iBatch Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 CHILL OUT Play it cool, Chill out! Calm down and Don't bug out! Drop the gun, Don't shout! Let me find you Some hideout. Let me look for A layout. You're in the pits, Don't conk out! Let me do the trick, Let's not be on the outs: I know how to scrounge around. You bet I know ins and outs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 รักแท้หาใช่ครอบครอง หากแค่สนองใจไฝ่หา ของยอดรักสุดใจที่ไคว่คว้า ให้เธอได้พบพาสุข สมฤทัย แต่หากเธอสิ้นเยื่อไยรักให้กัน ได้ไปไกลห่างฉันแล้วสุขใจ ได้พบพานความต้องการครั้งใหม่ ฉันก็ยอมปล่อยเธอไปแต่โดยดี To love is not to possesses To love is to grant your lover a freedom To do what i found greatest Even dump me , if it can make u satisfied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Look in to my eyes talk to me open up your life share with me Don't keep hurt me like a knife Don't hide from me i can't stand to survive plz don't leave me All of u r and will be i can accept Just give me your empty heart for me to stay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 I Wanted Her She crouched down, almost squatting To stroke a small dog in the park As she did her full buttocks Strained the fabric of her shorts And I wanted her When she stood up She threw back her hair from her face As she did the sunlight caught The fine blonde strands And I wanted her She reached behind her head To tie back her loose hair Which pushed her breasts tightly Against her cotton shirt And I wanted her She saw me looking at her And smiled at me coyly Then she waved to me, smiling And I wanted her Luckily she was my wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 One Day My Prince Will Come Remember all you maidens From the Isle of Dogs Before you find a prince You must kiss a lot of frogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 May I Feel Said He By E. E. Cummings may i feel said he (i'll squeal said she just once said he) it's fun said she (may i touch said he how much said she a lot said he) why not said she (let's go said he not too far said she what's too far said he where you are said she) may i stay said he which way said she like this said he if you kiss said she may i move said he is it love said she) if you're willing said he (but you're killing said she but it's life said he but your wife said she now said he) ow said she (tiptop said he don't stop said she oh no said he) go slow said she (cccome?said he ummm said she) you're divine!said he (you are Mine said she) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanisK Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 We were moving at the speed of love... ... into oblivion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 The Wombat’s Valentine A wombat sang up to the moon, he sang a plaintive air, Oh where is she who lights my way with her golden yellow hair? Oh where has gone her long-lashed gaze and her smile so wide and bright? Until she takes her pearly teeth and soaks them for the night? I miss the sound of tiny feet, the tap-tap of her cane, The snuffle of her guide-dog, Bert, when they come home again, I want to feel the oaken smooth of her shapely wooden leg, The gurgle of her draught of beer, that she slugs straight from the keg. Oh lovely Edna, fairy maid, come home, come home to me, I miss your wig, your shoulder brace, the way you suck your tea, So come back on the morning tide, come back and please be mine, I long to hear your Zimmer frame, please be my Valentine. (Max Scratchmann) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Oh lovely Iain, fairy maid, come home, come home to me, I miss your wig, your shoulder brace, the way you suck your tea, So come back on the morning tide, come back and please be mine, I long to hear your Zimmer frame, please be my Valentine. lol 5555555555555 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodai Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Well I fell into prison about a quarter till three Where I found in my cell a glass waiting for me So I filled what was empty and I pulled up a stool But he stood in the corner, the old devil wouldn't move He said, "You drink when you're lonely." No I drink when I want! He said, "You'll never be sober." Sure. Why would I want that? I only drink to be merry but unfortunately I'm in the wrong prison cell and the wrong company Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 I'm in the wrong prison cell and the wrong company if i were u, i would destroy the prison cage, kill the police and change the company. In addition, find a new gal too lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodai Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 oh my...... If I could, I would but the bars have me beat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 (edited) oh my...... If I could, I would but the bars have me beat. u r superman right? (at least for me) so go...... do it and don't be scare Edited June 11, 2011 by whitelotus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 The Bawdy Ballad Of Hester Haines Hester Haines, the Dyke of Staines, f**ked three girls one night, Gemma Small and Tanya Ball, and Cynthia Stevenson-Wright. She met them on the chip shop steps and said, How do, me dears, I am the one they warned about, the sum of all their fears. But Gemma Small and Tanya Ball, and Cynthia Stevenson-Wright, Said Hester Haines, the Dyke of Staines, we will be yours tonight. They went behind the gasworks wall and dropped their knickers down, But Hester Haines, the Dyke of Staines, surveyed them with a frown. This Brazilian Wax must get the axe, and landing strips are banned, But since you’re here, please have no fear, you’ll have the night you planned. The Tale Of Mavis Davis And Her Son, Sid Mavis Davis, worked for Avis, in the packing shed, Met a plumber, name of Bummer, took him to her bed. Had a baby, was no maybe, that kid was there to stay, But the plumber, name of Bummer, upped and ran away. So Mavis Davis, her of Avis, bought a wedding ring, Told the kid, whose name was Sid, his father was a king. Sid grew up and won a cup, for knitting his own sweater, One day in May he said, I’m gay, I wish I could be better. Sid my son, my current bun, it matters not one jot, Gay or straight, I have no hate, for you, my tiny tot. So Mave and Sid did place a bid, for a house boat on Ebay, They paid Paypal, that boy and gal, and moved on it to stay. But then the plumber, name of Bummer, showed up, said, I’m your dad, But they shot him down, without a frown, we don’t like you, you’re bad. (Max Scratchmann again) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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whitelotus Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 The Bawdy Ballad Of Hester HainesHester Haines, the Dyke of Staines, f**ked three girls one night, Gemma Small and Tanya Ball, and Cynthia Stevenson-Wright. She met them on the chip shop steps and said, How do, me dears, I am the one they warned about, the sum of all their fears. But Gemma Small and Tanya Ball, and Cynthia Stevenson-Wright, Said Hester Haines, the Dyke of Staines, we will be yours tonight. They went behind the gasworks wall and dropped their knickers down, But Hester Haines, the Dyke of Staines, surveyed them with a frown. This Brazilian Wax must get the axe, and landing strips are banned, But since you’re here, please have no fear, you’ll have the night you planned. i like this one, it's too awesome for me, thx p' Iain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elenalee Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 very funny poem but interesting ================ nonvoiceprojects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 I'd like to scuttle your puttle Spiddle your paddle Tickle your wickle And twittle your taddle Stroodle your doodle Cromple your string Brundle your strundle And frondle your ding See, I told you I'm completely nuts about you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 I'd like to scuttle your puttleSpiddle your paddle Tickle your wickle And twittle your taddle Stroodle your doodle Cromple your string Brundle your strundle And frondle your ding See, I told you I'm completely nuts about you So, can u tell us the name of that POOR gal lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 So, can u tell us the name of that POOR gal lol It begins with an 'S' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 It begins with an 'S' Oh ! she is "Simple Oriental" or p' windy for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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