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Blond hair... check !

Blue eyes.... check !

Tall.....check !

Strong.... check !

Romantic... check !

Big .......................arms... check !

Thick.....................body... check !

Long.....................legs...check !

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Aussie..... CHECKMATE ! :lol:

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Aussie..... CHECKMATE ! :lol:

You obviously dont have very high standards.

maybe...... and who are you ?? English?? so,you must be proud of being english ?? ... No offense to english people !

But,you are just a snob, always think that you are better than others !.... dont even show your OWN pics in your profile :)

give me a break !

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Blond hair... check !

Blue eyes.... check !

Tall.....check !

Strong.... check !

Romantic... check !

Big .......................arms... check !

Thick.....................body... check !

Long.....................legs...check !

wub.gifman_in_love.gifcray.gif How romantic indeed.

And some dare to blame us for behaving animal Wild.gifwank5zm.gif

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Do you know why it is hardly possible for girls to find their beautiful, gentle and rich mate?

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My checklist

- No London Accent .... Check

- Silly Smile .... Check

- Long Eyelashes .... Check

- Good Teeth .... Check

- Nice Butt .... Check

- No British Sense of Humor .... Check

- British Nationality .... Check o_O

Im your man :)

got it all...

and more

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Aussie..... CHECKMATE ! :lol:

You obviously dont have very high standards.

maybe...... and who are you ?? English?? so,you must be proud of being english ?? ... No offense to english people !

But,you are just a snob, always think that you are better than others !.... dont even show your OWN pics in your profile :)

give me a break !

I don't think i'm better than other people, i KNOW i'm better than other people.

English is an adjective of England = proper noun = capital letter.

Is that snobbish enough for you ?

My own picture ? I have two on mine !

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Aussie..... CHECKMATE ! :lol:

You obviously dont have very high standards.

maybe...... and who are you ?? English?? so,you must be proud of being english ?? ... No offense to english people !

But,you are just a snob, always think that you are better than others !.... dont even show your OWN pics in your profile :)

give me a break !

I think i understand women such as yourself.

You start at the bottom of society with an Australian guy, then after a while you get bored of his limited vocabulary, and getting mortally drunk on 2 schooners so you ditch him and then climb the social scale by going for lets say an American.

Then after practicing on a Yank for a while, you realise you've the potential to upgrade your social status so you hook yourself up with a Scandinavian.

Then when your with the Scandanavian you realise your almost at the top of Farang society, you know there are only a few more steps to reach the top, so you go for a Scottish guy.

Now the Scottish guy almost has it all, apart from the fact you cant understand what the fcuk he's talking about, his favourite meal is deep fried Mars bars in batter, and he only has a life expectancy of about 42.

So..... When he's sleeping off his 2 bottles of whisky that he had before lunch, you pack your bags and cross the border to the Promised Land.

Now when you get to England you see all these unbelievably handsome, sophisticated, charming, stylish, extraordinary gentleman, with blue blood running through their veins.

You?ve reached your "Eldorado", the peak of life now is now at your fingertips a pristine Englishman awaits.

So you?ve some way to go princess!

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My man:

Five heads taller than me.... check

Brown haired..... check

Green/blue eyes.... check

Scandinavian.... check

Forgets any argument within the next 10 minutes... check

Is willing to be the stay-at-home-doing-the-cooking-and-the-cleaning-once-I'm-finished-with-studying-and-am-already-promised-a-geat-job.... check

Stays fit... check

A man of acts and not of words.... check

Great in bed.... double check

Gives great massages.... check

Intelligent.... check

An adventurer.... check

Takes risks..... check

Is alright with public display of affection.... unchecked

Has a job..... unchecked, he just quit to travel around the world. I gave him the idea that he should go to america and south america. Dammit. lol

Voila my checklist so far. There are things that I don't know yet, things that are still to be discovered that I may like and that I may not like. Who knows...

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Aussie..... CHECKMATE ! :lol:

You obviously dont have very high standards.

maybe...... and who are you ?? English?? so,you must be proud of being english ?? ... No offense to english people !

But,you are just a snob, always think that you are better than others !.... dont even show your OWN pics in your profile :)

give me a break !

I think i understand women such as yourself.

You start at the bottom of society with an Australian guy, then after a while you get bored of his limited vocabulary, and getting mortally drunk on 2 schooners so you ditch him and then climb the social scale by going for lets say an American.

Then after practicing on a Yank for a while, you realise you've the potential to upgrade your social status so you hook yourself up with a Scandinavian.

Then when your with the Scandanavian you realise your almost at the top of Farang society, you know there are only a few more steps to reach the top, so you go for a Scottish guy.

