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The kilt one did bother me, but am so used to it from you now.

We will be independent within 5 years or so, then you'll wish you still owned us.

I'm used to Arsenal winning **** all and just wish that French **** would get to ****.

Govan and Partick ARE full of jaky scumbags living on handouts but I know I'm not one (and am shortly moving to a wee rural village by the coast anyway)

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You fat fucker... I live in Thailand.

You're only gaining independence now the oil's gone... We're sick of paying your welfare cheques.

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You fat fucker... I live in Thailand.

You're only gaining independence now the oil's gone... We're sick of paying your welfare cheques.

Plenty oil and gas left mate and we've been subsidising you. And the man we will have to thank for independence? Nick Clegg! Don't worry though, you'll always be welcome. Mancs are sound.

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Plenty oil and gas left mate and we've been subsidising you. And the man we will have to thank for independence? Nick Clegg! Don't worry though, you'll always be welcome. Mancs are sound.

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Well I'm running short of good ones... But you're still a fat fucker and I still live in Thailand. So there.

But at half-time, I feel like you're going to laugh your bollocks off when the final whistle comes. Barca are brilliant and Utd look lead-footed.

I'm amazed we're level at half-time.

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Well I'm running short of good ones... But you're still a fat fucker and I still live in Thailand. So there.

But at half-time, I feel like you're going to laugh your bollocks off when the final whistle comes. Barca are brilliant and Utd look lead-footed.

I'm amazed we're level at half-time.

Running short? The mighty English Bob? The man who put the 'wit' in wittering? The man who put the 'abs' in crabs? The man who put the 'cock' in...well, that allegations has never been substantiated.

If it's a draw with 10 minutes left, ManU will win...

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Painful. Barca played so well, but ruin it with lots of theatrical falling on the floor when tackled fairly.

Utd played very averagely.

It's been a shitty day.

They are just a team at the top of their game mate. I do feel sorry for Van Der Sar; he's had an outstanding season and shame he had to end on a loss. Hard luck.

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Is that some strange Austrian euphemism from the St Wolfgang area?

Not sure but don't think so as in St. Wolfgang, there are no mango trees at all as far as I know (I'm coming far from there).

As a well-renowned dialect specialist, I would rather say that this is the pre-copulation quote of some mountain pasture tribes living at more than 2,000m in Austria's Central Alps.

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Not sure but don't think so as in St. Wolfgang, there are no mango trees at all as far as I know (I'm coming far from there).

As a well-renowned dialect specialist, I would rather say that this is the pre-copulation quote of some mountain pasture tribes living at more than 2,000m in Austria's Central Alps.

There is a nice inn though

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