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Do u talk about ur sex life with ur friends?


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we girls .. kind of discussion and share experience ... etc just like, how u feel, how u think with that... , did u do that ? did he do that, this, those ... lolz discuss for sth better, no offensive just we want to know if we have done good job. :oops: but i think u guys just ...... hmmm not share not disguss just make it fun, crab, joke :lol: .....

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we girls .. kind of discussion and share experience ... etc just like, how u feel, how u think with that... , did u do that ? did he do that, this, those ... lolz discuss for sth better, no offensive just we want to know if we have done good job. :oops: but i think u guys just ...... hmmm not share not disguss just make it fun, crab, joke :lol: .....

I think that's very close to the truth, Babyoiy :)

of course stevie :D I always says the truth, isnt it? lolz ...

btw I didnt see u here last few days .... glad to see u back.

where have u been? oopz is that wrong to ask u through forum ... :roll:

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Of course not! Let me explain...

...

I ain?t got no friends . . .

An? all the others: they hate me

Does the life I've been leadin? gotta go?

Well, let myself straighten me out

About a little russian restaurant I know . . .

(get yer shoes ?n socks on people, it?s right aroun? the corner!)

Out through the night

An? the whisperin? breezes

To the place where they keep

The imaginary diseases

Out through the night

An? the whisperin? breezes

To the place where they keep

The imaginary diseases . . .

Now scientists call this disease bromidrosis

(that?s right!)

And well they should

Even napoleon knows that

But us regular folks

Who might wear a tennis shoe

Or an occasional python boot

Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of:

Stink foot

Y?know, my python boot is too tight

I couldn?t get it off last night

A week went by, an? now it?s july

I finally got it off

An? my girl-friend cry

You got stink foot! stink foot, darlin?

Your stink foot puts a hurt on my nose!

Stink foot! stink foot! I ain?t lyin?,

Can you rinse it off, d?you suppose?

Here fido . . . fido . . .

Here fido . . . bring the slippers little puppy

Yes, that?s a good dog! yes!

Arf, arf, arf!

[crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump]

Sick . . .

(Thank you Frank! We miss you...)

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Girls talk with girls about their sex lives, guys talk wih guys about their sex lives. We're quite similar in that regard I think, but there is a distinct difference on the subject of masturbation

For guys we laugh and joke about wankin, and have no problem openly admitting a 5-knuckle-shuffle or hand-shandy amongst close female company. But girls, on the other hand (haha), dont openly discuss. Maybe they do with their close female friends---------- DO YOU???

After all, 99% of guys admit to wankin, 1% are liars.

Yesterday one of my Girl friends told me she wants a new toy because the one she got is getting too small now!

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in this case, i know may is curious and she will be disappointed i dont share my shagging technique with her so i say "nope sorry (, may my karma is unique i wont share it with you :-P )" awww.. i didnt know english could be this difficult!

damn girl! now u make me curious even more! :twisted: tell me tell me tell me now!!!! well u said ur karma is unique.. share with me and i'll compare with my karma sutha book i bought from India muahaha :lol:

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