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Must be all those booze I had last night ..

Well I used to think dreaming about Freddy Cuker when I was 11 was the most scary and weirdest dream I've ever had ....

But last night ,

I dreamt about myself , went to my favorite hair salon and were getting my haircut with my usually guy ( gay , very very gay ) .

Then he started to grab my butt and touching me . ( forgot most of the part ) And after that we started to go out together and become a couple .

Now I've never fancy his gay ass .... So I'm abit confuse where did that came from ... Plus he is so gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy , my mum even said he is more womanly than me ...

I tried to go to bed again and fix my dream so I won't feel weird getting a haircut from him again next time but it didn't work ...

It was so real and I'm still freaking out ...

yak ....

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Maybe you want a nice boyfriend so much, that subconciously your even concidering gays now ... lol :D

I actually HAVE a nice boyfriend ( actually a dozen of them ) . And trust me honeybun ... If I'd ever want a man ... It won't be any problem for me to get one :P

Now stop picking on me about my dream ... :roll:

And tell me " What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? "

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My weirdest dream was about a graveyard. I was walking through a graveyard, it was dark but I can see names on those stones. I wasn?t scared but feeling sad.

A couple of month later my dear Japanese friend dies. I didn?t go to her funeral but I went to her graveyard afterward when I was standing there, I felt like it is the same graveyard in my dream.

Okay ... now that's creepy ... One of my friend told me once that she had a dream about her gramma came to say goodbye the her then she woke up and called me .

In the morning her mum called her and told her that her gramma die in a car accident last night ...

I dreamt I was a gay hairdresser.... and this over confident chick came in the salon and started on about being able to get any man.... so I showed her I am more woman than she will ever be and more man than she will ever get

You dreamt that you were a gay hairdresser or you wish you were that gay guy ...

BTW ... he was very manly in my dream ( which that was the wierdest thing )... So I guess you were taking care of my lovely friend Zeus then cause we went there together and I remember he had the gay one ...

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From:

http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/s4.htm

To dream that you are swimming underwater, suggests that you are completely submerged in your own feelings. You are forcing yourself to deal with your emotional difficulties.

I don't really dream all that much anymore (or at least I don't remember the dream). Most of the dreams that I can recall have always been in black and white.

More dream interpretation here as well: http://www.sleeps.com/dictionary/dictionary.html

And for Posh:

"If you are heterosexual and you dream that you are having sex with someone of the same sex, signifies not necessarily homosexual desire, but an expression of greater self love and acceptance. You need to be in better touch of your feminine or masculine side."

Who knows if this dream analysis is correct, are dreams actually telling us something or is it purely some subconscious fantasy or memory.......

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And for Posh:

"If you are heterosexual and you dream that you are having sex with someone of the same sex, signifies not necessarily homosexual desire, but an expression of greater self love and acceptance. You need to be in better touch of your feminine or masculine side."

....

He is gay .... and it was a he ... Are you saying that I'm a ladyboy ?

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Weirdest dream I ever had: I was lying on my belly on this looooooong plank of wood that stretched for miles into the ocean. I was at the very end of it and surrounded by the ocean which was turquoise and still as a sheet of glass - not even a ripple. And then I saw this horrible, huge shadow pass underwater, directly under me and it was an enormous manta ray. And since I was precariously balanced face-down on this plank of wood, I had nowhere else to look but down...right at it. Funny part is the water was so still that the wood wasn't wet and neither was I. I had this dream almost a year ago but it still scares the crap outta me.