Now the Scottish guy almost has it all, apart from the fact you cant understand what the fcuk he's talking about, his favourite meal is deep fried Mars bars in batter, and he only has a life expectancy of about 42.

So..... When he's sleeping off his 2 bottles of whisky that he had before lunch, you pack your bags and cross the border to the Promised Land.

Now when you get to England you see all these unbelievably handsome, sophisticated, charming, stylish, extraordinary gentleman, with blue blood running through their veins.

You?ve reached your "Eldorado", the peak of life now is now at your fingertips a pristine Englishman awaits.

So you?ve some way to go princess!

I say, there is no upper scale race or nationality. The world's mixing anyway. I'll quote Russel Peters and in case if you don't know him, he's a comedian, search him on youtube he's hilarious. He said something along these lines:

"Soon we'll all be beige. We'll all be somekind of highbreed mix of indians and chinese. They're the two biggest populations in the world."

So the nonsense about who's better than who is better than who should stop. There are great people everywhere as there are idiots. We live in a culturally diverse world. Accept it.

But I did like the sense of humour in your little tale.

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Aussie..... CHECKMATE ! :lol:

You obviously dont have very high standards.

maybe...... and who are you ?? English?? so,you must be proud of being english ?? ... No offense to english people !

But,you are just a snob, always think that you are better than others !.... dont even show your OWN pics in your profile :)

give me a break !

I think i understand women such as yourself.

You start at the bottom of society with an Australian guy, then after a while you get bored of his limited vocabulary, and getting mortally drunk on 2 schooners so you ditch him and then climb the social scale by going for lets say an American.

Then after practicing on a Yank for a while, you realise you've the potential to upgrade your social status so you hook yourself up with a Scandinavian.

Then when your with the Scandanavian you realise your almost at the top of Farang society, you know there are only a few more steps to reach the top, so you go for a Scottish guy.

Now the Scottish guy almost has it all, apart from the fact you cant understand what the fcuk he's talking about, his favourite meal is deep fried Mars bars in batter, and he only has a life expectancy of about 42.

So..... When he's sleeping off his 2 bottles of whisky that he had before lunch, you pack your bags and cross the border to the Promised Land.

Now when you get to England you see all these unbelievably handsome, sophisticated, charming, stylish, extraordinary gentleman, with blue blood running through their veins.

You?ve reached your "Eldorado", the peak of life now is now at your fingertips a pristine Englishman awaits.

So you?ve some way to go princess!

Yes and only an Englishman would accept the scraps left behind from the rest of the world

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"Soon we'll all be beige. We'll all be somekind of highbreed mix of indians and chinese. They're the two biggest populations in the world."

This is wrong. Birthrate is a function of factors like "personal security", "standard of living", "education" and so on. Just a mechanism of the society to protect itself - when high deathrate is expected by the society's members (long shortage of the above factors or a war" the bithrate increases significantly to preserve the exsistance society. Societies we now determine as envolved have negative natural growth (but spottet peaks in wars). When people see their future secure enough and they do have eccess to aducation, they make long-timet plans and achieve goals such as career first.

Some of the results of today's globalisation process are the fusions of cultures, business and way of life.

I think chinese are getting over it. As their standards are rising, become more educated and open, the population growth is not such a big issue as it used to be. Instead they are facing the pains of what the older ones see as moral degradation. In fact society changes its moral standards to become competitive and to survive in the bigger world.

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Aussie..... CHECKMATE ! :lol:

You obviously dont have very high standards.

maybe...... and who are you ?? English?? so,you must be proud of being english ?? ... No offense to english people !

But,you are just a snob, always think that you are better than others !.... dont even show your OWN pics in your profile :)

give me a break !

I think i understand women such as yourself.

You start at the bottom of society with an Australian guy, then after a while you get bored of his limited vocabulary, and getting mortally drunk on 2 schooners so you ditch him and then climb the social scale by going for lets say an American.

Then after practicing on a Yank for a while, you realise you've the potential to upgrade your social status so you hook yourself up with a Scandinavian.

Then when your with the Scandanavian you realise your almost at the top of Farang society, you know there are only a few more steps to reach the top, so you go for a Scottish guy.

Now the Scottish guy almost has it all, apart from the fact you cant understand what the fcuk he's talking about, his favourite meal is deep fried Mars bars in batter, and he only has a life expectancy of about 42.

So..... When he's sleeping off his 2 bottles of whisky that he had before lunch, you pack your bags and cross the border to the Promised Land.

Now when you get to England you see all these unbelievably handsome, sophisticated, charming, stylish, extraordinary gentleman, with blue blood running through their veins.

You?ve reached your "Eldorado", the peak of life now is now at your fingertips a pristine Englishman awaits.

So you?ve some way to go princess!

