Khun_Sam Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 ...in public. Of course they fart, but I've never experienced a girl farting in public, bar the occasional silent 'accident'. A girl confided in me the other day; The reason girls go to the bathroom so often is not so much to powder their nose, have a pee or change their tampons. Half of the times they go to the bathroon is to FART. :shock: That, and also to gossip. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJTX Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 That, and also to gossip. :roll: Which comes first? :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted August 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 That, and also to gossip. :roll: Which comes first? :twisted: Sound travels faster than smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malky Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Girls do fart in public but they can keep it silent. If it smells they can get away with it by spraying perfume on themselves to distract you from the smell. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJTX Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 That, and also to gossip. :roll: Which comes first? :twisted: Sound travels faster than smell. Guess that means girls don't leave the noisy farts :shock: What a waste :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted August 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Also, when you're walking with a girl and you're in a hurry and she starts trailing behind pretending to look at the shop window? Now you know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Is it a Sub thread to "Hole too loose? No sex for you!" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangnbkk Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 The reason girls go to the bathroom so often ... is to FART....That, and also to gossip. Okay, and the difference between those two things being??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted August 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 The reason girls go to the bathroom so often ... is to FART....That, and also to gossip. Okay, and the difference between those two things being??? I know they're both difficult to keep in, they can both stink and they can both ruin a relationship. But it's more difficult to control the first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PattayaDaz Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Glad to see another CLASSY post.....Keep up the high standards KhunSam... PS: I thought girls went to the bathroom together to compare boobies.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted August 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Glad to see another CLASSY post.....Keep up the high standards KhunSam... PS: I thought girls went to the bathroom together to compare boobies.. Thanks Daz. It takes me hours thinking up these topics and it's this kind of encouragement that keeps me on my toes. 8) Your threads are class too BTW. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted August 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Fart suppressor for anyone who needs it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LIEBE Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 why not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down2Earth Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 we do but we know the ways to get out of it or make it a nicely fart lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJTX Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 we do but we know the ways to get out of it or make it a nicely fart lol And on that note... Problem solved. Now we can move on to something new, but to what, I don't know. I sank to new lows and I am out of ideas.... I may actually be quiet for the next few posts. 8) Speaking of new lows :twisted: Is there such a thing as a 'bad' fart? Hmm, ok - don't have to answer that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chatty Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 hehehe Farting?? we do fart.... cuz women are human tooo na ja... but we care so much about farting in public.. not long time ago, i asked my friend, she is a teacher. i just curious what she'd does when she really wants to fart in front of the class? Has she ever done that before... the answer was yes.. she did fart in front of the class while she was teaching... but she had a trick such as asked the students read Eng. sentence out loud... let the whole class speak out loud to cover it.. hehe but couldn't help the smell... well, for myself, farting sounds disgusting... but it's a human nature... right? now i'm not sure about super sta,r super model girls.... Are they fart??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down2Earth Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 well, for myself, farting sounds disgusting... but it's a human nature... right? now i'm not sure about super sta,r super model girls.... Are they fart??? I think they do na ja P'1 but as they r super stars they prob. know how to make it looks nice while they r farting Hope they don't fart so loud and make it so public or farting will become the next in trend thing! :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutOfOrder Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 i know a girl who *likes* to fart in PUBLIC... lucky enough she warns me before she does that - so i can shut my nose ... and my MOUTH! (or else i'd feel like im eating it!!!!) >_< :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted August 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 i know a girl who *likes* to fart in PUBLIC... Who better to know you than yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutOfOrder Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 hahaha you *****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Sam Posted August 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 hahaha you b*tch! FARTERESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeusbheld Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 i know a girl who *likes* to fart in PUBLIC...lucky enough she warns me before she does that - so i can shut my nose ... and my MOUTH! (or else i'd feel like im eating it!!!!) >_< :? ummmm technically, sounds like a LOT more going on there than farting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khun_lung Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Ever notice that your own farts smell kinda nice while other people's farts smell disgusting? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkk_maniac Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 in chinese we have a saying"chou pi bu fang, fang pi bu chou" which means the fart that u can hear r usually not stinky, and the ones u cant hear are the ones that stinks the most i guess the ones u cant hear from the girls are not the ones u want to find out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O123ok Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 "chou pi bu fang, fang pi bu chou" We have an equally poetic term in English for this phenomena. "Silent but violent" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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