alexanderdream Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 funny question found in chinese mag this morning... what would be the first thing you would do if you woke up as a member of the opposite sex ? :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy26 Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 funny question found in chinese mag this morning...what would be the first thing you would do if you woke up as a member of the opposite sex ? :wink: wank. lol. well after i was finished doing that. i would have to learn how to walk in high heels. i imagine that would take me a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitschiguy Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Say 'I don't feel like it, i've got one of your headaches coming on' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anenglishman Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 funny question found in chinese mag this morning...what would be the first thing you would do if you woke up as a member of the opposite sex ? :wink: check for semen traces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 First: I would want to see if it really hurt THAT badly to be kicked in the family jewels. Guys are always making such a big fuss about it. Then: what it's like to pee standing up. And finally: shoot myself in despair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBoy06 Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Make the most of being a lesbian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexanderdream Posted July 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 First: I would want to see if it really hurt THAT badly to be kicked in the family jewels. Guys are always making such a big fuss about it.Then: what it's like to pee standing up. And finally: shoot myself in despair. i like it ! ! ! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibel Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 funny question found in chinese mag this morning...what would be the first thing you would do if you woke up as a member of the opposite sex ? :wink: 1. It depends who's lying next to me, maybe scream and run away. 2. If I wake up alone, spending 1 hour on my make- up and then go shopping for the rest of the day (I never did understand what's so exciting abt shopping) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macca_tirana Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Go and buy a pack of one of those sanitary towels, pads, thingys. Acording to the ads if you pick the right one all of a sudden you develope the ability to high dive, trampoline, fly micro lights and all other really exciting things you could never do before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JumpingJohn Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 First: I would want to see if it really hurt THAT badly to be kicked in the family jewels. Guys are always making such a big fuss about it.Then: what it's like to pee standing up. And finally: shoot myself in despair. Yes, getting kicked in the jewels is so painful, it actually makes you sick. It will instantly put you in the fetal position, especially if it is a bullseye type blow. That is why stadiums go silent with concern and groaning at sports events when a player takes that deadly blow. Take a look at every guys face around you next time you see this happen. You will see a mix of timid compassion and fear from guys who were just acting like drunken animals 5 seconds before. That says it better than I can possibly verbalize. And, by the way, peeing standing up is the most glorious activity that you can ever imagine. You might understand then why it's so hard to miss the toilet seat. It's like trying to aim a firehose through a doughnut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuessWho Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 SCREAM !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ngairo Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Ask for the money .....and leave..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_som_tam Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 cruise for chicks :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai1 Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Hit the town and look for some lesbian action.... :!: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeAussieGuy Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Ask for the money .....and leave..... Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakofdawning Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 hope the same thing happened to my bf and changed roles!!!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toma Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 >>>G-spot<<< Not sure anymore if it's the right name... but I would buy one of their watches :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farons1 Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 funny question found in chinese mag this morning...what would be the first thing you would do if you woke up as a member of the opposite sex ? :wink: TOUCH MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keemo Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Unfortunately, I don't think I would get anything done. I would probably end up playing with my boobs all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Depends what mood I am in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttesta Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 assuming my partner had also, i would ask for financial assistance in the upkeep of my family water buffalo, then scream farang kee nok if the aid was not forthcoming, i would then wait ten minutes till after we parted company and then phone or text him declaring how much i missed him and that 'yopu forget me law' or something like that :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 I am going shopping I need some new shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownSugar Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Ask for the money .....and leave..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownSugar Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 funny question found in chinese mag this morning...what would be the first thing you would do if you woke up as a member of the opposite sex ? :wink: I'm still laughing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deester Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 I will grow sideburns and enjoy walking around without a bra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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