Lets say... I already dated american, scandinavian ( swedish and danish ) , but I didnt sleep with all of them...they were all nice... and finally, I ended up with this best aussie man..

And a pommy like you , ha ha ha..let me laugh out loud, with that accent.... doesnt turn me on at all.. although I used to live in London for a while, honestly, I loved teasing those poor pommy boys... just for fun...but never thought/think about having sex with pommy.... not for once... :)

And I dont have to use those steps you said to climb up to higher level. Because I am already in the good position to look from the top...and see you are looking up at me,asking for my beautiful hand to pat your bald head....but,I dont, because you are too ugly to touch, hideous creature, pathetic ! LOL :lol:

Maybe your pommy gf left you to aussie man, thats why you thought aussie man has low standard ?? :) ... poor you, pathetic pommy.

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Aussie..... CHECKMATE ! :lol:

You obviously dont have very high standards.

maybe...... and who are you ?? English?? so,you must be proud of being english ?? ... No offense to english people !

But,you are just a snob, always think that you are better than others !.... dont even show your OWN pics in your profile :)

give me a break !

I don't think i'm better than other people, i KNOW i'm better than other people.

English is an adjective of England = proper noun = capital letter.

Is that snobbish enough for you ?

My own picture ? I have two on mine !

Well,well,well, I didnt talk to you, I talked to Hullboy.

Since you brought this up....lets discuss about it ,ok?

Put it this way...you didnt get my point,right?? Didnt you notice how much I respect you "dannyboy" ..thats why I didnt use "english" in capital letter... especially to you, smart ass :)

by the way, I saw that you have pics in your profile, well done !! But, you need Majorie to help you, ok? She is a fatfighter....because you are fatty fatty boom boom !! "Who do you think you are ?? Fatfighter, slimmer of the year??"

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Aussie..... CHECKMATE ! :lol:

You obviously dont have very high standards.

maybe...... and who are you ?? English?? so,you must be proud of being english ?? ... No offense to english people !

But,you are just a snob, always think that you are better than others !.... dont even show your OWN pics in your profile :)

give me a break !

I think i understand women such as yourself.

You start at the bottom of society with an Australian guy, then after a while you get bored of his limited vocabulary, and getting mortally drunk on 2 schooners so you ditch him and then climb the social scale by going for lets say an American.

Then after practicing on a Yank for a while, you realise you've the potential to upgrade your social status so you hook yourself up with a Scandinavian.

Then when your with the Scandanavian you realise your almost at the top of Farang society, you know there are only a few more steps to reach the top, so you go for a Scottish guy.

Now the Scottish guy almost has it all, apart from the fact you cant understand what the fcuk he's talking about, his favourite meal is deep fried Mars bars in batter, and he only has a life expectancy of about 42.

So..... When he's sleeping off his 2 bottles of whisky that he had before lunch, you pack your bags and cross the border to the Promised Land.

Now when you get to England you see all these unbelievably handsome, sophisticated, charming, stylish, extraordinary gentleman, with blue blood running through their veins.

You?ve reached your "Eldorado", the peak of life now is now at your fingertips a pristine Englishman awaits.

So you?ve some way to go princess!

I say, there is no upper scale race or nationality. The world's mixing anyway. I'll quote Russel Peters and in case if you don't know him, he's a comedian, search him on youtube he's hilarious. He said something along these lines:

"Soon we'll all be beige. We'll all be somekind of highbreed mix of indians and chinese. They're the two biggest populations in the world."

So the nonsense about who's better than who is better than who should stop. There are great people everywhere as there are idiots. We live in a culturally diverse world. Accept it.

But I did like the sense of humour in your little tale.

You are right, noone is better than others.

I just talked about my aussie partner, I dont know why all these people said bad stuffs about him being aussie... or thought that I am a poor thai girl. LOL :lol: They talked like uneducated people, which is not my fault...they should blame their own parents that didnt send them to study high enough to have good conversation. Such a shame.

By the way, I am not the one who start lighting up this fire !! 8)

I just needed to protect myself, I am so weak.. :o

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Manner or good conversations skills seems not to be related to educations or social status, and sure to be a spoiled kid with the fortunate of having parents that could pay (probably corrupted) for your education don't make you any better then those who didn't have that luck in life

you are right, my apology!

but at least, they should respect what I posted.... what I posted didnt harm anyone, they just tried to get into my ( pretty & sensitive ) skin! I dont understand, at least they should be more well-behaved !

By the way, I was not a spoiled kid, I know how to manage finance..and control my money.My parents taught me well to be a good person in society.They are not corrupted also, ha ha...for your sake.. I am not better than some people, but I am better than some others, ha ha, are you confused??

So,you think you are better than me , thats the way you tried to educate me ?? If you are not trying to support, please back off. I dont need your lessons in life.

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