for independence? Nick Clegg! Don't worry though, you'll always be welcome. Mancs are sound. Next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Crush? That's a crush right? I'm so confused. We'd gathered that. Doesn't seem to take much; just offer you three shovels and ask you to take your pick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANNO Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Crush? That's a crush right? I'm so confused. your right Iain...your "rap"ture is here! ...well in Maimi ...from the looks you need to dress warmly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 (edited) Plenty oil and gas left mate and we've been subsidising you. And the man we will have to thank for independence? Nick Clegg! Don't worry though, you'll always be welcome. Mancs are sound.Next? Well I'm running short of good ones... But you're still a fat fucker and I still live in Thailand. So there. But at half-time, I feel like you're going to laugh your bollocks off when the final whistle comes. Barca are brilliant and Utd look lead-footed. I'm amazed we're level at half-time. Edited May 28, 2011 by English_Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Well I'm running short of good ones... But you're still a fat fucker and I still live in Thailand. So there.But at half-time, I feel like you're going to laugh your bollocks off when the final whistle comes. Barca are brilliant and Utd look lead-footed. I'm amazed we're level at half-time. Running short? The mighty English Bob? The man who put the 'wit' in wittering? The man who put the 'abs' in crabs? The man who put the 'cock' in...well, that allegations has never been substantiated. If it's a draw with 10 minutes left, ManU will win... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 though it may get messy (sic) later on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 though it may get messy (sic) later on... should always keep the villa tidy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 It's a battering... 3-1 at 75 minutes. Barca are incredible. Utd losing possession every chance they get. Scholes on... Give him 5 minutes before a yellow card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 It had to come like this.... Starting with virgins and slippery quotes and ending up with football. Hope at least in your real life it's the other way round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English_Bob Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Painful. Barca played so well, but ruin it with lots of theatrical falling on the floor when tackled fairly. Utd played very averagely. It's been a shitty day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Painful. Barca played so well, but ruin it with lots of theatrical falling on the floor when tackled fairly.Utd played very averagely. It's been a shitty day. They are just a team at the top of their game mate. I do feel sorry for Van Der Sar; he's had an outstanding season and shame he had to end on a loss. Hard luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 It had to come like this....Starting with virgins and slippery quotes and ending up with football. Hope at least in your real life it's the other way round! It all just of gets thrown in life's mix along with my flowering mango tree... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 It all just of gets thrown in life's mix along with my flowering mango tree... May you be allergic to mango flowers! Except of course, you can make my tree having fruit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 May you be allergic to mango flowers! you can make my tree having fruit! Is that some strange Austrian euphemism from the St Wolfgang area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 (edited) Is that some strange Austrian euphemism from the St Wolfgang area? Not sure but don't think so as in St. Wolfgang, there are no mango trees at all as far as I know (I'm coming far from there). As a well-renowned dialect specialist, I would rather say that this is the pre-copulation quote of some mountain pasture tribes living at more than 2,000m in Austria's Central Alps. Edited May 28, 2011 by kaunitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Not sure but don't think so as in St. Wolfgang, there are no mango trees at all as far as I know (I'm coming far from there).As a well-renowned dialect specialist, I would rather say that this is the pre-copulation quote of some mountain pasture tribes living at more than 2,000m in Austria's Central Alps. There is a nice inn though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaunitz Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 There is a nice inn though You only found ONE??? But anyhow, as nice as this inn might be, you cannot grow mango trees there and you also should not copulate there (although.... ok, that's another topic!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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