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Princess

I was lying on my belly on this looooooong plank of wood that stretched for miles into the ocean. I was at the very end of it and surrounded by the ocean which was turquoise and still as a sheet of glass - not even a ripple. And then I saw this horrible, huge shadow pass underwater, directly under me and it was an enormous manta ray. And since I was precariously balanced face-down on this plank of wood, I had nowhere else to look but down...right at it. Funny part is the water was so still that the wood wasn't wet and neither was I

Damn..you musta just woke up before I arrived to save ya :roll: :roll: :lol:

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I was lying on my belly on this looooooong plank of wood that stretched for miles into the ocean. I was at the very end of it and surrounded by the ocean which was turquoise and still as a sheet of glass - not even a ripple. And then I saw this horrible, huge shadow pass underwater, directly under me and it was an enormous manta ray. And since I was precariously balanced face-down on this plank of wood, I had nowhere else to look but down...right at it. Funny part is the water was so still that the wood wasn't wet and neither was I

Damn..you musta just woke up before I arrived to save ya :roll: :roll: :lol:

Sorry I forgot to add the part where the manta ray ate some Aussie bloke. Guess that was you eh? You look slimmer in your pictures :shock:

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Princess...
Aussie bloke
Streeuth luv :!: I'm a bloody Pommy! (with a bit of seppo)

Oh and BTW... Manta Rays eat plankton.. not humans no matter how slim..

BTW2... Your bum looks smaller in the pics too :P :wink:

First of all, I don't really care.

Secondly, in my dream the manta ray could eat an elephant if it so wished.

And lastly, that would have been clever if I actually put pictures of my ass on my profile or if you had actually seen me in person.

Keep trying.

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Princess

And lastly, that would have been clever if I actually put pictures of my ass on my profile or if you had actually seen me in person.

The pics of your ass were posted in a selection of ''TF party pics'' (damn papparazzi) And how do you know I haven't seen ya :?

BTW you have a nice bum.. :P

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But last night ,

I dreamt about myself , went to my favorite hair salon and were getting my haircut with my usually guy .

Then he started to grab my butt and touching me . ( forgot most of the part ) And after that we started to go out together and become a couple .

Well last night... I was working in this hair salon cutting the hair of what looked like a Thai gal. When all of a sudden & for no reason she grabbed my ass & had a good fondle, I enjoyed it so much that soon after we started dating. :D

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But last night ,

I dreamt about myself , went to my favorite hair salon and were getting my haircut with my usually guy .

Then he started to grab my butt and touching me . ( forgot most of the part ) And after that we started to go out together and become a couple .

Well last night... I was working in this hair salon cutting the hair of what looked like a Thai gal. When all of a sudden & for no reason she grabbed my ass & had a good fondle, I enjoyed it so much that soon after we started dating. :D

I said it was a gay guy who acts like a real man not a loser , wasn't I ??

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And for Posh:

"If you are heterosexual and you dream that you are having sex with someone of the same sex, signifies not necessarily homosexual desire, but an expression of greater self love and acceptance. You need to be in better touch of your feminine or masculine side."

....

He is gay .... and it was a he ... Are you saying that I'm a ladyboy ?

Umm not exactly, the dream analysis site didn't cover your scenario. I'll put my tin foil hat on and analyse your dream for you:

The gay haidresser guy represents a female since he is very gay, you represent the male figure in the dream. I think that you have lesbian tendancies or you lack a strong male figure in your life. I'd suggest contacting some TF members here that are very manly, refer to the real men eat quiche thread for some possible matches there. Oh and good luck. The Dr. is out :)

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hahhahah ... and ... did she rip you a new one before exiting ?

Before, during and after. It's her favorite pass time :?

So .. do you now have 4 A-holes or one big crater ?

Let's just say I've become very "holy" :roll:

Wow, Posh with the Vatican ??

How does it feel to be enlightened

Actually, it's the bomb. She's a great gal with a penchant for using her "Bobby punching bag." Hey, anything to help a lady relieve some stress :P

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I said it was a gay guy who acts like a real man not a loser , wasn't I ??

What do real men in the US act like then Pish? (you are in the US aren't you?)

I think I read somewhere that you had 10 blokes on the go over there :D Well, I guess it takes 10 yank blokes to do the sexual work of one Englishman. :D:D

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