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funny question found in chinese mag this morning...

what would be the first thing you would do if you woke up as a member of the opposite sex ? :wink:

wank.

lol. well after i was finished doing that. i would have to learn how to walk in high heels. i imagine that would take me a long time.

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funny question found in chinese mag this morning...

what would be the first thing you would do if you woke up as a member of the opposite sex ? :wink:

1. It depends who's lying next to me, maybe scream and run away.

2. If I wake up alone, spending 1 hour on my make- up and then go shopping for the rest of the day (I never did understand what's so exciting abt shopping)

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First: I would want to see if it really hurt THAT badly to be kicked in the family jewels. Guys are always making such a big fuss about it.

Then: what it's like to pee standing up.

And finally: shoot myself in despair.

Yes, getting kicked in the jewels is so painful, it actually makes you sick. It will instantly put you in the fetal position, especially if it is a bullseye type blow. That is why stadiums go silent with concern and groaning at sports events when a player takes that deadly blow. Take a look at every guys face around you next time you see this happen. You will see a mix of timid compassion and fear from guys who were just acting like drunken animals 5 seconds before. That says it better than I can possibly verbalize.

And, by the way, peeing standing up is the most glorious activity that you can ever imagine. You might understand then why it's so hard to miss the toilet seat. It's like trying to aim a firehose through a doughnut.

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  • 3 weeks later...

assuming my partner had also, i would ask for financial assistance in the upkeep of my family water buffalo, then scream farang kee nok if the aid was not forthcoming, i would then wait ten minutes till after we parted company and then phone or text him declaring how much i missed him and that 'yopu forget me law'

or something like that :wink:

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